damn, i can't wait for a campaign photo op of all the huckster's endorsers.. can you imagine the crowd that would show up...lol

Geez! Norris, Nugent and Nature Boy!
Talk about being damned by faint praise. or in this case air-head praise.
Isn't Huckabee one of the "dwarves" that doesn't beleive in evolution?

Isn't Ric gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

A washed-up actor, a washed-up rock star, and a washed-up pro wrestler.

Some "endorsements!"

Ric Flair is good and all, but how do the other members of the Four Horsemen feel about this?

Also, I'd like to see Huckabee give a hearty "WOOOOOOOOO!" during his next speech.

Wow. I couldn't have picked a more comedic line-up of endorsements. Chuck Norris is not only a man whose career opened with a right old ass-kicking by Bruce Lee, but whose entire modern existence is based on an overblown internet joke. Ted Nugent is just a walking, breathing, talking, living joke. There is nothing about him that recommends an intelligent opinion. And this other guy I've never fucking heard of.

So, great going for the Huckabee campaign. Who I'm sure is going to draw comparison to this incredibly lame movie in the public's already soured-on-republicans memory.

And he's a fucking nutjob.

Let's get Mr T. to shore up the black vote.
Ted Nugent could rally the NRA.
Brookes and Dunn will bring Nashville aboard.
Ricky Bobby & Dale make NASCAR a shoe in.
and when Jesus Christ the almighty puts his stamp of approval on Huck there's no stopping this train..................

How can people sit down and watch that stuff? All the yelling and pointing...

Huck-a- bee is getting all the big endorsements form Chuck " Can't act my way out of a paper bag" Norris who makes Stallone look like a Thespian ; Ric Flair from the wonderful world of FAKE wrestling and Ted " love to kill animals" Nugent , who hasn't had a hit record in 25 years , no doubt he'll promote Huck - A - Bee at his next Casino GiG .

Don't snicker too much. The Nature Boy was one of the main reasons, along with some other rasslers, Jesse Helms won the first time and then hung forever. Personally, I would prefer Arn Anderson in my corner, but in his prime, Flair was well-- flareful. Hillary needs to line up Chyna. Biden could use Haystack Calhoun, except I think he's dead. But then, who would know?

who says we are closet fans? WOOOOOOO!!!!! Flair's gonna take Huckabee to Space Mountain, not that there's anything wrong with that.

churl @ 19:

Don't snicker too much. The Nature Boy was one of the main reasons, along with some other rasslers, Jesse Helms won the first time and then hung forever. Personally, I would prefer Arn Anderson in my corner, but in his prime, Flair was well-- flareful. Hillary needs to line up Chyna. Biden could use Haystack Calhoun, except I think he's dead. But then, who would know?

churl @ 19:

Don't snicker too much. The Nature Boy was one of the main reasons, along with some other rasslers, Jesse Helms won the first time and then hung forever. Personally, I would prefer Arn Anderson in my corner, but in his prime, Flair was well-- flareful. Hillary needs to line up Chyna. Biden could use Haystack Calhoun, except I think he's dead. But then, who would know?

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Crusher, Bruiser, Andre the Giant, Tojo ana mojo or something like that dead or alive it does not matter.

Britney and Lindsey were all set to jump on the Huckabee bandwagon, until, as they put it,
"Oh, sh*t, he spells his name with an 'H', not an 'F'?'

LOL. You gotta love Ric Flair. Not enough to choose a president, but dang that guy is funny.

dantl1984 @ 21:

who says we are closet fans? WOOOOOOO!!!!! Flair's gonna take Huckabee to Space Mountain, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not saying anything is wrong with that. I was spit on by the greatest pro wrestler ever. Rowdy Roddy Piper. I didn't wash for months. BTW, he kicked Mike Rotunda's ass. Better known as Irwin R. Shyster at the time, his manager Ted Dibiase. Oh yes, I was a fan back in the day.

WOO!!!

I gotta say, with this guy signing on, Huckabee has scored the 'Brain Trust Triumvirate.' No one can beat this grey matter men line-up.

Just call off the election. Huckabee has taken it.

fishboots @ 30:

He's shoring up the overlooked and underestimated terrified-of having-a-smaller-penis-not-that-I-would-ever-look voting block.... Fascinating.

Rock on, you crazy, Baptist bastard.

