Killer Kyle can't get his grift on but, hey, it's better than getting shot to death.
Killer Kyle Rittenhouse's Really Bad Day
Credit: You Tube screencap
January 14, 2023

I tell ya, sometimes a murderous grifter just can't catch a break!

Take, for example, poor old Killer Kyle Rittenhouse. Rittenhouse was the featured speaker at an anti-censorship rally, where it would cost attendees only $275 apiece to see him snivel about how horrible it is to be a murderer and not have the ability to spout out whatever nonsense he wants without consequence. Maybe, if they're real lucky, they'd get to seek Killer do his fake bawling routine!

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But then, while Killer Kyle was counting the box office receipts, karma came along. Killer Kyle's anti-censorship rally was getting censored!

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Naturally, Killer Kyle was furious. How dare they pick and choose who they were going to allow to speak on their private property?! Maybe they were prejudiced against him. It's not his fault he was born like that! Didn't they see the movie Natural Born Killers?!

But wait! There's more! There's always more.

Rittenhouse's day was about to get even worse. Besides getting his rally canceled, he was also hearing that he wasn't having the reach on Twitter that he had grown accustomed to. Well, he knew what to do. He whined directly to Elon Musk:

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Please note that Killer Kyle no longer has his blue verification check mark. He must not have paid his $8 monthly fee for it and now is being treated like everyone else. Doesn't Musk know who he is?! How is Killer Kyle supposed to be an influencer this way?!

I tell you, if things keep going this way for him, Rittenhouse might end up having to doing something desperate - like getting a real job!

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