Open Thread - Inside the C&L Studio Edition
By Nicole Belle Saturday Dec 22, 2007 2:36pm
C&L is actually a fairly large community. We get well over 100,000 discrete hits every day, but many of us consider each other long time friends even if we're really only digital 1's and 0's traveling through the ether. So I thought this would be a fun way to get to know one another a little better. Answer the following questions James Lipton asks of his guests on Inside the Actors' Studio, inspired by the French interviewer Bernard Pivot.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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And to start it off:
1. What is your favorite word? will
2. What is your least favorite word? diet
3. What turns you on? smart, passionate people
4. What turns you off? neocons and other selfish people with no empathy
5. What sound or noise do you love? My youngest child's giggle
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? f*ck me
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher, preferably a Montessori one.
9. What profession would you not like to do? politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
good job, you deserve some sleep now.
1. What is your favorite word? Mommy
2. What is your least favorite word? Mommy
3. What turns you on? Good writing, a sense of humor, and lively conversation
4. What turns you off? People who know they're right.
5. What sound or noise do you love? The gurgle that says the coffee's ready
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Any unusual sound from the minivan.
7. What is your favorite curse word? f**k is a good one. There's lots of good ones.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Stephen Colbert's love slave.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving marketing.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Wifi's working and your laptop's right over there.
Sorry, but this list of questions is stupid and besides the point these days. We should be asking everyone, including actors questions like:
1. What do you think of the state of the US these days?
2. What things that this Administration has done make you angry?
3. What is your stance on the Iraq War?
4. Do you think there are, as Edwards claims, two Americas?
etc, etc...most of these questions James asks are like, What is your favorite color...or...If you could be a vegetable, which one would you be?
And the last questions is the most idiotic of all...sorry Lipton, and C&L, but this is just a waste of time!
# What is your favorite word? Thanksgiving
# What is your least favorite word? paperwork
# What turns you on? dark eyes, bright smile
# What turns you off? pretentiousness, arrogance, cruelty
# What sound or noise do you love? rain
# What sound or noise do you hate? screaming
# What is your favorite curse word? sphincter, as in "that guy's a total sphincter"
# What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? freelance writer
# What profession would you not like to do? sales, public relations
# If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome back
#1) magma
#2) pundit
#3) intelligence, humor, pristine nature
#4) arrogance
#5) hard rain on a metal roof
#6) my dogs barking at phantoms
#7) Jesus, F**K
#8) astronomer
#9) sales
#10) I don't really exist, I am a figment of your imagination.
1. What is your favorite word? moose
2. What is your least favorite word? hate (as in I hate this or that)
3. What turns you on? intellect and humour
4. What turns you off? closed minds
5. What sound or noise do you love? bagpipes
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? asshole
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? professional musician
9. What profession would you not like to do? professional musician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome....you're forgiven......
1. What is your favorite word? - Paraguas (the Spanish word for umbrella - just try it, it's fun)
2. What is your least favorite word? - swanky
3. What turns you on? - elegance and passion
4. What turns you off? - people who'd rather break down and cry than deal with anything
5. What sound or noise do you love? - that sigh when she curls up next to me
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - anyone's cell phone other than my own
7. What is your favorite curse word? - La concha de tu madre!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - composer
9. What profession would you not like to do? - anything where I have to talk to rich people
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - You were too good to pass up.
What is your favorite word? defenestrate
What is your least favorite word? cowboys
What turns you on? a sharp wit
What turns you off? arrogance
What sound or noise do you love? wind through autumn leaves
What sound or noise do you hate? nails on a chalkboard
What is your favorite curse word? shiite
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? micro surgery
What profession would you not like to do? divorce lawyer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? So now do you believe ?
1. What is your favorite word? fiduciary
2. What is your least favorite word? "tween," GAG
3. What turns you on? lady guitar players, soft cheeks
4. What turns you off? plasti-tans, keg stands
5. What sound or noise do you love? surreal ambience, scorching noise-guitars, discordant strings
6. What sound or noise do you hate? train (the band)
7. What is your favorite curse word? d*ckstain
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? musician/record label head
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything involving "customer service"
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "frozen, or on the rocks?"
1. What is your favorite word? oireachta
2. What is your least favorite word?islamofascism
3. What turns you on?intellingence & a good heart
4. What turns you off?ignorance & apathy
5. What sound or noise do you love?the vacuum sound of a ventilation shaft
6. What sound or noise do you hate?my cat vomiting
7. What is your favorite curse word?stupidfuckingawddamnsonofabitchfromhell
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?professional irish dancer
9. What profession would you not like to do?professional poo sniffer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?Hey Pixie, your family and all your pets are right over there next to the hot tub and your awesome pair of wings
What is your favorite word? -- joy
What is your least favorite word? -- bush
What turns you on? - a joy-filled smile on a handsome man
What turns you off? - no sense of humor
What sound or noise do you love? - birds chirping
What sound or noise do you hate? - sirens
What is your favorite curse word? - fuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - singer
What profession would you not like to do? - accountant
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - welcome to the family
What is your favorite word?
Peace
What is your least favorite word?
war
What turns you on?
you can't say that on TV!
What turns you off?
people who hate their fellow Americans
What sound or noise do you love?
My Collie running up the stairs, he sounds like a herd of horses!
What sound or noise do you hate?
voice of G. Bush
What is your favorite curse word?
fuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
fireman
What profession would you not like to do?
preacher
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Just what the hell do you think you are doing here?
1. What is your favorite word? Kucinich
2. What is your least favorite word? Bush
3. What turns you on? single-payer health-care
4. What turns you off? corporations
5. What sound or noise do you love? waterfalls
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Bush's voice
7. What is your favorite curse word? f***
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? nursing
9. What profession would you not like to do? accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I never thought I'd see you here.
1. What is your favorite word? Mom
2. What is your least favorite word? goodbye
3. What turns you on? gentleness, sincerity
4. What turns you off? selfishness
5. What sound or noise do you love? the great horned owls in the trees outside my bedroom and some good acoustic guitar
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? shit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? professional singer/musician
9. What profession would you not like to do? burger flipping
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Well done thou good and faithful servant.
1. What is your favorite word? Yes
2. What is your least favorite word? Inferior
3. What turns you on? Rounder women with senses of humor and dynamite smiles
4. What turns you off? Self-righteousness ladies who never smile unless they're denigrating
5. What sound or noise do you love? Rain
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining
7. What is your favorite curse word? Anytime f**k is used in tmesis like fan-f**king-tastic or un-f**king-believable
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Mad Scientist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Lobbyist
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You are never gonna believe what happens next!"
The Concord gets it right. Romney is nothing but a rich Snake Oil salesman!
http://osi-speaks.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-hampshire-newspaper-concord-m...
1. What is your favorite word? "Schadenfreude." Or perhaps "defenestration." As words, they do their jobs perfectly.
2. What is your least favorite word? Hrm. Beats me.
3. What turns you on? Health.
4. What turns you off? Lack of the aforementioned.
5. What sound or noise do you love? A really good female singer's voice. Very soothing.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Anything scraping against canvas, or similar material.
7. What is your favorite curse word? A string of random syllables.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Potter, or sculptor.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Most food service.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Don't worry, the book wasn't actually on the test."
Hey, I like this!
