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The O'Reilly Fetish: Where's that falafel now, Bill?

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Bill O'Reilly brings in Dennis Miller to talk about the apparently rampant problem of 11-year-old girls taking pictures of themselves in states of undress and sending them to their boyfriends. Funny enough, I could only find one such example of said problem in the news, so I have to wonder what exactly O'Reilly's motivation was in bringing it up. Not to discount this particular case (because, as a mother, I hope I'm raising my children to have more self-respect than to do things like that, especially at such a young age), but it hardly seems like an epidemic for which to condemn modern parenting skills, as Billo tries to do here. Even Dennis Miller can't take it that seriously.

I think the funniest part is when Bill scoffs at the notion of "talking" to your child who is exhibiting inappropriate behaviors and demands that Dennis say how his father would handle it if Dennis had sent out photos of his naked 11 year old self (enough to make you gag, I know) and you can see Dennis physically stop himself from saying "He would have talked to me..." and you can see the mental cogs whirring to come up with an O'Reilly-approved punishment.



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Is lingerie involved?

so lufa boy fantasizes about being 11, naked and getting spanked by daddy....cool

and poor, poor dennis.....faux news is where washed up comics go to die

btw, what was up with faux showing a vid of teen asses???

I thought we were finally done with Dennis Miller?

bless you for having the nerve to watch this mindless pap.

i myself can no longer stomach it.

Unfunny and Unfunnier.

i'm sure billo did a lot of independent research for this one.

These rants are ridiculous. Acting as if 11 year olds never got naked in front of each other before now. C'mon, "playing doctor" and all that is as old as humanity.

The new part is cell phones, internet, etc. It is tricky on how to deal with it, but it seems that it is not the end of the world, just a changing world.

Dennis Miller is Bill's dancing monkey. It's very sad.

Dennis Miller is easily the most overrated and just plain boring comedian(?) I have ever heard in my life. He says something stupid then hesitates like he's waiting for a laugh. He's the kind of comic(?) that you throw shit at.

o'LIElly is just trying to set up his defense for when he gets busted for kiddie porn. he can say that some other little billie was supposed to get all the kiddie porn sent to his email address by mistake. remember, he who protests too much is usually the guilty party, i.e. "the smeller's the feller". do you ever wonder why chris hansen on the msnbc predator sting show takes such a keen interest in child molesters?

Of course, BillO might have ulterior motives in talking about it.

"I would have been severely sanctioned" WTF? Bill was a communist nation when he was a kid? Or a terrorist?

Apparently it's lost on them that the overwhelming- OVERWHELMING- majority of political sex scandals in recent years have come from the Republican side of the aisle.

Reap what you sow? Perhaps.

bill o'really is trying to replace the falafels with lady fingers

but the closest he can get is ghouliani.

Why would I want even a free copy of bill o'really's book Culture Warrior?

I druther have the DVD copy of Debbie Does Everybody.

Was O'reilly outraged because he's not 11, or because he's no longer a pervert?

You know what they say about reformed perverts...wait, that's smokers, nevermind.

Who's the alcoholic hobo with Bill? is Foster Brooks still alive?

Boring Scott @ 5:

Unfunny and Unfunnier.

No, no, stop it already, O'Reilly asking Dennis Miller(that Dennis Miller) to offer his opinions on morality?
And you don't see the hilarity in that?
Spank me with a Herring, that is too much!

Miller became a repub only as a desperate career move. Republicans are the only people boring enough to laugh at his dumb ass humor. Liberals react to Miller's comedy like he just farted.

Radically Moderate @ 18:

Boring Scott @ 5:

Unfunny and Unfunnier.

No, no, stop it already, O'Reilly asking Dennis Miller(that Dennis Miller) to offer his opinions on morality?
And you don't see the hilarity in that?
Spank me with a Herring, that is too much!

Here ya' go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsfiD78Cy0s

If bill o'really came across a big bowl of fresh quivering human brains, would he eat them, thinking they'll make his stool more regular?

Bill has a lot of nerve as a sex offender talking about young girls. Bill paid millions of dollars to try and hush up his sexual offenses, yet continues to talk about girls and sex on the air. Bill O Riley is as qualified to talk about this as any pedophile in the right wing party. It will be a long time before most Americans support the hate filled right wing again. This is no longer the party of Lincoln. Remember when Bill O Riley said he would support Bush unless it was revealed there actually were no WMD in Iraq. Guess what? No WMD, and who contuinues to be the biggest blind supporter of the worst President in our nation's history? Bill O Riley. Truly a liar and hypocrite.

ysbaddaden @ 20:

Radically Moderate @ 18:

Boring Scott @ 5:

Unfunny and Unfunnier.

No, no, stop it already, O'Reilly asking Dennis Miller(that Dennis Miller) to offer his opinions on morality?
And you don't see the hilarity in that?
Spank me with a Herring, that is too much!

Here ya' go.
one of my favorites!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsfiD78Cy0s

Shorter Billo rant: "IT'S A DISGRACE I TELL YOU! ALL THESE LITTLE BOYS SHOWING THEIR PENISES AND THE LITTLE GIRLS DISPLAYING THEIR THING DOWN THERE! IT'S AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE! I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN-- I MEAN, SOMEBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. UH, THAT'S RIGHT, A VIEWER SENT ME THIS! IT'S A DISGRACE I TELL YOU! I BLAME THE PARENTS - OR GEORGE SOROS.

enor @ 3:

I thought we were finally done with Dennis Miller?

We are done with him...that's why he's on Fox News.

Heh.

Radically Moderate @ 23:

ysbaddaden @ 20:

Radically Moderate @ 18:

Boring Scott @ 5:
No, no, stop it already, O'Reilly asking Dennis Miller(that Dennis Miller) to offer his opinions on morality?
And you don't see the hilarity in that?
Spank me with a Herring, that is too much!