FUNNY. good post fishboots

This is a great subject to lighten things up a bit

ROFL; This is a joke right? Does he honestly think this makes him look *more* impressive?

This is just about the saddest thing... well I think its just the saddest political stunt I've ever seen...

Pro wrestling referees are undecided about whom to back.

Mark @ 15:

How can people sit down and watch that stuff? All the yelling and pointing...

Like being in a tent revival. Watching him reminds me of most any evangelist in action. That, or a Wally George on steroids.

D.G. Bowman @ 24:

Wow.

Norris, Nugent and Flair.

A law firm?

No, a veritable troika of troglodytes. Losers all.

I especially detest Nugent, a serial killer of wildlife. A cruel and psychopathic bastard with an advanced case of blood lust. No wonder he's a Repug.

Huck, you can have 'em!

It just occurred to me: he's going for a rename of the GOP. They're angling for a new title: the SPC. Shriveled Penis Caucus. Only they don't know what "Caucus" means so they're giggling like Beavis and Butthead because they think it's a term that means "political dick."

Well, that about makes it official.

I'm NOT votin' fer Huckabee.

Anyone know who Chief Jay Strongbow is endorsin'?

I spoke with God this morning about backing Huckabee for president, and she said,
'Put me down as 'undecided'.'

I don't know who is running Huckabee's campaign, but I already thought just the "Chuck Norris" was the biz-damed-zarrest Presidential political ad by a major party in memory. Now with the Nugent and Ric Flair biz, I'm glad this handler/consultant is on the Con side, and I wish them continued success and hope they continue their "magic" with many more candidates. (please, never work for a Democratic candidate, their consultants are only the "ball-less, triangulating, surrender-monkey" brand of stupid)

But who does Dusty Rhodes, the "American Dream" support? He has good working class values and he kicked the crap out of the fake teevee evangelist blowhard who used to be a feature at pro wrestling matches...

Stylin' and pro-filin'!

So the Nature Boy is a repub, eh? Nothing to see here... keep moving.

Or...

"Learn to love it!"

If you wanna BE the man, you gotta BEAT the man! Woooo!

please do not underestimate this type of endorsement. this is exactly what appeals to middle america, one of their own kind, mindless, thoughtless, action hero. he's the kind they would like to go out and have a beer with at the local saloon. the endorsement of this guy and chuck norris, probably bruce willis carries a lot of weight.

Ric is right, I just can't swallow his nuts. I think Huck has found his perfect campaign spokesman.

So now, Ron Paul is cheered on by neo Nazis, Huck is hawked by Ric (flaming) Flair and Chuck Norris.

Who needs Hollywood writers? This kind of comedy writes itself!

does this mean he's getting the steroid vote?

I saw a Huckabee for President support group on the internet, all of them talking about their Baptist churches and whats going on in them, not a word about the Huckster or where he stands on anything.

Huckster is a preacher. And he knows how to preach, it got him elected Governor of Arkansas and, if you're not careful, might get him into the White House.

For this country's sake we need mroe ringing endorsements from people like Rick Flair

Holy Shit...is anyone watching MSNBC right now?

...and no, fuck, i dont mean the wrestling-murder thing.

So who has the Iron Sheik endorsement?

He's chumming for the bubba vote.

My dad and I used to watch wrestling when I was a kid back in the 80s, and he thought Ric Flair was the greatest. I'm sure the union leader who would call Reagan, "A lying bastard," whenever he saw him on the TV is rolling over in his grave right now because of Ric's endorsement.

The REAL "Nature Boy" was named Buddy Rogers. He was one of pro 'rassling's early stars. I used to bus his breakfast table every Suunday morning when he came into the restaurant where I worked when I was in college in the late 1970s. This was long after he'd made his fortune and left the ring. He was a total class act: a real gentleman. And a great tipper.

Agent Provocateur @ 72:

Sheer, blatant, and despicable politics played out for about twenty minutes on live tv.