What is your favorite word? Please
What is your least favorite word? No
What turns you on? Life
What turns you off? Sadness
What sound or noise do you love? My wife moaning out of pleasure
What sound or noise do you hate? Rap singer or whatever
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck you
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Financial advisor
What profession would you not like to do? Preacher
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcom back "G"!
What is your favorite word? Shenanigans
What is your least favorite word? Compassionate Conservatism
What turns you on? My wife, a good movie
What turns you off? Republicans
What sound or noise do you love? My Kids laughing
What sound or noise do you hate? The voice of George W. Bush
What is your favorite curse word? Son of a B****
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Film Critic
What profession would you not like to do? Soldier
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I appreciate and respect the fact that you did not believe in me. You didn't just blindly follow the masses. You thought about it and came to the logical and most sensical conclusion. You passed the test. Nobody should believe in me.
1. What is your favorite word? booboisie (I don't get to use it much though)
2. What is your least favorite word? lifestyle
3. What turns you on? Outrageous flirting
4. What turns you off? Plastic people
5. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of an oar moving through water
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Any sound coming from a NYC radio talkshow
7. What is your favorite curse word? Muthafuckah
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? architect
9. What profession would you not like to do? sanitation worker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Don't worry there are no neo-cons here.
I usually watch the vid and read previous comments before I post. This time is an exception - so I don't prejudice my answers. So here goes:
1) Progressive
2) Fascist - but I have had to use it a lot lately
3) You KIDDING? Scantily (or un) clad and beautiful ladies
4) Obstinate, belligerent, aggressive stupidity
5) Rhythmic, cool rock and roll - like Fleetwood Mac
6) Grinding, screeching noises that send a chill through me.
7) #%##%# - works online, expresses how I feel and I can use it with class
8) If I was young and healthy, professional surfer
9) Republican flack
10) Sex doesn't count
1. What is your favorite word? victory
2. What is your least favorite word? war
3. What turns you on? peace
4. What turns you off? excessive coverage of lindsay lohan, brittney spears and paris hilton
5. What sound or noise do you love? gotta agree w/ bluegal
6. What sound or noise do you hate? explosions
7. What is your favorite curse word? pu**y-whipped
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? astronaut
9. What profession would you not like to do? parking meter nazi
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? not bad.
What is your favorite word? IMPEACHMENT
What is your least favorite word? "PARDON
What turns you on? "HEARINGS
What turns you off? "SPINELESS DEMS
What sound or noise do you love? "JAIL CELL DOORS CLOSING
What sound or noise do you hate? "NUKE-U-LER"
What is your favorite curse word? "TURDBLOSSOM!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? "PRESIDENT
What profession would you not like to do? "EMPORER
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Coulter, Kristol, Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage, Bush and Cheney? Oh...they're all downstairs."
What is your favorite word? Great
What is your least favorite word? Bush
What turns you on? Integrity
What turns you off? Liars
What sound or noise do you love? Frying bacon
What sound or noise do you hate? Car crash
What is your favorite curse word? Jesus Fucking Christ
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Fine woodworker
What profession would you not like to do? Politician
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey, Pal.
1. What is your favorite word?Home
2. What is your least favorite word?Work
3. What turns you on?Thigh between long stockings and short skirt
4. What turns you off?Republicans
5. What sound or noise do you love?soft breathing of my wife next to me in bed
6. What sound or noise do you hate?people who I don't like's voices
7. What is your favorite curse word?fucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Any
9. What profession would you not like to do?repetitive factory work
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?Here's your own personal smiter. Smite away
1. What is your favorite word? indubitably
2. What is your least favorite word? Republican
3. What turns you on? women
4. What turns you off? conservative arrogance
5. What sound or noise do you love? chicken frying
6. What sound or noise do you hate? sirens
7. What is your favorite curse word? sockcucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? (assuming the talent were to magically appear) musician
9. What profession would you not like to do? sewer maintenance
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? at least you tried to do good things
1. What is your favorite word? Dinner!
2. What is your least favorite word? pussy Its just gross!
3. What turns you on? The smooth, hairless skin of a twink
4. What turns you off? Hairy guys (bears & cubs)
5. What sound or noise do you love? The screams of a twink during an BDSM session. It just pure music to my ears!
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Bill O'Reilly's voice
7. What is your favorite curse word? goddammit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? politician
9. What profession would you not like to do? OBGYN
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Do you think you can keep yourself from trying to overthrow ME, again!
wagonjak @ 3:
With all due respect, lighten up.
It's the holidays. I have a house full of people looking to celebrate and spread cheer and I don't want to be a rampaging angry liberal 24/7. It's okay to take a break from handwringing.
If this thread isn't to your liking, feel free to avail yourself of the 11,000 other posts on the site where you can rant about the war all you want. We're just giving everyone a chance to relax and get to know the community better.
1. What is your favorite word? WORD!
2. What is your least favorite word? war
3. What turns you on? intelligence
4. What turns you off? reality television and those who watch it
5. What sound or noise do you love? the popping of champagne bottles, opening of beer cans
6. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound a broken drum head makes
7. What is your favorite curse word? sonofabitch bastard
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? well im a waiter, so.....
9. What profession would you not like to do? reality TV star
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Beer fridge is there, TV's there, we got the grill goin' out back, and SHE's been eyeing you since you came in, WORD!
Nicole Belle @ 27:
Amen!
1) Socialize
2) Profiteer
3) Sarcasm
4) Socially dysfunctional motorheads getting a show on Discovery channel
5) Coyotes howling in the woods behind my home
6) Socially dysfunctional motorheads riding dirt bikes and four-wheelers on the road in front of my home
7) Fuckinshit
8) Chef
9) Accountant
10) "For anyone who was so presumptuous to do ANYTHING in MY NAME, I have another place for you."
1. What is your favorite word? Happy
2. What is your least favorite word? Issues
3. What turns you on? Love
4. What turns you off? Willful Ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love? My Children's laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? My Children crying
7. What is your favorite curse word? Dogfuck!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Screenwriting
9. What profession would you not like to do? Livestock semen extraction
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'm sorry, God is not here right now. But if you leave a message, maybe he'll get back to you.
i'll answer just one, #10
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
careful where you step, there are steaming piles of shit everywhere outside the gate. seems the gop can't come up with a good reason for me to let any of them in. oh, especially watch out for those two piles, one large one connected to a very small one, that's cheney with his hand still up bush's butt.
What is your favorite word? Ridiculous
What is your least favorite word? Can't
What turns you on? Quick wit
What turns you off? Quick wit used to cut other people down
What sound or noise do you love? My hubby's hysterical laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? Dishes clanking before my first cup of coffee
What is your favorite curse word? Crud muffins (what can I say, I'm around kids a lot!)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Screenwriter
What profession would you not like to do? Anything cold...frozen fish handler?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Nicely Done! Wanna go again?"
wagonjak @ 3:
Seriously, an old-fashioned parlor game can be fun once in a while and you can learn a little about the people around you. A quick news flash: ALMOST ALL OF THE INTERNET IS A WASTE OF TIME, so please waste your time elsewhere.
As for me, I can't wait to see how many people like the sound of rain as much as I do!
1. What is your favorite word? HOME
2. What is your least favorite word? PAIN
3. What turns you on? BEAUTY
4. What turns you off? WASTE
5. What sound or noise do you love? BARKING DOGS
6. What sound or noise do you hate? GUN FIRE
7. What is your favorite curse word? COCKING SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?VETERINARIAN
9. What profession would you not like to do? RUN A SHEEP DIP
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? GREAT! GLAD YOU GOT HERE ON TIME, JERRY GARCIA’S ABOUT TO START HIS SET!
