Donald Trump isn't having a great New Year's Eve. I know that's a shocker to all of you losers and haters, but here we are. I'm admittedly on my second bourbon on the rocks because Karoli Kuns and John Amato gave us the night off, then that stupid mofo couldn't shut the fuck up. He just had to unleash the stupid.
Lawd, help me with this one.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of the Radical Left Democrats, Marxist Lunatics, China loving Coco Chow and her Obedient Husband, Mitch, and Clueless RINOS, who are working so hard to DESTROY our once great Country. More importantly, HAPPY NEW YEAR to the Incredible, Brave, and Strong American Patriots who Built, Love, and Cherish America. The REAL leaders of our Country will always remain FAITHFUL and LOYAL to you. The USA will be back, Bigger & Better & Stronger than ever before. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
That's nice. We've been doing the Crookie Awards here at CrookAndLiars so we can have a few minutes with our families during the holidays (I realize we aren't allowed to say holidays anymore because of Donald J. Trump). Then, this chud of a piece of a one-term president just had to weigh in.
Wow, thankies, Donald, you stupid bitch.
Happy New Year, everyone! Not you, Donald. Sit your droopy ass down.