Here ya' go.
one of my favorites!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsfiD78Cy0s

It's funny. For some reason, whenever the topic of naked 11 year olds comes up (which for me, isn't very often at all. Not so for Orally apparently) I think of Dennis Miller. I wonder why that is.

Just more manufactured scandalization. They've decided this is a problem and are going to use their bully pulpit to convince others that it is as well. Remember The Great Teenage Oral Sex Pandemic of 5-10 years ago? Rainbow parties? Nothing came of those either, and the world didn't end.

apparently you've never really been around the internet. there are huge website devoted to posting "jail bait" nudity all over the internet. a favorite pastime on these sites is hacking a girl's myspace or photobucket accounts and stealing any nude or racy pictures. hundreds of girls lives have been hurt by this. i could show you the sites, but i probably can't post it here.

WC @ 25:

enor @ 3:

I thought we were finally done with Dennis Miller?

We are done with him...that's why he's on Fox News.

Heh.

Buuuuurn!

EH @ 27:

Just more manufactured scandalization. They've decided this is a problem and are going to use their bully pulpit to convince others that it is as well. Remember The Great Teenage Oral Sex Pandemic of 5-10 years ago? Rainbow parties? Nothing came of those either, and the world didn't end.

The Great Teenage Oral Sex Pandemic?? Really? And I missed it!! Where the fuck was I? Shit! :-)

I assume that Billo was furiously stroking his tiny member throughout this segment.

anonymous @ 28:

apparently you've never really been around the internet. there are huge website devoted to posting "jail bait" nudity all over the internet. a favorite pastime on these sites is hacking a girl's myspace or photobucket accounts and stealing any nude or racy pictures. hundreds of girls lives have been hurt by this. i could show you the sites, but i probably can't post it here.

Uh, no thanks Anon. I'll take your word for it.

The sanctioning of Bill and the butt-kicking of Dennis would have been accompanied by a stern lecture. Count on it.

Did anyone catch Miller's blaming of Clinton for oral sex becoming a hot topic of discussion by children?

Well at least he's not showing corresponding pictures/graphics like he usually does...

What did he want Dennis Miller to say? He said his dad would have kicked his butt. Yeah, mine would have too. I don't know what he wanted from him. He said he didn't want the dad to talk to the kid (too lenient) and wasn't satisfied with the kick-in-the-butt answer (not exciting enough?). What's left, emotional degradation and physical abuse? Standing the kid in the corner half-naked while dad watches for an hour? What was he getting at?

miss_kitty @ 1:

Is lingerie involved?

Was it negligee situation or anything?

Bill "Falafel Boy, Get my pipe up" O'Reilly has a problem with this?

WC @ 33:

The sanctioning of Bill and the butt-kicking of Dennis would have been accompanied by a stern lecture. Count on it.

Did anyone catch Miller's blaming of Clinton for oral sex becoming a hot topic of discussion by children?

That's one of those classic, tried and true reichwing talkingpoints. Apparently the reichwing feces flingers honestly believe that blowjobs were so not popular until the Big Dog came along. I can personally attest to that being total bullshit.

Earlier this year, Fox's John Gibson said to his TV audience that he frequently surfs the Internet looking for story ideas for his show. He said he recently ran across some pictures of Danny Bonaduce (from The Partridge Family) posing without a shirt on, and displayed a few of the pics. So what does Gibson do? Invite Danny on the show to talk about it.

Bet Bill O. went "Ewwww!"

Oh my god, I am SO sick of these conservatives that think that the world is ending because of some perceived increase in bad behavior. The children of their generations were not angels, and neither are the current generation of children.

Sucking up to the wingnuts keeps Dennis's career alive (barely). Without that he'd be about as famous as Norm Macdonald isn't.

WC @ 38:

Earlier this year, Fox's John Gibson said to his TV audience that he frequently surfs the Internet looking for story ideas for his show. He said he recently ran across some pictures of Danny Bonaduce (from The Partridge Family) posing without a shirt on, and displayed a few of the pics. So what does Gibson do? Invite Danny on the show to talk about it.

Bet Bill O. went "Ewwww!"

I guess ol' Five In The Noggin Gibson has a serious mancrush on Bonaduce - and Shepard Smith is jealous.

uncle wally @ 6:

i'm sure billo did a lot of independent research for this one.

Exactly...a "normal person" would never try to obtain this kind of info, more so, view it;
but O'Liely, being a pevert, more than likely spends his free time looking at porno sites
for this disgusting type of behavior. It fits his mold, being a sicko individual.

anonymous @ 28:

apparently you've never really been around the internet. there are huge website devoted to posting "jail bait" nudity all over the internet. a favorite pastime on these sites is hacking a girl's myspace or photobucket accounts and stealing any nude or racy pictures. hundreds of girls lives have been hurt by this. i could show you the sites, but i probably can't post it here.

How telling....

WC @ 33:

The sanctioning of Bill and the butt-kicking of Dennis would have been accompanied by a stern lecture. Count on it.

Did anyone catch Miller's blaming of Clinton for oral sex becoming a hot topic of discussion by children?

Every generation of kids think they invented sex. The thought of Clinton getting any would have only generated a response of, "Eewwww!!!!"

that billy. he's weird, man. i mean WEIRD!

Bill'O at his finest!

He pass judgment, but not offer any professional guidance of how to handle this properly.
For a man who starts a war against Christmas segment really miss the mark on the commandment on thou shall not judge. He brings in a heckler, someone who makes a living throwing word feces at his target. He could of brought in a professional counselor on parenting and try to help the situation.

I have heard parents concern about catching their young one on the porn internet site.

gene214 @ 41:

I guess ol' Five In The Noggin Gibson has a serious mancrush on Bonaduce - and Shepard Smith is jealous.