1. What is your favorite word? summer
2. What is your least favorite word? cacaphony
3. What turns you on? chesty ukranian women
4. What turns you off? rudeness
5. What sound or noise do you love? the wind
6. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound of 2 women talking to each other
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? artist
9. What profession would you not like to do? doctor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? let's eat!!
1. What is your favorite word? ---grok
2. What is your least favorite word? ---egg
3. What turns you on? ---smart women
4. What turns you off? ---ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love? ---good music
6. What sound or noise do you hate? ---little electronic thingys beeping
7. What is your favorite curse word? ---fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ---teaching
9. What profession would you not like to do? ---sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ---"you made it! What a ride huh?"
Nicole Belle @ 27:
I agree, but...
I think there is the germ of a good idea there. For a New year's survey why not have an open thread where C&L posters submit questions of our own devising - so we can really learn more about each other? Then the questions and answers on another forum - after a selection process.
Personally I am not interested in a list of political questions tho - one can get those answers by reading the threads. Just an idea.
1. What is your favorite word? corral
2. What is your least favorite word? fungus
3. What turns you on? butts
4. What turns you off? dirty feet
5. What sound or noise do you love? my dogs snoring
6. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam squeaks
7. What is your favorite curse word? fu*k me!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? musician
9. What profession would you not like to do? sanitation worker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Jimi Hendrix has been dying to meet you!"
What kind of tree would I like to be? A bristlecone pine sprout
What kind of soup would I like to be? Homemade chicken
What kind of home would I like? The one I have
What would I like to do? Just what I'm doing
Would I like more money? No
Would I like less money? No
What would I say to 'God'? Whas-up, Figment?
What would I say to Bush? I'm not speaking to him
What would I say to Cheney? F*UK!
My favorite swear word? See 'Cheney', above
Who would I most like to get advice from? Steven Hawking and Richard Dawkins
Who would I most enjoy giving advice to? My self, at my entry to the Age of Reason
What would I say to those who take other's psyche-out tests?
1. What is your favorite word? rattkinski
2. What is your least favorite word? specific
3. What turns you on? getting picked
4. What turns you off? not getting picked
5. What sound or noise do you love? Almost anything by Nirvana, but especially when Kurt Cobain screeches: "I speak to hear my voice!!!!!"
6. What sound or noise do you hate? right wing prattle
7. What is your favorite curse word? rattkinski! (shantiqua don't curse)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? comedian or acting
9. What profession would you not like to do? sales person
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Kurt's been expecting you.
1. What is your favorite word? Hurckles (my own word, a mix of "hurts" and "tickles" inspired by my cat)
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on? LSD
4. What turns you off? Arrogance
5. What sound or noise do you love? the rain (cheesy, but true)
6. What sound or noise do you hate? any sort of ruckus
7. What is your favorite curse word? c**t (i never use it, but its a satisfying guttural sound on the larynx)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Theoretical Physicist (my amateur passion)
9. What profession would you not like to do? Shit Shoveler
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
GOD - "Get awf mah lawn boy" (pulls out shotgun) "Now dance!" kapow-blaamo-ptchew
ME - "YEEEE-HHAAWWWW" (runs animatedly back to hell)
GOD - "And keep yer grimey paws off my dawters, them halos ain't fer gropin'" (spits tobacco but misses spittoon)
1. What is your favorite word? Giddyup.
2. What is your least favorite word? Ointment
3. What turns you on? Finish Lines
4. What turns you off? Cruelty
5. What sound or noise do you love? A Sigh
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Mindless Whistling
7. What is your favorite curse word? "F*ckin Ay."
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sports Announcer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Undertaker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Your 40 Virgins are waiting."
1. What is your favorite word? From a metrical point of view, 'elbow' from a connotative one, 'strawberry'
2. What is your least favorite word? 'guesstimate'
3. What turns you on? intelligence, empathy, thigh high boots
4. What turns you off? bigotry, arrogance, cowardice
5. What sound or noise do you love? rain, crackling firewood
6. What sound or noise do you hate? telephone ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? studipf*ckinG*ddam
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? monk
9. What profession would you not like to do? banker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It's all gonna be Ok.
What is your favorite word? IMPEACH
What is your least favorite word? IOKIYR
What turns you on? FREEDOM
What turns you off? NEOCON AGENDAS
What sound or noise do you love? THE SOUND THE METAL BARS MAKE WHEN THE CELL DOOR CLOSES ON WAR CRIMINALS
What sound or noise do you hate? INNOCENT IRAQUIS CRYING
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
Re: Me at 30
ARRGH!
How did an "8)" turn into an emoticon?
If one of the questions was, "What do you hate most about reading blogs?", my answer would be, "I f**king HATE emoticons!"
1. What is your favorite word? Retard
2. What is your least favorite word? Evangelical
3. What turns you on? A sharp mind
4. What turns you off? Bad breath
5. What sound or noise do you love?Drum beats
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of my phone ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? Depends on the language....I speak 3
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Doctor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What the hell are you doing here!!
What is your favorite word? Revolution
What is your least favorite word? Perrywinkle
What turns you on? All kinds of boys
What turns you off? Smoking
What sound or noise do you love? Rainfall hitting patio covers
What sound or noise do you hate? Continuous revving engine, particularly a motorcycle
What is your favorite curse word? Dumbfuck!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Hospice Nurse
What profession would you not like to do? White House Press Secretary
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You did good! And, by the way, all are welcome!
1.Mucluck
2. Reoublican
3.Liberty, Equality, Fraternity
4.Bigotry, willful ignorance=republicanism
5.Surf, waterfall, babbling brook
6.Anything loud and electronic
7.Shitmotherfu*kerPISS!
8.Surgeon
9.Prison Guard
10.Not worried about it, it dosen't.
Doug Dingus @ 37:
But Doug - Don't you grok that you are only an egg?
This is on the spur of the moment:
1. What is your favorite word? ... illumination
2. What is your least favorite word? ... vomit
3. What turns you on? ... freedom
4. What turns you off? ... Republicans
5. What sound or noise do you love? ... the gentle rhythmic breaths of a lover sleeping
6. What sound or noise do you hate? ... beep-beep-beep backup warnings
7. What is your favorite curse word? ... fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck (does it count as one word with hyphens?)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ... prosecutor
9. What profession would you not like to do? ... coroner
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ... "Thank Me my replacement has arrived!"
1. What is your favorite word? Ubiquitous
2. What is your least favorite word? irregardless
3. What turns you on? Intelligence
4. What turns you off? Ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love? A Capella Voices
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Digital clock alarm
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Author
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything dealing with people.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "No you don't have to go back."
1. What is your favorite word? defenestrate
2. What is your least favorite word? spin (media usage)
3. What turns you on? curiosity
4. What turns you off? close-mindedness
5. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of my daughter snoring
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of balloons being chewed on.
7. What is your favorite curse word? bitch ass nigga
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? carpentry
9. What profession would you not like to do? border patrol
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sorry about the christians.
1.) sense
2.) must
3.) tits (sorry, but chocolate and culture *do* come in after that)
4.) ignorance
5.) double or electric bass
6.) whirring vents and clunking ducts
7.) trefuco.
