November 25, 2013

We haven’t talked about Rand Paul in a while.

There is a perfectly good reason for that. When I mention his name, Thelma grabs her scissors and her shotgun because she can’t decided if she should cut that hair on his head or shoot it before it eats his brains. Personally, I think she’s a tad too late on the brains option.

Rand Paul is going to Detroit to do African American outreach for the GOP.

See, I told you that Thelma’s too late.

Senator Rand Paul.

Rand Paul, who has publicly told America that he does not support the part of the Civil Rights Act that forbids businesses from doing things like preventing African Americans from entering their premises, will be in Detroit on December 6th to open the Republican African American Engagement Office.

Detroit is 83% African American. There are frontiers of fertile minds for economic and social Darwinism in Detroit. Frontiers, I tell you. I don’t know this for a fact but I suspect that being kicked out of lunch counters because of your color is just the words that African Americans need to hear that will switch them to Looneytarianism. You know, because of freedom.So if you’re not doing anything else on December 6th, head to Detroit and try to catch the show.

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