“Trump goes through staffers like a high 17-year-old goes through Little Debbie Swiss Rolls,” the Late Night host said.
'The meeting lasted three minutes, which was two bonus minutes, according to Stormy Daniels," the late night host quipped.
Late Night features a skit extolling the "charity work" of the NRA.
The host reminded Trump that the policy was announced by his former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who called it “zero tolerance, as in your feelings toward Mexicans.”
"Even the Fox & Friends weren't buying it," Colbert said of the alleged tariff deal with China.