Apparently...how else to explain it? And Fox expects people to take them seriously.

Poor Dennis. He trashed his own career. Like W driving the country off a cliff, Dennis drove his career into the gigantic ShowBiz abyss of uncaring obscurity. He could have gone on being a tragically hip Andy Rooney type of comic and plenty of pedantic cranks would have continued laughing and thinking how hip they were because they caught most of his semi-obscure pop references.

But, no, Dennis thought he should do the country a favor and use his adolescent, half-baked political views as basis for his comedy. Apparently, he still hasn't figured out that aside from the miniscule demographic blip of 25-45 year old ditto-heads, the only people who think W is a hero and laugh at pathetic and childish slaps at Hillary ("She's a WOMAN! Har-de-har-har!) are the doddering clients of Bill O'Reilly's brand of smug hatred of anyone under the age of 40, people from another country, or anyone who are not god-fearing christian zealots who wet their pants everytime Bill says "9/11" or "Islamo-fascist terrorists".

Too bad Dennis. Maybe you can get pumped on steroids with Joe Piscopo and complain about how liberal eggheads ruined America and your career and hang out with that other star of the over 70 set, Chuck Norris. Or you could wait until someone comes along and steals your old-rant-full-of-obscure-references schtick and maybe you can be someone else's obscure reference.

"Hey, but, seriously, folks...What about that Joe Piscopo?"

I liked it when Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphey did a take-off of Ebony & Ivory, with Joe as Sinatra, and Murphey as Little Stevie Wonder.

They also did a great bit where Murphey was an antic Jerry Lewis, and Piscopo the pompous one bragging how the French love him.

The best bit Dennis was in, was when Dana Garvey joined him on weekend update doing an imitation of him with all kinds of hair flips and everything.

Why does Miller look like he's coming off a three day bender?
These guys are funny even when they don't intend to be.

anonymous @ 28:

apparently you've never really been around the internet. there are huge website devoted to posting "jail bait" nudity all over the internet. a favorite pastime on these sites is hacking a girl's myspace or photobucket accounts and stealing any nude or racy pictures. hundreds of girls lives have been hurt by this. i could show you the sites, but i probably can't post it here.

Here, I'll post them for you:
https://www.gop.com/
https://www.gop.com/
https://www.markfoley'syounguns.com/

There are probably more, but those were the top three searches.

"so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up."

Why is it, that I get the feeling that Billo brought this issue up because he possesses a lot of this pornographic material himself involving underage kids and saw a trend in it at some point.  Only people in pedophile rings or divisions of law enforcement that are tracking down those said rings would have any knowledge about this and I doubt law enforcement would tell Bill about it.

dBa @ 16:

Was O'reilly outraged because he's not 11, or because he's no longer a pervert?

You know what they say about reformed perverts...wait, that's smokers, nevermind.

Who says he no longer a pervert. Once a pervert always a pervert and this topic proves it.

“so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up.”

On second thought, maybe Billo knows about this because he has been posing as one of those "boyfriends" just like a pedophile.

ysbaddaden @ 44:

WC @ 33:

The sanctioning of Bill and the butt-kicking of Dennis would have been accompanied by a stern lecture. Count on it.

Did anyone catch Miller's blaming of Clinton for oral sex becoming a hot topic of discussion by children?

Every generation of kids think they invented sex. The thought of Clinton getting any would have only generated a response of, "Eewwww!!!!"

Yes and which party released the the full text of the Grand Jury Document to the public domain?
Oh and by the way.........Harpie Holidays big guy!

Does Denis Miller get fatter proportionally to how much less funny he gets?

I feel queasy after watching those two perverts talking about 11 year olds in states of undress. I'd damn sure keep my kids as far as possible from Warpo O'Reilly, for sure.

Okay. Just so I can be clear: O'Reilly is recommending punishing naughty, naughty half-naked eleven year old girls.

Because that's family values.

Right.

Why does Bill care how Dennis's DAD would have handled such a situation when he was 11??? Wouldn't that have been around 40 years ago? (I am assuming Dennis is around 50). I'd like to think parenting skills have progressed in the last 40 years or so. Why not ask Dennis how he would handle this with his children? Who cares what some guy would have done in 1957?

I could be wrong, but I think the answer Bill was looking for is that Dennis's dad would have beaten the crap out of him. I sure like to think we've come a long way from that.

Moe @ 50:

Why does Miller look like he's coming off a three day bender?
These guys are funny even when they don't intend to be.

I can just imagine Miller thinking to himself: "I bailed on a fucking awesome 3 day coke bender with a transexual hooker in Vegas to come on this show to talk about naked 11 year olds?? WTF??!!"

Joe O. @ 52:

"so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up."

Why is it, that I get the feeling that Billo brought this issue up because he possesses a lot of this pornographic material himself involving underage kids and saw a trend in it at some point.  Only people in pedophile rings or divisions of law enforcement that are tracking down those said rings would have any knowledge about this and I doubt law enforcement would tell Bill about it.

I see your point. Billo keeps bringing this up so, when he finally does get busted for possession of kiddie porn, he can always use the alibi that he was doing research for his show.

Left&Left @ 9:

Dennis Miller is easily the most overrated and just plain boring comedian(?) I have ever heard in my life. He says something stupid then hesitates like he's waiting for a laugh. He's the kind of comic(?) that you throw shit at.

This guy is supposed to be funny?
He's disgusting.
No humor there or anywhere around him.
If he's waiting for a laugh, he has a long wait (eternity or longer).

Bill has shown himself to be quite the pervert.

Although I have to give Miller some credit - those 'Viva Viagra' spots are really, really disgusting.

anonymous @ 28:

apparently you've never really been around the internet. there are huge website devoted to posting "jail bait" nudity all over the internet. a favorite pastime on these sites is hacking a girl's myspace or photobucket accounts and stealing any nude or racy pictures. hundreds of girls lives have been hurt by this. i could show you the sites, but i probably can't post it here.

