Former President Donald Trump will appear in court on Tuesday to be fingerprinted, photographed, and formally charged in a historic moment. The one-term, twice-impeached, indicted former President isn't taking it well. He exploded in an all-caps meltdown as he screamed into the void on Truth Social, his flailing platform.
Legal experts have predicted that the judge could give Trump a gag order, which prohibits lawyers, parties, and witnesses from talking about a case in public. Imagine Bloaty McBatshit keeping his mouth shut. Oh boy!
Case in point: Trump exploded in rage on Truth Social -- again.
"VERY UNFAIR VENUE, WITH SOME AREAS THAT VOTED 1% REPUBLICAN," Lumpy wrote. "THIS CASE SHOULD BE MOVED TO NEARBY STATEN ISLAND - WOULD BE A VERY FAIR AND SECURE LOCATION FOR THE TRIAL. ADDITIONALLY, THE HIGHLY PARTISAN JUDGE & HIS FAMILY ARE WELL KNOWN TRUMP HATERS. HE WAS AN UNFAIR DISASTER ON A PREVIOUS TRUMP RELATED CASE, WOULDN'T RECUSE, GAVE HORRIBLE JURY INSTRUCTIONS, & IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH DURING THE WITCH HUNT TRIAL. HIS DAUGHTER WORKED FOR "KAMALA" & NOW THE BIDEN-HARRIS CAMPAIGN. KANGAROO COURT!!!"
"THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS HAVE CRIMINALIZED THE JUSTICE SYSTEM," It continued. "THIS IS NOT WHAT AMERICA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!"
"WHY DOES FOX KEEP PUTTING ON BILL BARR. AS ATTORNEY GENERAL HE WAS A COMPLETE COWARD WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY PETRIFIED OF BEING IMPEACHED, WHICH THE DEMOCRATS THREATENED TO DO UNTIL HE BECAME THEIR VIRTUAL "SLAVE" AND REFUSED TO INVESTIGATE AND PROSECUTE THE MASSIVE ELECTION FRAUD THAT TOOK PLACE IN THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, BY FAR THE RADICAL LEFT'S GREATEST CONCERN," he wrote. "HE SAID HE DID INVESTIGATE, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE "GUTS" TO PROPERLY DO SO, AND NOW WE HAVE A NATION IN MASSIVE DECLINE!"
"WHEN YOU SEE RINO'S KARL ROVE, BILL BARR, OR PAUL RYAN ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREEN, JUST TURN TO A DIFFERENT STATION, OR TURN OFF YOUR SET," he added. "YOU'RE BETTER OFF WATCHING THE DEMOCRATS!"
That's quite a pity party. Every post of his seems to be a confession of sorts. He's scared because this is the first time he's ever been held accountable for his actions. Daddy Trump bailed him out repeatedly.
Well, he'd better buckle up because this is a small taste of what's to come. And he's complaining while he's being treated with kid gloves. No handcuffs and it's possible that his mugshot won't be released. That poor baby.
