July 29, 2007 04:20 PM
It's Falafel Day at Eschaton
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If you cross FOX NEWS CHANNEL, it's not just me, it's [FOX President] Roger Ailes who will go after you. I'm the street guy out front making loud noises about the issues, but Ailes operates behind the scenes, strategizes and makes things happen so that one day BAM! The person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he's known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me.
He's got much more. I just found a few interviews back from 2004 with Andrea Mackris. Stay tuned for more "Falafel Day!"
fristalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafel
Hey... can we stop with the O'Reilly as falafel? It's getting so where I can't even think of ordering my favorite sandwich anymore.
Call him something we *don't* like like the liver guy or the brussel sprout frappe' guy.
Sheesh.
Milo
GREAT POST re Falafel guy:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/7/30/15205/7571
Roger Ailes won`t go after anyone.He`ll hire a thug to go after you.Have you ever seen him?I`m shaking in my running shoes.
Smoove B he ain't.
The vomit inducing image of the harrasstabator Bill O'Reilly's sexual habits seared into my skull truly made this the worst Monday of worst Monday's on record.
The inhumanity of having to even imagine ANY of his ilk in a sexual context is worse than any torture Gonzales and Yoo could authorize.
Funny how O'Reilly gets away with this, but Don Imus talks about nappy hair and is off the air.
nice of OReally to threaten people in Ailes name!
Wonder if Ailes likes that sort of thing?
John, you did that on purpose. Dude you owe me bigtime. At least attach some sort of warning, like Those with weak, hearts and stomachs DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES scroll up passed line #55.
ORALLY: both putz and perv. and an insult to putzes and pervs everywhere!
O'Reilly is a "secular progressive".
SEXUAL PREDATOR!
LOL! BillO sounds really really tough when he hides behind Ailes. He sounds like a little kid saying my dad is bigger than your dad and he can beat your dad up. The way that is worded he sounds like he's talking about the mafia or something.
A sick loser shoving a vibrator up his ass--that's our Bill-O!
I joined Bill O'Rielly.com and all I got was this lousy dildo.
-GSD
BOR - a sick twist that not only gets away with harrassment but keeps his job and continues to spew his creepy filth.
Or to put it another way, a good Fox News employee.
O'Rielly=suckuler regressive.
-GSD
I consider myself a connoisseur of good pornography, but this stuff with Bill O'Reilly is just plain old smut.
Regarding his comment that the masseuse is Bali looked at his penis in amazement, it's probably because she had never seen one that small before. Especially on an adult.
And we worry about what this guy thinks of the comments here? He's got us all beat when it comes to disgusting stuff. No more contest, he wins.
I'm waiting for him to show up on that sexual predator show where the pretend kid lures grown men into the house and the tv guy nails them.
Do you think he wears pants while he does his show?
I just made myself sick. Excuse me while I go vomit.
An O'Reilly Opera?
GSD @ 15:
ROFL.
Unless I am mistaken, this sounds like a threat of violence, which, if I am not mistaken, is against the law. Now I dont know much about Rogers Ailes but if he has any grey matter between his ears, it would seem proper for him to come down like the ton of bricks he is on the maker of threse threats.
Enjoy....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CBu1b_GpXM8
...from the Culture Warrior from Levittown...
Michelle Malkin claims to be a Christian and fills in for this pervert. Money is her God
Franken? Really? He's been off the air for what six-eight months, maybe more. Is that guy still that threatened by Al? I'm sure Al isn't threatened by him.
"Culture Warrior?"
I guess appearances are deceiving. He doesn't look like bacteria.
How about that? It would appear we now have a fifth branch of government. Counting the Cheney branch that makes two more within the last few weeks. And all this time I was under the impression they were for smaller government.
pissed off patricia @ 19:
LOL, P-O-P! That'd be a riot. He'd snivel and fold like those dipwads--"I just came here to talk to the 13-year-old."