I hadn't heard of that, but I did find this: With Child Sex Sites on the Run, Nearly Nude Photos Hit the Web.

I also remembered the Justin Berry story, though I didn't know till just now about the trouble Eichenwald got into about payments he'd made.

That said, O'Reilly and Miller together make a horse with two asses.

Perhaps thats the major difference between someone of O'Reilly's ilk, and critical thinkers. Bill believes that an ass should be kicked, whereas a critical thinker would try to explain why what we do defines who we are. This could explain why so many repubs or conservatives act the way they do. If you challenge their ideas, you should be beaten down, just as they learned from their parents. I happen to think that dialog rules. Talking to those who disagree with you can 1) resolve the disagreement 2) Give you insight into the motivation of your adversary, or 3) Determine who (which side of the dialog) has more merit.

That approach differs from the current of de-humanizing those who dis agree with you, as well as stating that compromise is a sign of weakness. I am so tired of the dissemination of simpleton black and white points. It is an insult to the intelligence of the voting public.

I am a registered independent, but an currently thinking of supporting Kucinich or Edwards. They are the only 2 candidates who at least seem to have the least inclination to support the status quo regarding corporate dominance in all aspects on media and govt processes.

I hope whoever wins will look at the "end around tactics" that have been employed to subvert our Constitution, and put in place safeguards which will ensure that the 3 branches of govt return to co equal status, as was intended by our Founding Fathers.

On that note, peace to all my brothers and sisters,

John B

gene214 @ 60:

Joe O. @ 52:

"so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up."

Why is it, that I get the feeling that Billo brought this issue up because he possesses a lot of this pornographic material himself involving underage kids and saw a trend in it at some point.  Only people in pedophile rings or divisions of law enforcement that are tracking down those said rings would have any knowledge about this and I doubt law enforcement would tell Bill about it.

I see your point. Billo keeps bringing this up so, when he finally does get busted for possession of kiddie porn, he can always use the alibi that he was doing research for his show.

That's what Pete Townsend did.

ysbaddaden @ 21:

If bill o'really came across a big bowl of fresh quivering human brains, would he eat them, thinking they'll make his stool more regular?

He's a regular shit alright.

Bud @ 62:

Bill has shown himself to be quite the pervert.

Although I have to give Miller some credit - those 'Viva Viagra' spots are really, really disgusting.

Is Dennis Miller in those ads?? I have to admit, the first time I saw the "Viva Viagra" ads, I said to the missus "This is lame. This is so fucking lame!!" A bunch of middle aged guys trying to put a band together and singing "viva viagra" - I think the ad execs who came up with that ad should qualify for lethal injection.

Radically Moderate @ 55:

ysbaddaden @ 44:

WC @ 33:

The sanctioning of Bill and the butt-kicking of Dennis would have been accompanied by a stern lecture. Count on it.

Did anyone catch Miller's blaming of Clinton for oral sex becoming a hot topic of discussion by children?

Every generation of kids think they invented sex. The thought of Clinton getting any would have only generated a response of, "Eewwww!!!!"

Yes and which party released the the full text of the Grand Jury Document to the public domain?
Oh and by the way.........Harpie Holidays big guy!

Starr (Can't remember which, Ken or Ringo.)

Left&Left @ 9:

Dennis Miller is easily the most overrated and just plain boring comedian(?) I have ever heard in my life. He says something stupid then hesitates like he's waiting for a laugh. He's the kind of comic(?) that you throw shit at.

Miller has failed at every T.V. gig offered to him, so now he's left shilling for the reich-wing to the lowest common denominator in society as well as working for the miserable Versus TV.

Keyword : fetish...

I think Falafel Face is secretly turned on by the thought of nude 11 year old girls. The guy has proven himself a pervert many times, in my opinion. Although I have to agree with Miller about the viagra commercials. I can see them on late at night, but they are ran at all times of the day. How dare they ruin a perfectly good fun song like 'Viva Las Vegas'. I usually hit the mute when it's on.

Radically Moderate @ 55:

ysbaddaden @ 44:

WC @ 33:

The sanctioning of Bill and the butt-kicking of Dennis would have been accompanied by a stern lecture. Count on it.

Did anyone catch Miller's blaming of Clinton for oral sex becoming a hot topic of discussion by children?

Every generation of kids think they invented sex. The thought of Clinton getting any would have only generated a response of, "Eewwww!!!!"

Yes and which party released the the full text of the Grand Jury Document to the public domain?
Oh and by the way.........Harpie Holidays big guy!

And Sneezin's Greetings!

Dr. Matt @ 69:

Left&Left @ 9:

Dennis Miller is easily the most overrated and just plain boring comedian(?) I have ever heard in my life. He says something stupid then hesitates like he's waiting for a laugh. He's the kind of comic(?) that you throw shit at.

Miller has failed at every T.V. gig offered to him, so now he's left shilling for the reich-wing to the lowest common denominator in society as well as working for the miserable Versus TV.

He got fired from Monday Night Football. He didn't even have to talk about the game, and he got himself fired. I guess the viewers (as well as his sidekicks in the broadcast booth) couldn't take one more minute of his bullshit, pseudo-intellectual pop culture references.

Does Bill'O even have kids?

It is simple Bill'O is a pervert.

JasonS @ 57:

Okay. Just so I can be clear: O'Reilly is recommending punishing naughty, naughty half-naked eleven year old girls.

Because that's family values.

Right.

Which way did they go, which way did they go?

Stupid Git @ 73:

Does Bill'O even have kids?

Yes, and they've changed their names to OJ Simpson Jr. and Anna Nicole Smith just to avoid the shame

How about we stop letting our children watch TV network programming, including the Fox channel.

