I loved Fry and Laurie as Jeeves and Wooster

miss_kitty @ 1:

I loved Fry and Laurie as Jeeves and Wooster

Right on. Some of the smartest people have played the densest characters.

A Good Show

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8085042242464463674

The Oscar for Best Documentary was "Taxi To The Dark Side" and the entire world now knows what shame George Bush has rendered to his country. Millions of people saw the Oscars tonight and amy vestige of respect the United States once had is shattered. Perhaps permanently.

NY Time's Frank Rich takes the Clinton campaign to the woodshed
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/24/opinion/24rich.html?em&ex=1204002000&e...

What is is about Brits that they can do 'murric'ns better than real 'murric'ns?

Ruthless People @ 12:

NY Time's Maureen Down slams Clinton and her campaign too.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/24/opinion/24dowd.html?em&ex=1204002000&e...

This is coming from Hill's home paper. Not good.

Yip. Our National Pastime.

President Sarkozy, already unpopular because of his misconduct with his private life, swore at a farmer who refused to shake his hand at a country fair. "Get lost" was Sarkozy's retort, stated as a "mild translation", implying he said "Then f* off you idiot!"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7261834.stm

*

Doomsday vault with seeds in case man screws up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080224/sc_afp/norwayarcticenvironmentwarmi...

I wonder who is the first to the vault to take it by force after the 'mishap'?

Maybe the DEMS can adopt some of Nader's bluster to attract those who favor him. I mean...if your policies suck so much that you can't beat the Republicans (who have a .05% favorability among non die hard bush dicksuckers) then you need to get out of the business.

Saturday's C&Ler's contributions to the McNames McList (current total 304):

McDeepthroat
McDoggiestyle
McSexo (Repugs love their cheap Latino laborers)
McPene (again with the Repug Latino love)
McCrackerain’tevengotnostandardtokens
McKrieg
McKill
McKonquer
McCalamity
McMuffinface
McHorrific
McAim
McSexForFavours
McSexwithbenfits
McWhore
McOldMan
McLobbylover
McCanofbeans
McHardOnForLobbyistButI’mOldAndImpotent
McMussolini
McHitler
McStalin
McNazi
McFacist
McTerrorist
McPedophile (Cindybarbi was young enough to be his granddaughter)
McRohm
McDaub
McFriend
McNepotism
McDrools
McMasturbatorinchief
McPresident
McCameandWent

Keep McPileing on C&L'ers! The current McList numbers 304 and the updated entire list and/or links will be posted on McStraightTalker and/or Open threads Fridays and Tuesdays, and the previous day’s contributions the rest of the week, John permitting.

“Shorter lists are funnier” generally holds true, and very well may re the McList. C&L’ers are diverse and eclectic, and I’ve enjoyed many lols, LOLs, LOL!s and Ha ha’s here. I’m reluctant to exclude any McEntry, ’cause they’re all funny/pointed/cathartic to varying degrees, and the sheer length of the entire list has a humorous quality of its own.
We are also generating denigrating McMemes, some of which may be useful, in a memie sort of way. The thuglicontards are very aware of the usefulness of denigrating memes, and it won’t hurt to put out a few of our own.
That being said, a Top 11, Dirty Dozen, etc. are considerations, for those (myself included, usually) who like things condensed to essentials.

Will update at my convenience or tolerable inconvenience on pertinent threads.
8-D

whatever happened to those nukes bush was
sneaking across the usa? did they secretly leave the
country for destination covert?

That song really kicked some ass.

Ralph Nader needs a new hobby. I voted for him in 2000 in Maryland because i knew it would not make a bit of difference. Maryland always goes Democratic.

But if i was living in Maryland now i would not vote for him.

In any case i doubt he will get more than 1% of the vote and he may not get even that.

LibertyLust @ 8:

I've been reading the comments from the Democratic supporters that are wailing about Nader throwing the election towards the Republicans.

Blame Nader if Democrats lose the election when the actions of the Republicans have basically handed the election to the Democrats on a silver platter.

If Democrats can't capitalize on that - If they end up blaming Nader - Please, dismantle the Democratic Party because it will have proven itself to be a horseshit party.

I can't believe that the Democrats would blame Nader for anything. If Democrats find Nader to be the extinguishing foil to the Democratic Party, then the party is nothing more than a sluggish, impotent party that can be defined as nothing else than the Republican-lite Party.