Oh Really is just a sick old man. He will get his some day and that will be humor to me.
quit using bill o to bump your blog hits. Boycott Bill. Ignore Bill and blog news instead. Too much goes unreported in MSM-esque blogs like this. As long as Bill gets the attentions he is forever begging for, he will forver thrive. Haven't you ever heard the best way to placate a child is to ignore the child when he is attention seeking? Instead you do exactly what he wants. C&L are his platform. And C&L benfits with blog hits every time they parade Bill O out and stroke him.
And now for a washed up sixties band post . . . and here's my cat.
He was so close to hitting that kid Jeremy (who opposed the Iraq War and whose father died on 911.) I can't wait for the day he has a studio guest who intentionally provokes him to flip out! That'll be awesome!!
Bill if you or Murdoch or, anyone else from this planet for that matter, come to my house uninvited you better be well prepared to face the ass kicking of a lifetime.
is bill really worth a comment???
I dedicate this to GSD:
Bill-O.com T-shirt
Great, now everytime I see O'Reilly, I get this weird retro looking cartoon in my head, but instead of dancing skeletons and cows, I see dancing dildos and falafel.
So orally is not even Scut Farkas, he is Grover Dill.
This just in.... Bill O has Narcissistic personality disorder with more than a hint of paranoia and delusions of grandeur. Either that or his a flat out psychopath http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy
Wasn't this dated 2004?
Here's a bigger version of the new bill oreilly.com t-shirt
Judging from his book, Those Who Trespass, BillO hoped life would imitate art. (The term "art" very loosely applied...)
Threats? Puhleaze! Who cares, Falafal Boy!
Can someone please explain what that swoopie red and chrome talking-points text box is supposed to be? Some sort of crappy future-scroll or two safety razors?
Priceless. Absolutely f@#king priceless.
How does the "loofah mitt" turn into a "falafel thing"??
Y'know, under the Patriot Act, anyone who makes an open physical threat against someone else can be place on a terrorism watch list. That sounds like a physical threat... yes? ;)
FOX ATTACKS BLOGGERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpht4sXDhx0
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BOR needs to be careful what he wishes for... if he wants to fight with the 70% of Americans that think he is full of Sh*t, then he is more full of it than Homer Simpson's silo of Pig stuff.
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Isn't there anyone on the production staff that is able to tell him what a coward/blowhard he is? He is a male who has to surround himself with people so weak, he comes off as an alpha, but it's completely false--he has no kind of leadership skills or initiative. The consequence is that he is completely out of touch with anyone outside the narrow little world of Fox News.
Ummm.... does Falafel man know about www.billolielly.com?
Heh heh heh...
So if Roger Ailes is really good at banging on doors and intimidating people why doesn't he help our soldiers carry out the "surge"?
O'Reilly could cover Roger's back with a limp falafel at the ready.
Dick Pinch @ 51:
Or
http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/
Cartman @ 14:
You know, I don't care what any person does in private. (FYI, I don't do that!!!) But the fucking nerve of this asshole, coward, and most of all, hypocritejust pisses me off !!
"I’m the street guy out front making loud noises about the issues, but Ailes operates behind the scenes, strategizes and makes things happen so that one day-"
In other words, "I'm just an empty-headed talking-head, who says whatever is written for me to say"
myiq2xu @ 18:
How did Andrew Dice Clay put it............
She said last time I something like that it had an eraser on the end of it!!!
This FAUXNOIZ outfit sounds more like the Mafia than a news network.
But, they don't call him Bill O'Lielly for nothing! Total bullshit.
GSD @ 15:
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Reallly? I got 500 free minutes on his 900 line.
Can't someone buy a ticket for this turd to take a long walk off a short pier? It is beyond time for this slob to be gone.
Isn't illegal to threaten people like that?
Better watch your threatening punk mouth Bill. Franken will be a Senator before long at a time when Democrats will be in power. You and Roger might be the ones with the unexpected knock on the door in the middle of the night. If they even bother to knock.
pissed off patricia @ 19:
Then he'd blame George Soros, Al Franken and NBC.