I saw that whore Miller on another night talk thing last week…
I guess the gop-loser-jackass is back on the loose, talking to anyone who will listen…
His humor is gone.
His references never made sense except to himself and a couple friends.
He is a bore with as much appeal for a comeback as…..
That punk redhead from family ties.
That short black kid from some other sitcom.
Next he’ll be mudwrestling on wwf…
Can’t he just go away and give us all a break.

[Edited. Please don't post in ALL CAPS-Sitemonitor]

and what will we do when the revelation comes that billo is a child predator? it can happen. lol

Bob @ 12:

"I would have been severely sanctioned" WTF? Bill was a communist nation when he was a kid? Or a terrorist?

Damn right- his old man would've circled his bedroom with a fleet of destroyers!

But the legions and legions of US right-wingers, that 50+ percent who call themselves "conservative", will start being paranoid about it now, taking punitive, preemptive acts to prevent this nonexistent scourge from "infecting our children." My Republican mother, for example, was convinced that any hair or clothing style that deviated from the norm was a sign, maybe even a signal, that the wearer "did drugs." How did she know this was true? Because she'd heard it on TV and in the papers. Nothing could convince her otherwise. In fact, if I questioned it, I became suspect myself.

ysbaddaden @ 71:

Radically Moderate @ 55:

ysbaddaden @ 44:

WC @ 33:

Every generation of kids think they invented sex. The thought of Clinton getting any would have only generated a response of, "Eewwww!!!!"

Yes and which party released the the full text of the Grand Jury Document to the public domain?
Oh and by the way.........Harpie Holidays big guy!

And Sneezin's Greetings!

Merry Solstice!

"so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up."

Refer to Gail Wynand charactor in Ayn Rands Fountainhead.

gene214 @ 67:

Bud @ 62:

Bill has shown himself to be quite the pervert.

Although I have to give Miller some credit - those 'Viva Viagra' spots are really, really disgusting.

Is Dennis Miller in those ads?? I have to admit, the first time I saw the "Viva Viagra" ads, I said to the missus "This is lame. This is so fucking lame!!" A bunch of middle aged guys trying to put a band together and singing "viva viagra" - I think the ad execs who came up with that ad should qualify for lethal injection.

And it has forever tagged a negative connotation to one of my all time favorite Elvis songs. Jesus, that sucks!

As we say in Texas

Yippee Yi Yule!

(Those few of us who ain't Baptists.)

resetthathang @ 84:

gene214 @ 67:

Bud @ 62:

Bill has shown himself to be quite the pervert.

Although I have to give Miller some credit - those 'Viva Viagra' spots are really, really disgusting.

Is Dennis Miller in those ads?? I have to admit, the first time I saw the "Viva Viagra" ads, I said to the missus "This is lame. This is so fucking lame!!" A bunch of middle aged guys trying to put a band together and singing "viva viagra" - I think the ad execs who came up with that ad should qualify for lethal injection.

And it has forever tagged a negative connotation to one of my all time favorite Elvis songs. Jesus, that sucks!

My favorite Elvis song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOv6JrJrjQ

I'll never forget that awful year when the geniuses at ABC decided to put that goof Miller in the booth as a color broadcaster for Monday Night Football. He was brutal. Miller kept interrupting the flow of the game with irrelevant remarks that only served as a distraction. He was like a brother in law who didn't know or like sports yet would never stop yapping;during the best moments of the game.

I can almost hear the chorus of Billo's demographic, the 70 year old prudes chiming along
Those dang young whippersnappers with their fancypants and intertubes and smart mouths. When I was their age my pa would've....

Is Dennis Miller still relevant to anything?

His descent started the day he turned ReThug. Case Closed.

Maybe O'Reilly's bothered because his daughter is taking pictures of herself and sending them to her boyfriend, as opposed to sending them to Daddy?

I smell another "Daddy vows to cover daughter" purity ball thingy coming on here...

That's the behavior of kids whose parents don't give them any attention. Bill O'Reilly can argue whatever he wants. That kind of parent will do nothing at all, since they do nothing already. I doubt they will even care.

ysbaddaden @ 85:

As we say in Texas

Yippee Yi Yule!

(Those few of us who ain't Baptists.)

I thought that was Yippee cayay motherfucker! Perhaps I'm mistaken.

blueblogstv @ 88:

I can almost hear the chorus of Billo's demographic, the 70 year old prudes chiming along
Those dang young whippersnappers with their fancypants and intertubes and smart mouths. When I was their age my pa would've....

Or..."when I was your age, we didn't HAAAVE kids your age!"

So I've just gotten into watching the US version of The Office (I know... I'm behind the times). Now, I've gotta wonder if the writers got their inspiration for Michael Scott from BillO. I mean you HAVE to appreciate the comedic genius that is BillO when he does stuff like this. No real person would be this embarrassing... right?

Radically Moderate @ 82:

ysbaddaden @ 71:

Radically Moderate @ 55:

ysbaddaden @ 44:
Yes and which party released the the full text of the Grand Jury Document to the public domain?
Oh and by the way.........Harpie Holidays big guy!

And Sneezin's Greetings!

Merry Solstice!

Happy Zombie Jebus Day...oh wait...sorry wrong holiday...that's easter...right?

ysbaddaden @ 65:

gene214 @ 60:

Joe O. @ 52:

"so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up."

Why is it, that I get the feeling that Billo brought this issue up because he possesses a lot of this pornographic material himself involving underage kids and saw a trend in it at some point.  Only people in pedophile rings or divisions of law enforcement that are tracking down those said rings would have any knowledge about this and I doubt law enforcement would tell Bill about it.

I see your point. Billo keeps bringing this up so, when he finally does get busted for possession of kiddie porn, he can always use the alibi that he was doing research for his show.

