Killer Kyle: Cosplay Is Exhausting!
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January 11, 2024

Killer Kyle Rittenhouse just can't help but make an ass out himself at any opportunity.

The most recent example is from a few days ago, when Killer Kyle posted a picture of himself standing with three Proud Boys wannabe lookalikes. The caption read "Training with some special op guys today! Fun content coming soon!" Note that Killer Kyle is the only one showing his face, with two of his cosplay buddies wearing masks and a giant smiley face stuck over the third guy's head.

He then xitted another post, showing himself sitting on a ground floor inside some kind of shed. This one is captioned: I was exhausted after training all day! More training this week!"

I'm really impressed that despite all this rigorous training, he doesn't have a speck of dust on his polished shoes and his pants still have a pretty sharp front crease in them.

But you have to hand it to Killer Kyle on wanting to stretch his horizons. I mean, who would have ever imagined him in the role of a white supremacist vigilante. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, he's cosplaying special ops. Maybe he's pretending to be part of MEAL Team 6, Gravy SEAL pup.

Others had noticed Killer Kyle's cosplay and were having a field day, especially focusing on Welch's Fruit Snacks and a cooler full of icy juice boxes.

Ron Filipkowski, editor-in-chief of MeidasTouch, a liberal news site, shared the solo picture of Rittenhouse and wrote: "Training for what?"

X user @feldcorp replied: "Welches fruit snack eating contest," alongside a zoomed-in screenshot of a two packets of Welch's fruit snacks that were on the ground next to Rittenhouse's feet.

"Cosplay can be grueling. But nothing helps a guy recover quite like Welch's Fruit Snacks and a cooler full of juice boxes," X user @JKuenzie teased.

Adam Kinzinger, a former Republican congressman and current CNN senior political commentator, also homed in on the fruit snacks, responding to Filipkowski's post, "Ready for that war as long as the Welch's plant stays operational."

Personally, I think that since Killer Kyle is now 21 years old, he should stop with the make believe and do it for real. I'm sure there's a military recruiting center nearby to whatever milkshop he's patronizing at the moment.

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