If Democrats can't define themselves and draw the line in the sand to illustrate to show the American people how different they are from the corrupt Republican party leaving voters twisting at the booths not knowing who to vote for - then you have two possible explanations:

1. The Democratic Party is defunct and can no longer adequately represent the working class and the majority of Americans that are opposed to Republican policies (proven in numberous polls)

2. Democrats can't really draw a line in the sand because in reality, they don't differ from the Republicans by much.

Make you pick.

whatever happened to those nukes bush was
sneaking across the usa? did they secretly leave the
country for destination covert?

since you have your head shoved up your elephants ass
why not just crawl on in, mighty see the rest of your family.

CBS aired its long-awaited feature on the prosecution and imprisonment of former Alabama Governor Don E. Siegelman this evening at 7:00. In a stunning move of censorship, the transmission was blocked across the northern third of Alabama by CBS affiliate WHNT, which is owned by interests of the Bass Family. Those who were in the zone of censorship or who missed it, can catch the whole segment here: http://www.harpers.org/archive/2008/02/hbc-90002487

New article in the Guardian paper out of England about RFK's death. Short and interesting...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/feb/22/kennedy.assassination

The new plan fron Captain hillary to save her sinking campaign

Ram the iceberg

In case anyone hasn't seen it
Here's the video from Queen hillary's rally where she auditions for the part of the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz.
Queen hillary

35 GDliberal

I could only listen to her first few remarks.

She sounded just like a Republican.

Lieberman must be esctatic. If Hillary wins the nomination he has a great chance of becoming VP. If she doesn’t he can be McCain’s VP. Then the only question would be, “Will they both die in office?”

Please, every time I see his name I get that stirring in my guts and feel like I have to take a crap.

Proud2bHumble Says: Ron @ 34:

Beck, the solution for CNN to compete with Fox. These people that make these kinds of decisions are idiots. aall they have to do is report the news and ratings would skyrocket.

Hi Ron. First time I saw Drech! I was at the gym, no sound or captions, just this guy gesticulating with his whole body - face twitching, head bobbing, spitting, hands all over the place. I didn’t know who he was, but he immediately reminded me Limpblah and I had the urge to smack him right in the face(good thing the TV was out of reach). It’s funny how some people can immediately spot egomaniacal demagoguery and be disgusted, while others think Ecch!’s just a lively pundit… The MSM’s monopoly on the news is being eroded more and more rapidly by the intertoobs, and as the next generation matures and becomes more
interested in the non-entertainment world they will hopefully leave the
Main
Stream
Motherfuckers
in the dust…
“I have a dream” [:-{]

Wow! I have the same dream. Are we hopefully phychic?

Ron @ 41:

Wow! I have the same dream. Are we hopefully phychic?

No, but I used to be a frycook. Is that close enough?

And P.S. I'm a guy...

Or did you mean we'd make a couple of fly chics? Or we're hopefully fashionable in a nerdy, physicist kinda way?

Ron @ 44:

Yeah, they don't want him, they want his predessor.

Isn't his dad dead by now?

Orangutan. @ 46:

Article on the psychopathic personality.

I'm gonna be really pissed if my picture's in this article too...

Proud2bHumble @ 49:

Orangutan. @ 46:

Article on the psychopathic personality.

I'm gonna be really pissed if my picture's in this article too...

Well, at least they used the one where I'm doing my parade wave.

Ron@48 It would be funny if people went to his rallies with big queen of diamonds signs.

Of course he'd have to have rallies instead of just putting fifty old guys in a conference room and hoping they clap really loud at the right points. I'd love to see the turnout if McCain tried holding an event at a venue the size of the ones that Clinton and Obama use.

Roark77 @ 53:

Ron@48 It would be funny if people went to his rallies with big queen of diamonds

The Ace of Spades would be more appropriate, and probably stroke him out too. Now that would be funny.

Proud2bHumble @ 54:

Ron @ 52:

Proud2bHumble Says: Ron @ 48:
Who knows what they could have done with his mind?

It's not like they had that much to work with. He's just another over-ambitious egomaniac dumbass with connections and no conscience.

H/T Orangetan@46 - I've read about Hare before, but this article is nicely updated, thanks! ;}

Ron @ 56:

I think the North Vietnamese made him a Manchurian candidate. There is no way that someone that's been through it all and then come to the conclusions he does..