That's what Pete Townsend did.

Actually, Townsend was already on the record working with legitimate researchers in conjunction with the police. It's quite a bit different than O'Reilly's photo collection of nude 11 year olds with loofahs.

Ahhh... Tweedledee and Tweedledum. I can't imagine a more boring TV segment.

BTW, the only time Dennis Miller was funny was when Dana Carvey impersonated him.

liberalNmoderation @ 94:

Radically Moderate @ 82:

ysbaddaden @ 71:

Radically Moderate @ 55:

And Sneezin's Greetings!

And on the cross he bled tomato juice?
Merry Solstice!

Happy Zombie Jebus Day...oh wait...sorry wrong holiday...that's easter...right?

Maybe sometimes it is prudent to ask if it was of the girls own volition, to undress and show off? Maybe the police, and everyone else involved in making a big stink around such a case which victimizes a young person who just now is starting to experience their own sexuality. Maybe all these FCKIN pundits and OLielly's of the world need to get their head out of their ass long enough to breathe and to remember when they were a younger person. Maybe some things should be LEFT for the parents to determine what is right or wrong. Maybe the police in such cases do more harm then good by getting involved in what clearly is a very private matter. I'm tired of these private parenting matters being publicized like this. Maybe it is all just sleazy Jerry Springer like sensationalism. Maybe it is time we start to look into how exactly the Police are spending our tax dollars?!

liberalNmoderation @ 94:

Radically Moderate @ 82:

ysbaddaden @ 71:

Radically Moderate @ 55:

And Sneezin's Greetings!

Merry Solstice!

Happy Zombie Jebus Day...oh wait...sorry wrong holiday...that's easter...right?

And on the cross he bled tomato juice?

Chris T. @ 95:

ysbaddaden @ 65:

gene214 @ 60:

Joe O. @ 52:

I see your point. Billo keeps bringing this up so, when he finally does get busted for possession of kiddie porn, he can always use the alibi that he was doing research for his show.

That's what Pete Townsend did.

Actually, Townsend was already on the record working with legitimate researchers in conjunction with the police. It's quite a bit different than O'Reilly's photo collection of nude 11 year olds with loofahs.

But when Bill gets caught with the kiddie porn he'll argue that those kids liked their pornographic life much better than their real life with their families. I mean there's no school, no homework, just sit at home and take pictures of themselves all day.

socratease @ 98:

Maybe sometimes it is prudent to ask if it was of the girls own volition, to undress and show off? Maybe the police, and everyone else involved in making a big stink around such a case which victimizes a young person who just now is starting to experience their own sexuality. Maybe all these FCKIN pundits and OLielly's of the world need to get their head out of their ass long enough to breathe and to remember when they were a younger person. Maybe some things should be LEFT for the parents to determine what is right or wrong. Maybe the police in such cases do more harm then good by getting involved in what clearly is a very private matter. I'm tired of these private parenting matters being publicized like this. Maybe it is all just sleazy Jerry Springer like sensationalism. Maybe it is time we start to look into how exactly the Police are spending our tax dollars?!

Well said. For the most part the police should be involved when issues of consent (or lack thereof) come up. In spirit, the predator laws are meant to stop older people taking advantage of a child's naivete. In this case, the child's consent is difficult to determine because they may be more easily fooled into doing something they do not want to do. However, two innocent kids (of equal mental age) exploring their perfectly normal sexual development should be a matter left up to the parents. But the distinction is lost on most people.

TimV @ 100:

Chris T. @ 95:

ysbaddaden @ 65:

gene214 @ 60:

That's what Pete Townsend did.

Actually, Townsend was already on the record working with legitimate researchers in conjunction with the police. It's quite a bit different than O'Reilly's photo collection of nude 11 year olds with loofahs.

But when Bill gets caught with the kiddie porn he'll argue that those kids liked their pornographic life much better than their real life with their families. I mean there's no school, no homework, just sit at home and take pictures of themselves all day.

And if the children in Bill O'Reilly's nude photo collection speak out and say that they didn't like their pornographic lives that Bill forced on them, Bill will rightfully shout:
"Shut up... SHUT up! shut UP! SHUT UP!!!! No one cares what you think, shut UP!!! Cut. Her. Mic. Now get busy with that loofah, these photos don't take themselves!"

Bill interviewed a father of a kid that took a picture -

Billo: So your 11 year old daughter took the picture.....
Kid's Father: She's 13...
Billo: I'm sorry - 13...

5 minutes later - Billo talking to a shrink...

Billo: So what do you think of 11 year olds taking pictures...

_________________________

I realize that there is not much in age difference, nor am I condoning any of it...

But...

Why does Billo have 11 year old girls in mind - espcially when they're older?

This is exactly why I read this site. First of all, I didn't have to subject myself to the video clip of those two...... well, those two, to get the gist of it and the comments are undoubtedly way more entertaining.

There could be quite a bit of difference in the development of an 11-year-old vs. a 13-year-old.

Something's definitely wrong w/BOR. Wish it'd burst out in the open so we'd know for sure. He's so sleazy.

Dennis is a second rate comedian, a third rate actor, and a fourth rate political commentator. He gives new meaning to the ancient Chinese notion of a "running dog"...

If Bill really wanted to end children sexualizing themselves, he'd put his focus on the changeable factors of the situation. He's correct that it starts with the parents, but for Chrissakes, beating the child after they dangerously experiment with their sexuality is not solving anything!!! "Sanctions?" What does he mean by that?

Beating teaches the child how to beat.
Grounding teaches the child how to escape.
Shaming teaches the child to hide what they're doing.
Berating teaches the child to have low self-esteem and do worse things.
Taking luxuries away from the child teaches them how to steal/coerce them back.

