28 New Rule: If You Thought The Current GOP Field For President Could Not Get Any Lamer, You Haven't Met Rick Perry
45 New Rule: If You're Going To Be The Pathetic Laughing Stock Center Of A Tawdry, Lie Riddled Sex Scandal, At Least Get Laid
21 New Rule: Contrary To What Republican Candidates Always Sell, Business Experience Does Not Make Someone A Good President
