What's Worse Than Coal In Your Stocking?

In the real War on Christmas, Governor Scott Walker asked his supporters to donate to his campaign instead of giving gifts to their children.

“Instead of venturing into the cold this Black Friday,” it began, “stay in and give your children a gift that will keep on giving. This year, we are celebrating the Holiday Season with a Black Friday special that is better than any deal found in stores. Donate $5, $10 or $25 to help Governor Walker get reelected and save your children from a future of double-digit tax increases and billion dollar budget deficits.”

Wait until Christmas Queen Sarah Palin hears about this!

No wait, she’ll ask for the same thing. In fact, by Friday it’ll be the only Christian thing to do.


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