The ONLY way to solve this problem is to talk to the child and find out what's going on and why. I don't see why this is such a bad thing.

Billo obviously thrives on violence and requires his pound of 11 year old flesh.

SEXUAL PREDATOR!

so michael jackson and billo LIElly have something in common: a predilection for children.

From the news article from Syracuse:

"I don't think young people realize the seriousness of all this," said Superintendent Jerome Melvin.

Wow, I guess I'm younger than I thought.

Sam Smith @ 48:

Dennis had a great show HBO. Like you said, he wasted everything he earned and everything that was handed to him.

dennis miller is a butthole surfer. his brand of 'populist conservatism' is simply a reactionary's rants based on shoddy analysis and devoid of critical thought. hes fond of quoting Neitzsche, Burke, and Camus, but Miller himself does little critical thinking--he simply reacts to threats like a gastropod reacts to light and pads his rants with reactionary fuzzy thinking and poorly constructed simile that elicits ooohs and ahhhs from the kneejerk neocons of the world. he's perfect for O'Reilly's show--they make shallow selfishness look like a viable political response.

as Neitzsche once said (of the composer Wagner), "He muddies his waters in an effort to appear deep."

uncle wally @ 6:

i'm sure billo did a lot of independent research for this one.

Yeah, one wonders why and how BillO knows so much about this subject . . . . .

So let me see, 11 (or was it 13) yr. olds taking racy pictures w. cell phones is an afront to the well being of our society akin to Sodom and Gomorrah?

However, an abducted teenager forced to spend half a decade in the hands of a sexual predator who abused and threatened his life... then that kid was just having the time of his life with so much missed school.

Why are these Faux jackasses allowed to not only have a forum on cable TV to put out their shit forth... but also make a handsome living with it.

Oh, and Mr. Miller... before you get all condescending and self righteous on us, may I remind you some of the shit movies you have put out there with your name in the roster? For such a deep and thoughtful guy, you sure managed to produce nothing but steaming piles of shit whenever you had somewhat of a career... now reduced to pathetic appearances on Faux news as "angry middle aged white guy..."

resetthathang @ 84:

gene214 @ 67:

Bud @ 62:

Bill has shown himself to be quite the pervert.

Although I have to give Miller some credit - those 'Viva Viagra' spots are really, really disgusting.

Is Dennis Miller in those ads?? I have to admit, the first time I saw the "Viva Viagra" ads, I said to the missus "This is lame. This is so fucking lame!!" A bunch of middle aged guys trying to put a band together and singing "viva viagra" - I think the ad execs who came up with that ad should qualify for lethal injection.

And it has forever tagged a negative connotation to one of my all time favorite Elvis songs. Jesus, that sucks!

Unfortunatedly, ZZ Top managed to ruin that song well before the Viagra folks got done with it for good.

Anyone notice Billo getting agitated and excited when bringing up the prospect of an 11 year old naked Dennis Miller? Falafel man is a lot more than a sexual harrasser.

Falafel Boy is working up a fantasy of what might have been.

8 figure salary oreilly loves to make local stories national to get his elderly shut in viewers to vote for top 1 percent tax cutters

Hmmm, we have a comedian who is clueless on this show and we have Dennis Miller as the sidekick.

Billy is a sick man.

And that's another reason I don't have kids! O'really and Miller, now there's some hard hitting journalism!

Watching a double header of these two morons would ruin the month of December, and Christmas, and leave me despressed for the New Year, so I'll just trust it's horrid and move on.

Not that i thought Dennis Miller was really that funny in his prime, but what the hell is he suppose to be at this point? Parental counselor? pseudo-psychologist? Hey Dennis, get a real job!

Oh and Bill......nevermind!

Joe O. @ 52:

"so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up."

Why is it, that I get the feeling that Billo brought this issue up because he possesses a lot of this pornographic material himself involving underage kids and saw a trend in it at some point.  Only people in pedophile rings or divisions of law enforcement that are tracking down those said rings would have any knowledge about this and I doubt law enforcement would tell Bill about it.</blockquote

Maybe Billo did this story just in case he gets caught with the wrong pictures on his computer. He can then claim they were "For research! Just for research!"

O'Reilly is trying to lift his ratings.

He's a complete personality disorder unable to connect responsibility for his own actions and words to real life.

He works as a commentator in this day and age because the media is fragmented and distorted. It's a perfect world for an ego maniac / personality disorder mentally distorted type to get rich in.

O'Reilly as well as Rush and Hannity all have the mental diagnosis in common.

They will die without having been treated and thinking they are right and everyone else is either at fault or potentially to blame for the fallout from their own behavior.

The conclusion is obvious.

In addition to O'Reilly's other freakishness...

What about Ted Gundersons assertions about child abductions being a CIA operation? Talk about that Billo. Talk about the Larry King case of child prostitutes being flown to parties at the White-house when Bush Senior was there. Talk about American children being auctioned off in foriegn countries. A girl sent a picture of herself to her boyfriend? That is laughable compared to the crap that has been going on for years within the political elite. Oh and I am so done with Miller what a compliant little sh*t.

Dennis Miller was once a quasi funny comedian who sold out to those whom he thought were the newest power dealers. Now he’s playing second banana-head to the Awful Falafel.

That’s the trouble with selling out. Everybody learns your street value.

Dr. Matt @ 35:

miss_kitty @ 1:

Is lingerie involved?

Was it negligee situation or anything?

Comedy...........the toughest genre there is, si?? Based on these two questions here, the two who commentd better not quit thier day jobs.

Regarding Dennis Miller............he lost a screw somewhere down at Ground Zero. He has NOT been the same since 9/11. The damage to his psyche is quite evident!

And here I've been saying Dennis Miller isn't funny!!! Watching Him squirm was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!

I wonder if O'Reilly takes photos of his loofah in sexy positions.

