Morning Open Thread

When news anchors across the nation learned that Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale were expecting a new baby, they all exactly the same reaction.

As YouTuber John Glenn put it, "the entire country's news is written by a single dolphin."

Via Team Coco

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