On WPitW the tops was the story of a soldier who was injured in Iraq and sent home; he get a bill in the mail. The Army wants him to pay back part of his enlistment bonus because he did not serve his whole tour(?). ! btw, his mom will be on Countdown tomorrow.
Ten minutes later on LwDA, who dropped Kucinich's name in amongst the media's names in an aside during the opening(so, props for that); Abrams was just starting a live interview with the very soldier(I'm sorry his name escapes me right now) billed from the WPitW story.
Just then a "breaking bulletin" came from the pentagon saying he did not have to pay the bill. With it also came a brief note(?), read verbatim by Abrams, mostly vague legal jargon, as you would expect from these jackasses, but ended with a sort of line, and IANAL by any means, but to me it sounded as though the pentagon was questioning the circumstances of the injury! Basically, it sounded like a giant fuck you from the pentagon. By the way that DA read the line, and the face of the poor kid, who looked like he just got smacked in the face with a ton of bricks, I would say that the line sounded stunning to them too. Remember, if MSNBC is to be trusted, was all live.

This honorable soldier shot back, and pointed the fire in the right direction. (sorry all paraphrased) 'This is only the beginning' ,'you know there are thousands like me[getting billed for their sacrifice]', 'they are not scared to speak out and will be heard','we will bring them home and end this'.(you really just have to see it).

Keep an eye out for more of this story. It was quite compelling to watch.

would his name be Fox by any chance?(no pun intended)...I saw this story on KO....

Bring in the clowns!

There just aren't enough stupid people in this country.

Give this jabroni the rock bottom!!

reading about the support by norris, nugent, and now flair, makes this movie all the more scary

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

and it's supposed to be a comedy

some great quotes

Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Secretary of State: I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Pvt. Joe Bowers: I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
Frito: Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff... It's like- it's, like, by the museum... Sorta by... Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um... Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?

Georgia is in Florida, dumbass! is the best line of the movie, reminds me of the 26%ers...

speaking as a wrestling fan to the non-wrestling fans out there, Ric Flair is considered to be the greatest of all time. It would be like if Huckabee got endorsed by Michael Jordan or Wayne Gretsky. Just think of it in the mind of the 28%ers and remember, not all wrestling fans are conservatives.

Why are all of Huckabee's supporters homoerotic entertainers? These are all men who can't act and just sell their bodies for other men to oogle. Does anyone really think any women watch professional wrestling which has little to do with wrestling and more to do with scantily clad musclemen parading aound in latex for recently post-pubescent boys.

Looks like Huckabee is without doubt going for the "Slim Jim" demographic.

I'd find it humorous, but I live in Minnesota so I got to see a wrestler in office. Never underestimate the power of the redneck vote.

Ric Flair would be a porn star if he wasn't wrastlin'. Huckabee is smart -- locking up the moron vote, which we know is huge in this country.

swarmofkillermonkeys @ 80:

Wait a moment, isn't this the same gentleman that rambunctiously urged me to "snap into a 'slimjim'"? Or does he just share the same sense of fashion?

If so, his advice on any matter is HIGHLY suspect... I can personally assure everyone that "snapping" into an inorganic, artificially meat-flavored phallus is NOT appreciated by the human digestive system!

Good sirs and madams, I urge you to disregard his commendation forthwith!

I think I'm revealing to much knowledge of pro wrestling...It was Randy "Macho Man" Savage that did the Slim Jim ads.

Maybe he can get The Ultimate Warrior's endorsement as well. He's become an ultra right philosopher and speaker. For those who need a good laugh...

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/

And no, it's not a parody site, this is for real.

If Ted Nugent is for him, I'm against him. End of story.

Now all Huckabee needs is an endorsement from Britney Spears ("Honestly, I think we should just trust Mike Huckabee in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.")

But honestly, of the three people endorsing Huckabee the one that I have the least amount of respect for is Chuck Norris because of those terrible rightwing agitprop Missing In Action movies. One of these days someone should ask him where are all those Americans being held prisoner in Vietnam?

didn't Ric Flair's wife accuse him of domestic violence in her divorce filing? aaaaahhhhh... family values!

Oh geeeez....WHY does every jacknut just HAVE to come from my homestate?!?!?! Whyyyyyyyyyy!
I actually met him a few times, and he's in character 24/7...spittle flying everywhere.

Billy Joe @ 51:

But who does Dusty Rhodes, the "American Dream" support? He has good working class values and he kicked the crap out of the fake teevee evangelist blowhard who used to be a feature at pro wrestling matches...

LOL!!! Somebody's fixin ta get fandangoed!!!