8.) bass player ^^
9.) anything with fixed hours
10.) i'm ready for your questions.
In the first place, when you get to the Pearly Gates, 'God' isn't just sitting there on his ass, waiting for you. He has other things to do, like condemning Republicans to Hell.
There's a button on the Gate, and you push it.
And a voice says, 'Press one for Mehicano'.
At that point, if you're rational, you investigate the alternatives.
1. What is your favorite word? - Brotherhood
2. What is your least favorite word? - Conservative
3. What turns you on? - Long hair, deep eyes, a sincere smile.
4. What turns you off? - make up - it makes a woman look like she's hemorrhaging paint.
5. What sound or noise do you love? - A babbling brook.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - Continuous, Non-stop, Christmas music
7. What is your favorite curse word? - Pigfucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Hat making
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Mindless work.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "We're keeping you here so the Devil can't have you!"
What is your favorite word? Festering
What is your least favorite word? Obligation
What turns you on? My wife
What turns you off? Organized Religion
What sound or noise do you love? A tie between the ocean or a Hammond B-3 organ
What sound or noise do you hate? Republicans attempting to sound intelligent
What is your favorite curse word? Motherfuckers (plural: there are a lot of them)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Street musician
What profession would you not like to do? Defense Attorney
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Sandwich fixings can be found by following the yellow line."
I read all of these. this thread's like some kind of dumb guilty pleasure like a myspace survey bulletin. anyway, here's mine:
1. What is your favorite word? - "word" (yea, I listen to a lot of hip hop)
2. What is your least favorite word? - postpone. but I think I hate "company policy" more. but thats two words, isn't it..
3. What turns you on? - a really great kiss
4. What turns you off? - people who are way too eager to please
5. What sound or noise do you love? - 808 kick drums
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - car crashes
7. What is your favorite curse word? - pretty much any derivative of "your mom"
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - none
9. What profession would you not like to do? - bus or cab driver
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "welcome.." =)
1. What is your favorite word? Oy
2. What is your least favorite word? prolly -- all chat lingo shorthands
3. What turns you on? passion, humor, intellect
4. What turns you off? James Lipton pretending to possess all three
5. What sound or noise do you love? laughter, brewing coffee
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Celine Dion
7. What is your favorite curse word? cocksucker mother fucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Public access game shoe host
9. What profession would you not like to do? mohel
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
When did I start letting Jews in?
1. What is your favorite word? Ubiquitous--it's got the character and flow of a really great word
2. What is your least favorite word? Puce--just an ugly-sounding word
3. What turns you on? Great sense of humor
4. What turns you off? Lack of imagination
5. What sound or noise do you love? Water running for a hot bath
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Styrofoam being cut
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fat-headed fart fucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teaching
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything that entails poking, prodding or cutting living things
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "We've made a spot for you where the pet angels play."
I only want to answer some of them:
2. least-favorite word: puberty (it's icky)
5. sound(s) I love: new pencils rattling in a cardboard box; charm bracelets
6. sound I hate: smoke and car alarms; lonesome backyard dogs' barking
10. what I want God to say: "You were wrong: I and Hell exist, and it's chock-full of all the people you think should be burning there."
What is your favorite word? impeachment
What is your least favorite word? fundamentalism
What turns you on? nerdy girls
What turns you off? Republicans make me flacid
What sound or noise do you love? Radio Birdman
What sound or noise do you hate? Cheney's ugly voice
What is your favorite curse word? Dubya
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? astronaut
What profession would you not like to do? White House Spokesperson, I mean professional liar
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I'm really, really sorry about those traitors stealing your government, man." Have some Makers Mark on me.
1. What is your favorite word? Cool
2. What is your least favorite word? Dumptruck
3. What turns you on? Compassion
4. What turns you off? Arrogance
5. What sound or noise do you love? Uninhibited laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Crying
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuckshitass
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer/journalist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sorry about that!!
1. What is your favorite word? —right now it's 'Vincenzo Pantangeli' ( I just like the way it sounds :)
2. What is your least favorite word? — Maybe (commit already!)
3. What turns you on? — a man with a wicked sense of humor wearing good cologne
4. What turns you off? — people who lack empathy
5. What sound or noise do you love? — my son's laugh
6. What sound or noise do you hate? — George Bush's arrogant, know-it-all voice
7. What is your favorite curse word? — asshat
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? OB/GYN nurse
9. What profession would you not like to do? — Insurance Claims Adjuster
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome! Take this book, it has the answers to every life question you ever had.
1. What is your favorite word? RELAX
2. What is your least favorite word? WAR
3. What turns you on? SMILE
4. What turns you off? ANGER
5. What sound or noise do you love? SILENCE
6. What sound or noise do you hate? LOUD ENGINES
7. What is your favorite curse word? FIDDLESTICKS
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? MEMBER OF CONGRESS
9. What profession would you not like to do? SALES
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? WELCOME
I love "pissed off patricia" and would love to hear her answers to them all !!
1. hedgerow
2. sh*t
3. laughter
4. anger
5. water flowing, water falls, fast streams
6. yelling/screeching
7. f**k
8. full time effective change agent and personal coach
9. assembly line worker
10. It doesn't exist...
1. What is your favorite word? Segue
2. What is your least favorite word? No
3. What turns you on? Women in cowl neck sweaters
4. What turns you off? Rightwing think tanks
5. What sound or noise do you love? Music
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Styrofoam being torn apart
7. What is your favorite curse word? F*ck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Middle reliever, Philadelphia Phillies
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving medicine, or the cooking/preparation of food
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? We instituted the wild-card format last year -- you just made it!
My name is Weber Wellington of Kitchener, Ontario. Here are my thoughts:
1. What is your favorite word? PRUDENT
2. What is your least favorite word? FAITH-BASED
3. What turns you on? BRAUN APPLIANCES
4. What turns you off? THE WGA STRIKE
5. What sound or noise do you love? COFFEE MAKER DRIPPING
6. What sound or noise do you hate? SCREECHING BRAKES
7. What is your favorite curse word? JESUS
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? CAR SALES
9. What profession would you not like to do? POLICE OFFICER
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? HEY NOW
What is your favorite word? rain
What is your least favorite word? bombs
What turns you on? Shakespeare
What turns you off? Reality TV
What sound or noise do you love? rain
What sound or noise do you hate? drilling
What is your favorite curse word? spit
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? author/storyteller
What profession would you not like to do? sales
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your mom and dad are waiting for you.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "i'm sorry"
1. What is your favorite word? Irony
2. What is your least favorite word? Slaughter
3. What turns you on? Chesty women
4. What turns you off? Skinny pencil women
5. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of typing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Nails on a blackboard
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. Most versatile word ever.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Priest
9. What profession would you not like to do? Trauma surgeon
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home, my son.
1. What is your favorite word? AlHaqiqa
2. What is your least favorite word? snot
3. What turns you on? Touch
4. What turns you off? Bragging
5. What sound or noise do you love? my parakeet's warble
6. What sound or noise do you hate? office chatter, especially about weddings
7. What is your favorite curse word? pshit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? journalism
9. What profession would you not like to do? PC support
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The joke's on you.
What is your favorite word?ubiqitous
What is your least favorite word?hate
What turns you on?Mountains
What turns you off?smokers
What sound or noise do you love?a Loon in the evening.