I remember in the transcripts of his conversation with his fmr "employee" that he was bragging about "gilrs" in Thailand showing him some new things... this guy is sick! I hope he doesn't have any kids!!!

I like Dennis Miller, and Miller's rant was 100% correct. O'Rielly has to step in b/c no one is allowed to have the mic for longer than 10 consectutive seconds before he has to say something. Way to blow the interview jack ass. I dont care what Miler's dad would have done to him if Miller had ever taken pictures of himself at age 11?

He actually said, "Dennis, now if you had taken naked pictures of your self at age 11..."

perv.

I doing kinky stuff with girls around that age and I turned out ok. I though it was quite natural then (probably not so much), but it was no big deal. I have a healthy life, and I have healthy relations.
I understand parents concerns, but i thinks its much worse to go to the other extreme, were parents are overprotective or censuring. I think god communication with parents and friends is the key here.
I have to say, the pictures ending up on the internet is another issue, but I'm afraid that to confront this one, people are going to loose north.

Dennis Miller looks so revolting in this.

The more of a neocon he becomes the more physically repulsive he looks. We all get older but her and Bill Maher are the same age and Maher looks a million times better.

You can just sense some creepy way that O'Reilly gets off talking about 11 year olds sending out naked photos. These guys are just two creepy old guys.

Dennis Miller has climbed aboard a train that makes its last stop on Christian television. Specifically, Trinity Broadcast Network, where he will probably end up sitting on the sofa next between the Baldwin brother who found Jesus (is it Stephen?) and Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Once you've become a shill for the wingnuts, it isn't that much of a stretch to go the whole hog and get born-again religion too. Plus the money would be better, believe it or not.

CoIntelPro @ 109:

so michael jackson and billo LIElly have something in common: a predilection for children.

Overheard conversation between Billo and Michael Jackson: " Mike, I got this picture of an 11 year old, I tell ya she had the body of a 5 year old!"

MeMyselfAndI @ 115:

resetthathang @ 84:

gene214 @ 67:

Bud @ 62:

Is Dennis Miller in those ads?? I have to admit, the first time I saw the "Viva Viagra" ads, I said to the missus "This is lame. This is so fucking lame!!" A bunch of middle aged guys trying to put a band together and singing "viva viagra" - I think the ad execs who came up with that ad should qualify for lethal injection.

And it has forever tagged a negative connotation to one of my all time favorite Elvis songs. Jesus, that sucks!

Unfortunatedly, ZZ Top managed to ruin that song well before the Viagra folks got done with it for good.

AW come on! The ZZ Top version rocks, no comparison to that insipid Viagra commercial.

Two idiots.

No solutions.

How many people watch this shit?

The Truth Hurts @ 31:

I assume that Billo was furiously stroking his tiny member throughout this segment.

I think Bloviating Billo does these segments specifically so that he can go home and whack off while watching them.

And, what's with Miller's scraggly beard? Is he going for an incognito look?!

dennis miller is so unfunny, so unintelligent, and so unclever that it makes me want to puke. i can't believe anyone gives this man airtime. oh wait, we're talking about bill o'reilly -- perfect place for mr. miller.

Billy O'Reilly is a heinous human being and Fox "News" is heinous for giving this heinous human being a national audience. O'Reilly does this kind of show to try to make himself look like some kind of savior. He uses these issues to make himself look good. Keep in mind that this is the guy who blamed 10 year old Matthew Hornbeck for his own kidnapping and molestation. O'Reilly is a vomitous mass. You have to have an awful stupid stomach to keep his self-aggrandizing crap down.

Bill O's Dad would have smacked him and by the way Bill thinks, His dad wacked him in the head too hard.
Bill can't get Dennis to to say that, " His dad was a child abuser ".

But most interesting is that Both Bill and Dennis state in the vid clip, Quote, " We " (as Bill & Dennis being we), " Are not doing what we should ".

Bill if these parents are wealthy then it is above the law. And coming from a guy that paid a Million dollar settlement to avoid the truthiness of Bill's sexual harassment case. We will probably find out that Bill was cruising for young boys with Mark Foley in the near future.

Bill O'Reilly has the IQ of a falafel. That's because that mass of strange mush inside his head IS a falafel.

Dennia Miller is an asshole has-been/ He wasn't funny then and he's not funny now.

Sorry, Dennis Miller is on my "no view" list, along with Coulter and Malkin. I'm tolerant, but there are limits. Miller is strikingly unfunny, like all conservatives.

I am so sick of right-wingers I could scream.

There used to be a guy named Dennis Miller on SNL, he was witty, funny & entertaining.

I think he's dead now or something, pretty sure they found him in a seedy motel room after he OD'd on crack. His estate should sue this robot for stealing his identity.

Mark @ 147:

Sorry, Dennis Miller is on my "no view" list, along with Coulter and Malkin. I'm tolerant, but there are limits. Miller is strikingly unfunny, like all conservatives.

I am so sick of right-wingers I could scream.

Hear, hear! Couldn't have said it better. But I would like to add a thought or two. First, considering Fox Noise's policy of using titillating graphics to back up stories about salacious goings-on, I am surprised that Bill-O didn't actually show some of these 11-year-old scantily clad (or even nude) nymphets in the background of the discussion. Also, what's all the fuss about? Luddite that he is, Bill-O would have us living in the pre-PC ages when "playing doctor" meant hands-on touchy feely action in the attic or cellar rather than cell phone camera snaps or online .jpg attachments, but the result is the same. It's a budding adolescent's sexual awakening is all. That must scare Bill-O who is so sexually repressed he has to hit on Fox Noise TV producers in fumbling attempts to have his first sexual experience.

Denny has quite a bit of free time this past decade or so... The man owes his entire current "career" to Fox News. Watch him vanish into a black hole after Bush loses...

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