February 8, 2016

I'm not sure what or who is ramming stuff down the throats of the children of the Rubio family, but it must be pretty traumatizing to the Junior Senator from Florida. At an appearance today in Nashua, New Hampshire, his robotic tendencies resurfaced while speaking about how awful life is in Obama's America, so he needs to take America back to the 19th Century.

With his customary frenetic delivery, he expressed a familiar tale of outrage at the values of this convoluted century. After he referred to President Obama as 'BrockObama,' as per usual, he set up his portrayal of the hellscape of debauchery that is 2016 America.

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century, because as you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century. And we know how hard it is to instill our values in our kids, instead of the values they try to ram down our throats.

Perhaps the Marco Roboto mainframe was damaged by excessive water consumption, and something went awry. Rubio repeated himself:

In the 21st century it’s become harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church, instead of the values they try to ram down our throats (slight pause realizing he totally repeated himself) in the movies, in music, in popular culture.

This is the guy David Brooks is so excited about? It's going to be Rubio? Yikes.

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