What sound or noise do you hate? Rush Limbaugh......any subject will do
What is your favorite curse word?asshat
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?NFL Offensive Coordinator.........any team.
What profession would you not like to do?Political Fund Raiser.
If Heaven exist what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?We've been talking about you, this is your lucky day!
1. What is your favorite word? fantastic
2. What is your least favorite word? maybe
3. What turns you on? straightforwardness
4. What turns you off? self-obssession
5. What sound or noise do you love? lap steel through a 100 watt Model T head and a 4x12 Celestion cabinet. Full volume.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? open mouth slurping of food..makes my skin crawl
7. What is your favorite curse word? you-cocksucking-motherfucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? white water river guide
9. What profession would you not like to do? parking meter cop...it's for cocksucking-motherfuckers
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hi . I'm God. And your name is?
1. What is your favorite word? fall
2. What is your least favorite word? phlegm
3. What turns you on? Subverting the dominant paradigm
4. What turns you off? Materialism
5. What sound or noise do you love? Creek flowing over rocks
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Subwoofer cars
7. What is your favorite curse word? Shit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Crusading journalist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? All are welcome. Come sit by your sister.
What is your favorite word? Empathy
What is your least favorite word? Rendition
What turns you on? Great Conversation
What turns you off? Complicit Silence
What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? Enraged Screaming
What is your favorite curse word? I love them all the same
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teaching
What profession would you not like to do? Prison Guard
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You are better off knowing this is a dream, if you choose to wake up feel free."
1. What is your favorite word? Honey
2. What is your least favorite word? Kudos
3. What turns you on? Mountains
4. What turns you off? Loud people
5. What sound or noise do you love? birds in the trees
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Tree cutting equipment
7. What is your favorite curse word? Damn
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Musician
9. What profession would you not like to do? Law enforcement
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome
1. What is your favorite word? Thank you (to say) Any well placed adjective (to hear) oh, and fuck.
2. What is your least favorite word? diebold
3. What turns you on? Good Will
4. What turns you off? cheaters of any kind
5. What sound or noise do you love? Piano
6. What sound or noise do you hate? bad singers, missed notes
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Archeologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Leather Tanner, Pig Farmer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Good Try!
1. What is your favorite word? Why
2. What is your least favorite word? Assume
3. What turns you on? Understanding
4. What turns you off? Anger
5. What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Screams
7. What is your favorite curse word? Frack
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Financial Planner
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving sewers
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home
What is your favorite word? Concupiscense
What is your least favorite word? Abstinence
What turns you on? Critical Minds
What turns you off? Fundies
What sound or noise do you love? Wind chimes in the Carribean
What sound or noise do you hate? Evangelical Preaching
What is your favorite curse word? Bulls--t (in sign language)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Devil
What profession would you not like to do? Blackwater "professional"
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? About time, you're way overdue!
What is your favorite word? Egregious
What is your least favorite word? cool
What turns you on? My wife' grace and class
What turns you off? Right wingers
What sound or noise do you love? my wife' laugh
What sound or noise do you hate? crying
What is your favorite curse word? Asshole
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Helicopter pilot
What profession would you not like to do? Barber
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Greetings, enter!
1. What is your favorite word? succulent
2. What is your least favorite word? pustule
3. What turns you on? making a plan to solve a problem or achieve a goal
4. What turns you off? swaggering arrogance coupled with hateful ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love? child’s giggle
6. What sound or noise do you hate? male voice with anger
7. What is your favorite curse word? cunt
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher of living skills
9. What profession would you not like to do? broker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You get to sit down and plan your do-over and I am here to help with anything you need or anything you'd like to ask. Are there other's I can invite to help you?
1. What is your favorite word? luscious
2. What is your least favorite word? prostate
3. What turns you on? Skin on Skin
4. What turns you off? Greed
5. What sound or noise do you love? The pounding waves of the winter ocean
6. What sound or noise do you hate? 2 stroke engines, especially jet skis
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuckhead
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut
9. What profession would you not like to do? Sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here's the hookah and there are the dancing girls. Ice cream is in the fridge. Let me know if there is anything else you need.
1. What is your favorite word? Conundrum
2. What is your least favorite word? Bliss
3. What turns you on? Smart Women
4. What turns you off? Dumb Women
5. What sound or noise do you love? Rahsaan Roland Kirk playing multiple instruments of any combination
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Kenny G playing any instrument
7. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt (it gets the point across EVERY TIME!)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Music Reviewer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Crab fisherman in Alaska
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Have a beer!"
What is your favorite word?
"amoeba"
What is your least favorite word?
"restrict"
What turns you on?
Child-like optimism in an incredibly competent adult (ravishing auburn-haired vessel optional).
What turns you off?
Child-ish impatience and dishonesty.
What sound or noise do you love?
That sigh after the first breath of a child that has been "tickled to death" ;)
What sound or noise do you hate?
gas-powered generators / compressors
What is your favorite curse word?
Truly, nothing has quite the same ring as "cocksucker"! (though it must be saved for dire occasions)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Architect or Urban Planner.
What profession would you not like to do?
Grief Counselor.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Ready to go again?
1. What is your favorite word? obviously
2. What is your least favorite word? Republican
3. What turns you on? body massage
4. What turns you off? anal sex
5. What sound or noise do you love? womans orgasm
6. What sound or noise do you hate? snoring
7. What is your favorite curse word? dumbass
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? financial advisor
9. What profession would you not like to do? cop
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? religion does suck
1. What is your favorite word? Sanction - it means the opposite of itself.
2. What is your least favorite word? Stupid
3. What turns you on? Smart women
4. What turns you off? Cowardly conservatives
5. What sound or noise do you love? Jazz sax
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Disco
7. What is your favorite curse word? Shazbat!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Politics
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Sorry about all that."
What is your favorite word? Peace
What is your least favorite word? war
What turns you on? catching a BIG fish
What turns you off? self righteousness
What sound or noise do you love? My boat motor starting up at 6 a.m.
What sound or noise do you hate? My boat motor NOT starting up at 6a.m.
What is your favorite curse word? damnit
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Nursing - Emergency room variety please
What profession would you not like to do? meat processor
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You want Zappa or Lennon tickets with that oz. of red?
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What is your favorite word? tergiversation
What is your least favorite word? awesome
What turns you on? intelligence
What turns you off? stupidity
What sound or noise do you love? a gentle brook
What sound or noise do you hate? right wing radio, bush press conference
What is your favorite curse word? fuuuuuuuuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? architect
What profession would you not like to do? political speechwriter
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? lock the gate behind you
What is your favorite word? - Aria
What is your least favorite word? - Biscuit
What turns you on? - Playing golf well
What turns you off? - Right wing authoritarians who run the country
What sound or noise do you love? - Beautiful singing
What sound or noise do you hate? - GW Bush's voice
What is your favorite curse word? - Shit
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Golf pro
What profession would you not like to do? - unemployed
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Bush and Cheney are going to hell.
What is your favorite word?
Sublime.
What is your least favorite word?
Grave (both the noun and the adjective)
What turns you on?
Righteousness, passion.
What turns you off?
Meat.
What is your favorite sound?
Birds. The ones chirping outside my window at 5AM, the ones you hear on a hot summer day.
What noise do you hate?
A slammed door.
What is your favorite curse word:
Anything appropriate for the moment. "Suck a fuck" is probably my favorite curse phrase.
What profession other that your own would you like to attempt?
