Another weekend, another Sunday with the talking head shows dominated by Republicans and "both siderist" Villagers extraordinaire. I can hardly wait to hear what Ruth Marcus -- otherwise known as David Brooks in a dress, or as Charlie Pierce calls her, the scourge of teenaged potty-mouths everywhere -- has to say this weekend about the revival of the Great Penis Chase of the 1990's.
Here's the lineup for this Sunday's bobblehead shows. I know all of you can barely contain your excitement.
ABC's This Week: Guests: Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders; Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson
Pundit Panel: Matt Bai, Alex Castellanos, Van Jones and Alice Stewart
NBC's Meet the Press: Guests: Republican presidential candidates Ohio Gov. John Kasich and Sen. Rand Paul
Pundit Panel: Sara Fagen, Chris Matthews, Eugene Robinson and Jennifer Rubin
CBS' Face the Nation: Guests: Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump; former CIA Deputy Director Michael Morell; former National Security Adviser to President Obama Tom Donilon
Pundit Panel: Ruth Marcus, Reihan Salam, Molly Ball and Jonathan Martin
CNN's State of the Union : Guests: Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders; Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina; Rep. Dave Brat, R-Va
Fox News Sunday: Guests: Republican presidential candidates former governors Jeb Bush and Chris Christie
Pundit Panel: Laura Ingraham, Susan Page, Michael Needham, Kirsten Powers