The Nature Boy has Spoken end of discussion. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Eric Almighty @ 108:

I want to hear from Sting and Bret "The Hitman" Hart. After I hear their endorsements, I want them to debate "Sharp Shooter" vs. "Scorpion Death Lock."

What about the dreaded "Camel Clutch"?

getalife @ 2:

Whooooooo.

Only two posts in! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm hoping for a heel turn where he puts Huckabee in a figure four, then tears off his shirt to reveal a DNC-logoed shirt underneath.

"I GOT MY FAST CARS, MY FAST WOMEN, AND I'M THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...AND I SUPPORT HUCKIE, BABY! WHOOOOOO!!!"

Yeah Flair gave him the endorsement but Huckabee still has to WALK THAT AISLE!

Actually I think this is pretty smart by Huckabee. It shows he's got a sense of humor but he also knows the appeal Norris and Flair have to the GOP base particulary in the South. Who do Romney and Giuliani go out and get without looking more ridiculous?

No, as a matter of fact he’s going through a rather messy divorce at the moment.

I think they were married about 25 years so you can expect a lot of colorful facts to go public.

He needs to get a better wig the front of his forehead has a white strip on it. It is a crack-up that this bleached blonde, wig-wearer was billed as 'Mr. Natural'.

If he has such a great life, why is being such an icehole? I mean, come on, ragging on Dusty Rhodes? That is like kicking your granny.

WHOOOOOOO! (just had to add to the chorus)

I can just envision the sublimely tacky horror that would be the f*ck-a-bee administration

the national anthem would include an obligatory 20-minute wankfest of a guitar solo by old ted in his feces-encrusted draft-dodging loincloth, there would be no brains behind the decisions made, only another fist, and corporal punishment in the schools would return in the form of ten knife-edged-chops delivered in the corner followed by a figure four leg-lock

WHOOOOOOOO!

Jim @ 95:

swarmofkillermonkeys @ 80:

Wait a moment, isn't this the same gentleman that rambunctiously urged me to "snap into a 'slimjim'"? Or does he just share the same sense of fashion?

If so, his advice on any matter is HIGHLY suspect... I can personally assure everyone that "snapping" into an inorganic, artificially meat-flavored phallus is NOT appreciated by the human digestive system!

Good sirs and madams, I urge you to disregard his commendation forthwith!

I think I'm revealing to much knowledge of pro wrestling...It was Randy "Macho Man" Savage that did the Slim Jim ads.

Maybe he can get The Ultimate Warrior's endorsement as well. He's become an ultra right philosopher and speaker. For those who need a good laugh...

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/

And no, it's not a parody site, this is for real.

Didnt this fuckin wacko legally change his name, from Jim Hellwig, to just Warrior?? And you think the likes of Limpy or Hannity are bad, just listen to this guy......WOW.......

maxx @ 117:

He needs to get a better wig the front of his forehead has a white strip on it. It is a crack-up that this bleached blonde, wig-wearer was billed as 'Mr. Natural'."

Actually, the white strip is medical tape... a bandage if you will. Flair is a notorious blader/bleeder. part of the theatricality of a Flair match is that at some point his opponent will either strike Flair repeatedly (and "surreptitiously") with an object or just over the course of a long match, Flair will get "busted open" at the forehead. If this is happens in a televised match, the bleeding will always begin during a period in which Flair is either not facing or not in view of the camera and likely face down in or near the corner so that few fans can see him do it.

(so he could even court the emo kid vote, since they have that in common)

as the match progresses from that point, the blood will run down his face and get into his hair leaving him with what the announcers will inevitably describe as "a crimson mask." The bleaching of his hair actually emphasizes the bleeding as it seeps in.

oh, and the "Nature boy" tag is meant to be ironic.

whooo.

QuakerDave @ 73:

The REAL "Nature Boy" was named Buddy Rogers. He was one of pro 'rassling's early stars. I used to bus his breakfast table every Suunday morning when he came into the restaurant where I worked when I was in college in the late 1970s. This was long after he'd made his fortune and left the ring. He was a total class act: a real gentleman. And a great tipper.

unlike ric flair who was overheard outside a certain steak restaurant where he lives discussing his then-fiancee's breasts for anyone to hear. sheesh!

Politics and wrestling TOGETHER AT LAST!!!! as i've always said

Not to be outdone, Big Poppa Pump responds to Slick Ric, shoot-style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuRQiJsNSks&feature=related