Other than being a high-end male prostitute, I'd like to be President.
What profession would you not like to do?
A high-powered corporate defense lawyer.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"It's an honor to meet You."
1. What is your favorite word? backscratch?
2. What is your least favorite word? getinhere! (my voice directed to kids/spouse)
3. What turns you on? Power/feeling in control of my life
4. What turns you off? insensitivity
5. What sound or noise do you love? nothing happening in the woods (quite different from silence)
6. What sound or noise do you hate? whining
7. What is your favorite curse word? fu*k
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? architect
9. What profession would you not like to do? dentist
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It's what you did that mattered, not what who you believed in...
I’m sorry but those questions are just too personal! :-)
1. What is your favorite word? Happenstance
2. What is your least favorite word? Taut
3. What turns you on? Fake boob thats look real and real boobs that look fake
4. What turns you off? Stupidity
5. What sound or noise do you love? The opening a new can of tennis balls
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The high pitched screech my niece makes when she's unhappy (although it's instantly forgiven)
7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bartender
9. What profession would you not like to do? Mohel
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your Dad's right over there...
1. What is your favorite word? Syzygy
2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt
3. What turns you on? Karma hitting the right people square in the face
4. What turns you off? Karma taking her sweet-ass time hitting the right people square in the face
5. What sound or noise do you love? A cat's purr
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Frat boys playing fart games, the sound of GWB's voice
7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Day trader
9. What profession would you not like to do? Roadkill collector
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yeah, I know, they ALL got religion wrong. By the way, the box that gives you whatever your heart desires is over there.
well, since it's an "open thread"...
don't you think it's a little bit sad how bill clinton seems to be pimping out his wife as a way to earn himself a back-door third and possibly fourth term?
i'm all for a woman president but she's gotta be a strong woman.
hillary's just about the worst stepford enabler in america.
no control over her marriage, fooled by the neocons leading up to the iraqi invasion, fooled y the neocons in 2007 with kyl-lieberman.
no more clintons. no more dynasties. this is america. we can do better.
1. What is your favorite word? "phlebatinum" (The mystical item with a backstory that Buffy needs to beat the Big Bad. Albondigas (Spanish for meatball) is pretty funny too.
2. What is your least favorite word? summons
3. What turns you on? Power
4. What turns you off? Those fucking Salvation Army bell ringers should be put in camps.
5. What sound or noise do you love? breaking glass
6. What sound or noise do you hate? car alarms (this seems to be an unfortunate pairing)
7. What is your favorite curse word? The Spanish swear on the Host. That's pretty awesome.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I want to direct traffic.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Suicide bomber.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You know, I've always liked atheists."
1. What is your favorite word? cinnamon
2. What is your least favorite word? but
3. What turns you on? ear nibbles
4. What turns you off? Republicans
5. What sound or noise do you love? my favorite music
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Please listen carefully as our menu has...
7. What is your favorite curse word? somonabiche
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? radio
9. What profession would you not like to do? mortgage banking
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? There is always room for one more
1. What is your favorite word?
Headbutt, I probably should have been a football hooligan with my temper.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Whichever one is coming out of Bill Kristol's mouth at that moment, usually war.
3. What turns you on?
Redheads, hence part of my Kucinich love.
4. What turns you off?
Vichy Democrats and other non-Republican collaborators.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Slayer and Motörhead.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Joe Lieberman's voice.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Asshole.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Coach of the New York Rangers, I would be an improvement.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
President in 2008, someone's got a bit of cleanup ahead of them.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I know I have some splainin to do, have a seat this is going to take awhile.
Re: Christopher at 72, 4) Skinny pencil women
I cannot let that pass without citing a strong disagreement.
Actually, it's now my new favorite word.
Enjoy what you like.
What is your favorite word? Plethora.
What is your least favorite word? Defenestrate.
What turns you on? Eyelashes.
What turns you off? Bad smells.
What sound or noise do you love? Led Zeppelin.
What sound or noise do you hate? Barry Manilow
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Truck Driver.
What profession would you not like to do? Politician.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Dude, don't worry -- it's all good.
What is your favorite word? - Beauty
What is your least favorite word? - Must be the 'N' word
What turns you on? - Big boobs and a pretty smile
What turns you off? - Snobbery
What sound or noise do you love? - Miles Davis horn
What sound or noise do you hate? - A dying rabbit
What is your favorite curse word? - Pisshard
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Star ship Captain
What profession would you not like to do? Probation officer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I am sure God has a great sense of humor, I'm expecting a joke.
1. What is your favorite word? vacation
2. What is your least favorite word? anything other than I resign from Shrubbie's mouth
3. What turns you on? A hot babe with a spunky attitude
4. What turns you off? bad breath
5. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of a satisfied lover
6. What sound or noise do you hate? nails on the chalkboard
7. What is your favorite curse word? sonuva-fuckin-bitch
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? baseball
9. What profession would you not like to do? ANYTHING on Dirty Jobs :)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Is that the best you could do? Get your ass back down there and do it again!
1. What is your favorite word? skippy (as in you're damn skippy)
2. What is your least favorite word? nigger (I fucking hate that word)
3. What turns you on? knowledge. (and my husband in those tight wrangler jeans.)
4. What turns you off? willing ignorance and no sense of humor
5. What sound or noise do you love? my children laughing, even though they are no longer children
6. What sound or noise do you hate? telephones ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? anything with "fuck" in it
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer
9. What profession would you not like to do? elderly waitress/bartender (no offense)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? the GOP can bite me
1- oxymoron
2- moron
3- talk of peacemaking
4- talk of warring
5- the sound of rain on a tin roof
6- the sound of hail on a tin roof
5- Oh shit
6- Minister of peace
7- Pearly Gate Greeter
8- Oh shit...
sharkcellar @ 53:
1. What is your favorite word? Normy
2. What is your least favorite word? Nigger
3. What turns you on? A soft whisper in my ear
4. What turns you off? People who scream
5. What sound or noise do you love? A child's laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Sirens
7. What is your favorite curse word? Cocksucker!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional baseball player
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything that involves someone else's life (doctor, paramedic, firefighter, police etc...)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? (I don't believe that there is an heaven, but let's say I'm wrong...) "So there, you were wrong. Here's Cody (my younger year's German sheaperd!"
What is your favorite word? I
What is your least favorite word? I
What turns you on? a sincere compliment
What turns you off? a big ego
What sound or noise do you love? my grandson saying my name
What sound or noise do you hate? ramped up tv audience hilarity
What is your favorite curse word? dagnabbit
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? lounge singer
What profession would you not like to do? collection agent
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I love you too.
Radically Moderate @ 74:
Change of answer: What is your favorite curse word? pecker tracks..as in yes son you can borrow my sleeping bag, but I had better not find any pecker tracks in it!
question(s) for hillary:
do you believe your husband continues to cheat on you?
and if so, why do you tolerate this?
1. What is your favorite word? zyzygy
2. What is your least favorite word? cloaca
3. What turns you on? My love, Ann Coulter, naked, hog tied and begging for anal.
4. What turns you off?My love, Ann Coulter, dressed and on TV spewing her bullshit.
5. What sound or noise do you love? My love, Ann Coulter, begging for anal.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? My love, Ann Coulter, doing anything but begging for anal.