He was rotten before 'Nam.

Proud2bHumble Says: Ron @ 56:

I think the North Vietnamese made him a Manchurian candidate. There is no way that someone that’s been through it all and then come to the conclusions he does..

He was rotten before ‘Nam.

Being 2nd to last in his graduating class might be a clue.

Proud @ 60 I missed that one. But the media hasn't run with it yet either. Maybe they're saving it for a slow news cycle.

I admire McCain's service to the country and the uniform but I really hope they don't become his shield. And I really hope nobody tries to Swift Boat him on his military service. His politics are easy enough to smack around.

Who Will Tell Hillary?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/24/AR200802...

Roark77 @ 63:

I admire McCain's service to the country and the uniform but I really hope they don't become his shield.

And I really hope nobody tries to Swift Boat him on his military service.

His politics are easy enough to smack around.

He's getting as bad with his McTorturedprisoner act as Ghoulie's '9/11' Tourette's already.

Somebody already did.

So's his character since birth.

Roark77 @ 68:

Proud@67

If you want to delay the onset of carpal by a coupla minutes ya could go with '2b', or not...

Yeah, I always get the impression that there are supporters on both sides that are going to take their toys and go home. I just think the more vicious the battle gets the more of those folks are going to be taking their toys and going home.

"Sure," said Lawrence, when asked if he was concerned by the great number of people who had gotten into the building without being checked. But, he added, the turnout of more than 17,000 people seemed to be a "friendly crowd."

WTF

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @73 That is really scary. Just deciding the crowd is okay and then leaving it at that. My favorite line from the article is -

"We would not want, by providing those details, to have people trying to derive ways in which they could defeat the security at any particular venue," Zahren said.

It sounds like you just have to be at the back of the line.

Roark77 @ 71:

Yeah, I always get the impression that there are supporters on both sides that are going to take their toys and go home. I just think the more vicious the battle gets the more of those folks are going to be taking their toys and going home.

They should take their toys home with them (who really wants used toys anyway?), but very few will not vote Dem in November.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 74:

Sup Proud and x

P.S. Go with '2b'... easier on yer fingers and my chest ;-}

Roark77 @ 75:

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @73 That is really scary. Just deciding the crowd is okay and then leaving it at that. My favorite line from the article is -

"We would not want, by providing those details, to have people trying to derive ways in which they could defeat the security at any particular venue," Zahren said.

It sounds like you just have to be at the back of the line.

What are they thinking? Are they setting Obama up? Why announce this?

Proud2bHumble @ 78:

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 74:

Sup Proud and x

Hi! Haven't seen x for awhile. You guys need to eat more fiber. ;}

HAHAHAHA I don't want to add to the global warming.

Joe O. @ 80:

I think I have found the perfect job for those Republican neocons and other war supporters. This fits them perfectly. If they don't have the guts to fight in a war that they support then they might as well be a real cheerleader:

Marlins want fat men who can dance

MIAMI - The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080223/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fat_cheerleaders

Choreographer - as usual, KKKarl Ratfucker

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 81:

Roark77 @ 75:

What are they thinking? Are they setting Obama up? Why announce this?

Proud2bHumble @ 78:

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 74:

Maybe they're setting up all the Cletis's and Buford's that're dumb enuf ta come packin...

...or two....or three...or etc.....

Ya know, 'necks are havin' gun shows all over. You could just advert one coinciding with a Barrack rally and some penisubstitute fanatics would show up carrying in the open unawares...just sayin'...

2B@90 I'm just guessing. I haven't been back to Texas in a few years but I can't imagine that they have less guns these days. I think I read somewhere that they relaxed their gun laws even more in the last year or two.

There's been a ton of Rovian Ratfuckers with multiple monikers pretending to be Hill and Obama supps, and a whole bunch of new commenters 'concerned' about the site's quality control lately - it's so obvious, lol...

The ! keys are gettin a real workout... lol

There's orange '!' keys on computers in mommies' basements all round the country right now ;-}

@26 tHeGaMeOfLiFe Says: beck had the nerve to state that the mccain affair was brought by NYT to take the light off of Sen. Clinton’s losing streak.

Can you believe it?

Here's a brilliant read for you that will blow your mind as to just how unstable a President John McCain would make.