This is great! The Falafel King at work (sorry to your real falafel lovers!)
I don't know why I some times watch that idiot; maybe it's because I love sending him nasty emails! I sent another 5 tonight alone.
Pathetic little threats from Loony O'Lielly? I'm sure Andrea is STILL quaking in her boots. /sarcasm
Billo:
No, Billo. They would have seen her as some psycho if she had agreed to a date with you. Since she was repulsed, she has subsequently been considered normal. Your threats went as far as your loofah ambitions. As for what is happening to your reputation in the sanity department...well, sorry, Bill, but dems the breaks. ;)
By the way, I'm doubting the loss of virginity stories by Billo. I'm guessing he was in his thirties when it happened.
I just found this in my archives. I had saved it as a prime example of Bill when he enters the Creepy Zone.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,109180,00.html
The above link goes to a partial transcript of Carrie Fisher's appearance on O'Reilly's show, which includes the following:
BILL O'REILLY, HOST : In the "Back of the Book" tonight, Carrie Fisher is the daughter of Eddie Fisher (search ) and Debbie Reynolds (search ). As you may know, she's an accomplished actress and author, forever branded in my brain as Princess Leia, her first film "Star Wars." She doesn't like to hear that, but I was a kid and it turned me into a heterosexual immediately. Ms. Fisher has a book out, a novel called "The Best Awful." And here she is.
**************
To put this quote in perspective, one must acknowledge that Bill O'Reilly was born in 1949. Star Wars was released in 1977. That would make him approximately 28 years old when he "turned into a heterosexual". And if the miraculous change did not occur until Carrie wore that skimpy costume in Return of the Jedi in 1983, he would have been around 34.
But then, he was just "a kid".
O'Reilly better hope that Al Franken has a nice, long life!
this ass clowns moment in time is up...fuck him.
South of Boston @ 66:
Like I said, I don't think he lost his virginity until his thirties - and thanks for the further info that he didn't know he had a penis until then... ;)
Otay @ 69:
If you want to see evidence that Billo is one sick puppy, check out what he says in his book "Those Who Trespass". Bill apparently took a real incident in which Bob Schieffer did not mention Billo's contribution in gaining footage in the Falklands War, and imagined torturing people in "Those Who Trespass" who did the same. Shannon Michaels, a tall celt, is the hero of his book. Shannon's career as a journalist was ruined when Global News Network pushed him out after the Falkland Islands War, after Ron Costello stole his story. So Shannon starts a murdering spree by murdering Costello.
Billo's protaganist in "Those Who Trespass":
See the similarities to Billo's real-life history? Billo seems to be imagining murdering people who crossed him in his past. Does Billo imagine murdering Andrea Mackis or Al Franken? Who knows, but I hope someone is watching this guy.
Wait what?? Did he just threaten the life of Al Franken? Fixed Noise is starting to remind me of the Mafia. Especially Billo(w) he sends his cronies everywhere to intimidate people he doesn't like. Just like that man who mention KO on his radio program and the Vermont legislature.
Yes, that sounds about what the Mark Foley, David Vitter, Newt, Delay, Haggard family values republican crowd is about.
But they have Falwell to cleanse them. As soon as Falwell can come clean, that is.
Bill O, like Oxy-Viagra Rush, or I'll spit on anyone for a buck Hannity, et al are just looking out for you but mostly your daughters.
What do you honestly think they see when they see their reflections in the mirror?
Bet they can't recognize the honest truth of themselves in the mirror!
Enough of this pervert!
I just don't have time for this fool
Where are the interviews?!
A "leftist" is a person who points out conservatives or corporative shills spewing lies or misinformation...according to THEM! So, this guy, without even checking him out, appears to be a truthful person.
Why hasn't BORing declared war on Haunnekah yet, is he biased?
Question: Why Bill O is called the falafel guy? Just a simple question from a guy that lives in this northern tax ridden, terrorist sanctuary country: Canada!
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