7. What is your favorite curse word? SHAZBAT!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Media Whore
9. What profession would you not like to do? back up dancer for Britney Spears
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Good to see you! Beer's round back! Food's in the kitchen. Have fun!
1. What is your favorite word? payday
2. What is your least favorite word? can't
3. What turns you on? good music
4. What turns you off? asshats
5. What sound or noise do you love? my G&l ASAT through a big muff and a marshall.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? leaf blowers,vacuums and weed eaters.
7. What is your favorite curse word? cocksucker!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? under cover cop.
9. What profession would you not like to do? tech support.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey man!Glad to see you!Sorry you had to die and all,but this place fucking rules!
1. What is your favorite word? Relax
2. What is your least favorite word? Neocon
3. What turns you on? Playing in bed on rainy days
4. What turns you off? Humidity
5. What sound or noise do you love? A Springsteen concert
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Tartar being scraped during a dental exam
7. What is your favorite curse word? Oh, Fuck me
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut
9. What profession would you not like to do? Prison guard
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You weren't perfect, but you were good enough.
OK, you asked for it!
1.What is your favorite word?
LOVE
2. What is your least favorite word?
HATE
3.What turns you on?
WOMEN
4.What turns you off?
MEN
5.What sound or noise do you love?
WOMEN SAYING YES
6.What sound or noise do you hate?
MEN SAYING YES
7.What is your favorite curse word?
DARN IT TO HECK
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
THE DALAI LAMA
9.What profession would you not like to do?
PRISON WARDEN
.10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “YOU STLL HAVE EIGHT LIVES, WHO OR WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE NEXT?
What is your favorite word? Fuck
What is your least favorite word? Fuck
What turns you on? A blonde nymphomaniac with a Gold Card
What turns you off? George W. Bush
What sound or noise do you love? my farts
What sound or noise do you hate? your farts
What is your favorite curse word? see #1
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Dictator
What profession would you not like to do? soldier
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "What the FUCK are YOU doing here? "
1. What is your favorite word? Catywumpus or Fisticuffs
2. What is your least favorite word? Synergy
3. What turns you on? Good Music
4. What turns you off? Ignorant Peeps
5. What sound or noise do you love? The call to post
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Loud rap cellphone ringtones
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuckin' A
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I have a profession?
9. What profession would you not like to do? See answer above
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Calories don't count up here.
10. what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"French author and statesman André Malraux observed that Jesus Christ was the only anarchist who ever really succeeded. It's no coincidence that Christ was a Capricorn, I might add, since the evolved members of your tribe have many of the qualities necessary to thrive in situations where there are no formal rules or laws. If you would like to move more in the direction of being the highly evolved Capricorn you were born to be -- and I think 2008 will be a very favorable time to do just that -- you should cultivate the qualities of a successful anarchist. In other words, be self-motivated, disciplined, and respectful of the needs of other people. Do the right thing without having to be coerced to do the right thing. Foster in yourself a reverence for freedom and a knack for making constructive use of your freedom."
1. What is your favorite word? communal
2. What is your least favorite word? fiduciary
3. What turns you on? My Mrs.
4. What turns you off? Blind arrogance
5. What sound or noise do you love? Birch leaves in the wind
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Tires skidding
7. What is your favorite curse word? god damn it
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Formula I race car driver
9. What profession would you not like to do? Mortician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? All is forgiven.
What is your favorite word? kumquat (I just like it)
What is your least favorite word? shit
What turns you on? soft music
What turns you off? loud noise
What sound or noise do you love? the sound of a babbling brook
What sound or noise do you hate? gas-powered leaf blower
What is your favorite curse word? shit
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? acting
What profession would you not like to do? sewage worker
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You were alright.
whats your least favorite sound ? some one hocking up a lugie favorite cuss word dicklicker something you hate anyone who voted repig!
1. What is your favorite word? liberal
2. What is your least favorite word? dentures
3. What turns you on? chocolate
4. What turns you off? Republicans
5. What sound or noise do you love? grandson saying, "Grandma"
6. What sound or noise do you hate? cellphones
7. What is your favorite curse word? oh shit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? trust fund baby
9. What profession would you not like to do? hooker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? SURPISE!!!!
What is your favorite word? Fun
What is your least favorite word? Work
What turns you on? smart and attractive women
What turns you off? people who think they know it all
What sound or noise do you love? Thunderstorms
What sound or noise do you hate? George W Bush
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck you
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional snowboarder
What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome... you did the best you could and you made it. Now go get some rest because your journey continues
What is your favorite word? dog
What is your least favorite word? can't
What turns you on? 50's music
What turns you off? rap
What sound or noise do you love? the sound of silence
What sound or noise do you hate? screeching sopranos
What is your favorite curse word? douche bag
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? vetenarian
What profession would you not like to do? undertaker
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I've been waiting for you for a long - long time
What is your favorite word? sleep
What is your least favorite word? paperwork
What turns you on? not much anymore
What turns you off? paperwork
What sound or noise do you love? music
What sound or noise do you hate? someone yelling or raising their voice in anger
What is your favorite curse word? fuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? astronaut
What profession would you not like to do? psychologist
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? heaven doesn't exist so the question is moot
What is your favorite word? hello
What is your least favorite word? conservative
What turns you on? Irish men
What turns you off? Republicans
What sound or noise do you love? music
What sound or noise do you hate? phone ringing
What is your favorite curse word? shit
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? physicist
What profession would you not like to do? greeter at Walmart
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Thanks for not bothering me.
spunklicker republican bouncer in a whorehouse horseshit bonceing off a tin roof god describeing jerry fallwell on his knees giveing the devil a blowjob the word son your discharged
1. What is your favorite word? Free
2. What is your least favorite word? Ouch
3. What turns you on? Sexual fantasies
4. What turns you off? Empty fridge
5. What sound or noise do you love? Bagpipes
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Out of tune bagpipes
7. What is your favorite curse word? Mutha fuckin' fartlicker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? BBQ and Blues pimp
9. What profession would you not like to do? Roto-rooter guy
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Coffee or tea? OK, coffee it is. (insert sound of god snapping fingers) Mohamed bring two coffees
favorite word?? Vociferous
least favorite word? dang
Turn on? gentleness
turn off? Pomposity
noise love? Small waterfalls
noise hate?
favorite curse? Fucker
other profession? Nurse
other profession not? Sales
In Valhalla I would like to rear them say" Here is a beer, What do you want on your pizza?"
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
[b]I'd like god to hand me a bat and say, "C'mon-- I turned William Kristol into a pinata!"[/b]
1. What is your favorite word? Pizza.
2. What is your least favorite word? 'Cunt'.
3. What turns you on? Nature. Women. The enormity of everything.
4. What turns you off? Voluntarily stupid people (Republicans, fundies, libertarians, etc.)
5. What sound or noise do you love? My wife and dogs sleeping in the darkness of night.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Screeching tires and crashing sounds. When my dog has a bad dream, animals suffering.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Actor.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Marriage counselor.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Uh, hold on. Let me check the list. Hey, what the hell took you so long! Your table is almost ready. I understand about the girl...
