Because, obviously, they were flown in from Southeast Asia and stuffed into the ballot boxes, so they'd contain — ya know — BAMBOO.
That's right. Bamboo and an ABSENCE of creases. That's what "observer" John Brakey says they're looking for in "fake" ballots conspiracy nuts think were flown in from Southeast Asia.
If an Arizona congresswoman has her way, the GOP-controlled legislature will have the ability to overrule the state’s voters and hand its 11 Electoral College votes to the candidate it prefers.
A powerful Republican representative in Arizona has introduced a bill allowing the legislature to toss out the voters’ decision and allow the GOP-controlled legislature to decide who wins the state’s presidential contest.
Republican Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer recently lashed out at a reporter before her appearance at an energy conference, demanding to know "where in the hell" a question about climate change came from. Prior to her Saturday night speech on energy at