You knew it was coming because nobody, and I mean nobody, raises money like Jesus.
Okay, so it’s not “Americans For Jesus and Guns Who Are Against Gays, Abortions, and the IRS,” which would be the biggest fundraising PAC of all time, but it’s damn close.
They almost have a website. It’s a WIX template with all the template stuff still on there. But they add their name at the top and a Jesus picture.
If anybody knows the dude, give him a high five for me because he’s going to raise a whole mess of money from really stupid people.