1. What is your favorite word? Progress
2. What is your least favorite word? fear
3. What turns you on? knowledge
4. What turns you off? apathy
5. What sound or noise do you love? my 2 kids laughing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my kids screeching or crying
7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bar & Restaurant Owner
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything 9-5 requiring a tie and jacket
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sorry I didn't intervene in Florida back in 2000
1. What is your favorite word? undulate
2. What is your least favorite word? No
3. What turns you on? sparkling eyes
4. What turns you off? stupidity, fear
5. What sound or noise do you love? water, birds
6. What sound or noise do you hate? droning meaningless conversation
7. What is your favorite curse word? kids present-DagNabIt, no kids around-dooooshbag
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? oceanographer, stormchaser
9. What profession would you not like to do? oh so many...work sucks for most (not me!) a cop, sales, dreary corporate cog, a liar
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What took you so long? Oh well, glad you are finally back.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Welcome... Welcome, to City 17. It's safer here."
Not so much because I actually want to live in the Breentopia, but because it would either confirm many of my suspicions about how the universe works and our relationship to the divine... Or because God's a video game fan, which would be awesome.
1. What is your favorite word? Freedom
2. What is your least favorite word? Hatred
3. What turns you on? Good Music
4. What turns you off? Closed minded, intolerant people
5. What sound or noise do you love? well played pedal steel guitar, Allison Krauss's voice :-)
6. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound of any pompous ass going on..and on..and on
7. What is your favorite curse word? F*ck-Shit (in that order)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Telemarketing
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? We've been waiting for you...
What is your favorite word? Onomatopoeia.
What is your least favorite word? Orientate.
What turns you on? Elizabeth Hurley in boots.
What turns you off? Rudy Giuliani in the same boots.
What sound or noise do you love? Harleys in the spring..
What sound or noise do you hate? Chainsaws.
What is your favorite curse word? FUBAR
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Rock Star/Shaman.
What profession would you not like to do? Javelin catcher, camel groomer, cannon fodder.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Beer's in the Fridge."
1. What is your favorite word? Corpulent
2. What is your least favorite word? Bad
3. What turns you on? Cleverness
4. What turns you off? Intolerance
5. What sound or noise do you love? Keyboards clacking
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Opinionated ignorance
7. What is your favorite curse word? Ass
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Comedian
9. What profession would you not like to do? Interrogator
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'm sorry everything down there is soooo f*@ked up. I'll fix it ASAP.
What is your favorite word? progressive
What is your least favorite word? joining us is Chuck Todd
What turns you on? Naomi Klein
What turns you off? Chuck Todd
What sound or noise do you love? Naomi Klein youtube videos
What sound or noise do you hate? Repubs saying "socialized medicine"
What is your favorite curse word? the F word
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? work for an environmental group
What profession would you not like to do? anything where I'd have to meet Chuck Todd
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Chuck Todd's in Hell
1. What is your favorite word? open (as in "open-minded")
2. What is your least favorite word? closed (also "faith" when you mean close-minded adherence to a belief rather than a person)
3. What turns you on? science and technology, educating and bettering the common person
4. What turns you off? dogma, authoritarianism, keeping the common Joe ignorant
5. What sound or noise do you love? music
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Alan Colmes voice
7. What is your favorite curse word? "Dumb-shit!"
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ancient historian (uh, ancient history, not an ancient guy)
9. What profession would you not like to do? Work with any of the spineless Dem "leaders". I would probably be in their faces constantly -- and would go public mentioning their stupidity.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "How refreshing! Another person who doesn't think belief makes someone better." Also, "No, of course there is no eternal punishment for any human. I'm not evil."
1. What is your favorite word? Beaujolais
2. What is your least favorite word? The N word
3. What turns you on? Making out in an elevator
4. What turns you off? Republican extremists
5. What sound or noise do you love? Purring
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Band saws
7. What is your favorite curse word? Cocksuckermotherfuckingasshole
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Cheese maker
9. What profession would you not like to do? Being an accountant during tax season
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
It would be no fun without you here.
What is your favorite word? obtuse
What is your least favorite word? taxes
What turns you on? long dark hair and dark skin
What turns you off? obesity
What sound or noise do you love? baby laffing
What sound or noise do you hate? leaf blower
What is your favorite curse word? asshat
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher
What profession would you not like to do? politician
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? you did your best
What is your favorite word? Reciprocity
What is your least favorite word? Divisive
What turns you on? Cooperation
What turns you off? Closed Minds
What sound or noise do you love? The ocean on the beach
What sound or noise do you hate? George Bush talking
What is your favorite curse word? George Bush
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writing
What profession would you not like to do? Anything that would cause my brain to atrophy
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You used the brain I gave you and thought for yourself, good work
1. What is your favorite word? Procrasturbate
2. What is your least favorite word? Torture
3. What turns you on? A man’s butt
4. What turns you off? Fake balls hanging from the back of pick up trucks.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Distant trains in the night
6. What sound or noise do you hate? My dog licking her butt
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuckin’ell
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Geisha
9. What profession would you not like to do? Porta potty maintenance
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Welcome. After your mandatory one month vacation ,you must decide your next incarnation. Oh! and because you were such an outstanding human, you get to decide GWB's next incarnation."
1. What is your favorite word? risotto
2. What is your least favorite word? spooge
3. What turns you on? large, rough, strong hands
4. What turns you off? cellphones
5. What sound or noise do you love? rustling wind through trees
6. What sound or noise do you hate? wailing babies
7. What is your favorite curse word? dammit
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? dermatologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? product demonstrator at the mall department store.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? None of the TV preachers made it. It's all OK now. Have some Baklava.
1. What is your favorite word? ---kakistocracy : Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.
[Greek kakistos, worst, superlative of kakos, bad; see caco– + –CRACY.]
2. What is your least favorite word? ---jingoism, ie: Republican Party.
3. What turns you on? ---ya all gonna buy me dinner in order to know That ?
4. What turns you off? ---ignorance costumed in false patriotism . see # 2 .
5. What sound or noise do you love? the roar of a Champ Car or a Formula 1 racing machine speeding up out of a sharp corner : RRRrrrrrWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooowwwWWWRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
6. What sound or noise do you hate? dogs barking at night.
7. What is your favorite curse word? PigFucker ! see # 4.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? open wheel race car Championship driver.
9. What profession would you not like to do? politics, because U need 2B a $ grubbing whore to succeed .
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "well done son , you didn't buy into the man-made crap and you stayed a good man who considers others as much as himself . "
1. What is your favorite word? friend
2. What is your least favorite word? need
3. What turns you on? imagination
4. What turns you off? power, corruption, greed, hate, arrogance, ignorance, etc.
5. What sound or noise do you love? the combination of seagulls and surf
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my wife's stupid little dog's annoying bark, for f*ck's sake!
7. What is your favorite curse word? f*ck's sake!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? pub owner/keeper
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything dealing with celebrities
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You did well. Now, let's discuss your qeustions and comments. I'm very interested in your input."
1. What is your favorite word?
-lubricious
2. What is your least favorite word?
-c**t
3. What turns you on?
-horny women
4. What turns you off?
-lying sacks of shit
5. What sound or noise do you love?
-john henry bonham
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
-a poorly tuned engine
7. What is your favorite curse word?
-jerkoff
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
-sage
9. What profession would you not like to do?
-gay porn fluffer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
-Congratulations! You are our one Billionth customer!
1..okaaayy 2...NO! 3....pretty eyes.
4... rudeness
5....The sound of BIG surf pounding all night.
6... traffic and babies crying
7....fuck
8....meteorologist
9....policeman......nope....too illegal
10......your family and friends are over there.The surf is pumpin and theres cold beer in the ice chest.
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