The Mushrooming Clouds That Hang Over McCain
By ALEXANDER COCKBURN

Until last week John McCain's political handlers had been complacently sketching out their basic strategy: to portray Obama as a mere novice in statecraft, devoid of those powers of mature wisdom and sober judgment with which the seasoned McCain is so richly endowed.

The problem here for McCain is that he's a dunderhead in statecraft, devoid of self control, capricious in moral standards and an imbecile in his lack of political judgment. Across the past four days these deficits have all come home to roost. Often, the deadliest wounds a scandal can inflict are on the second, third and fourth days, as the follow-up stories disclose " troubling new disclosures", "apparent contradictions" and the like. True to this pattern, each successive day since the New York Times finally disgorged ­ at least partially -- its story last Wednesday, has brought fresh disasters, particularly as the Washington Post and Newsweek play catch-up. As it progresses, the Iseman affair scandal discloses him as an idiot (the view of his horrified staff in 1999 as McCain, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee paltered with the attractive 32-year old communications lobbyist), a liar (in his denials he met with Lowell "Bud" Paxson, the media operator for whom Iseman was working) and a hypocrite (in thundering against lobbyists and their employers, while traveling in their private planes, taking their money and doing them favors).

The better people get to know McCain, the less they care for him. READ ON:
http://www.counterpunch.com/

About the Siegelman section of 60 Minutes tonight --

Interestingly enough, sections of Northern Alabama were unable to receive the broadcast when it initially aired yesterday. WHNT-TV, the station which underwent the blackout during this airing of 60 Minutes, is owned by Robert Bass' Oak Hill Capital company. Bass' brother Edward was a classmate of Bush II.

Gee, doesn't this look conspiratorial?

lava lamp @ 99:

@26 tHeGaMeOfLiFe Says: beck had the nerve to state that the mccain affair was brought by NYT to take the light off of Sen. Clinton’s losing streak.

Can you believe it?

Here's a brilliant read for you that will blow your mind as to just how unstable a President John McCain would make.

The Mushrooming Clouds That Hang Over McCain
By ALEXANDER COCKBURN

Until last week John McCain's political handlers had been complacently sketching out their basic strategy: to portray Obama as a mere novice in statecraft, devoid of those powers of mature wisdom and sober judgment with which the seasoned McCain is so richly endowed.

The problem here for McCain is that he's a dunderhead in statecraft, devoid of self control, capricious in moral standards and an imbecile in his lack of political judgment. Across the past four days these deficits have all come home to roost. Often, the deadliest wounds a scandal can inflict are on the second, third and fourth days, as the follow-up stories disclose " troubling new disclosures", "apparent contradictions" and the like. True to this pattern, each successive day since the New York Times finally disgorged ­ at least partially -- its story last Wednesday, has brought fresh disasters, particularly as the Washington Post and Newsweek play catch-up. As it progresses, the Iseman affair scandal discloses him as an idiot (the view of his horrified staff in 1999 as McCain, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee paltered with the attractive 32-year old communications lobbyist), a liar (in his denials he met with Lowell "Bud" Paxson, the media operator for whom Iseman was working) and a hypocrite (in thundering against lobbyists and their employers, while traveling in their private planes, taking their money and doing them favors).

The better people get to know McCain, the less they care for him. READ ON:
http://www.counterpunch.com/

It talks about mcdone* but doesn't give enough detail. Can you imagine the sight the doctors saw when mcdone was throwing his temper tantrum? UNbelievable.

It also talks about mcdone's election plans, it would never work.

The article also did a job on Obama. It talked about "what if's" instead of factual examples.

This may be slightly outdated, but here is an excellent (and scathing) negative review of Jonah Goldberg's book "Liberal Fascism".

http://www.mises.org/story/2871

Monika Lewinsky @ 24:

Over the years, Hillary has drifted from left to left-center to center and to center-right.
In the last few years she has become a Bush enabler:

1. She approved the Kyle/Lieberman amendment against Iran.
2. She did not bother to vote against amnesty to the telecommunications companies who are wiretapping Americans illegally.

I wouldn't be surprised if, sometime down the road, she pulled a Lieberman and decided to run as an independent, an independent with Neo-Con values.

dadams @ 23:

whatever happened to those nukes bush was
sneaking across the usa? did they secretly leave the
country for destination covert?

She graduated from college as a Republican and was a Goldwater girl and wasn't a Democrat until she married Bill, now Bill is in the news quoting he loves George H W Bush, You do the math