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No, really. You MUST go read Bill Frist's online "poll" of the VOLPAC constituency. My personal favorite is number 8:

Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush's greatest achievement?

Oh Doctor Frist! You mean I have to pick just one?

Hat tip, which means where I met it, not where it was born or conceived, folks: House of the Rising Sons, who points out just how important the issue of, well, "teh Mexicans" is to Frist and company. Darn it, I was going to write-in "speaking a couple words of Spanish" as one of President Bush's greatest achievements.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

"Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush’s greatest achievement?"

A. Not invading Japan.

B. Surviving grade school.

C. Concealing his psychosis.

D. Refraining from masturbating in public.

Bit NOLA's picture

Answers to the age old question: Who is worse? Oprah or the Catholic Church?

First clip down at: http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/

Tequila's picture

Are plastic baby bottles safe?
Did the U.S. forge evidence again?
Our immigration agency in Cali allowed one of its prisoners to die of penile cancer. Speaking of cancer, even a star like Bobby DeNiro has to fight
to get coverage.

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Oh, look i found a list of jokes:

2008 Republican Leadership Survey

1.
Do you remain supportive of the "Surge" strategy in Iraq?
Yes
No

2.
Is the threat of a Democrat Senate majority confirming a Democrat President's Supreme Court nominee a strong motive for you to vote Republican this fall?
Yes
No
Not a top concern

3.
Which of the following domestic issues is most important to you?
Out of control spending
The threat of an open borders policy
Tax increases
A government-financed universal healthcare bureaucracy
Liberal Congress legislating social issues with a Democrat White House
Judicial nominations

4.
The most obvious negative impacts of a Democrat majority in Congress have been felt on the national security front. Of the issues listed below, which is most important to you?
Allowing the "Surge" strategy time to work
Renewing President Bush's terrorist surveillance program
Implementing real border security
Working to halt Iran's nuclear program

5.
From conversations with friends, neighbors, and family who are interested in the issues listed below, which do you believe is most important to the greatest number of voters?
Allowing the "Surge" strategy time to work
Renewing President Bush's terrorist surveillance program
Implementing real border security
Working to halt Iran's nuclear program

6.
President Bush has shown great resolve in his determination to stabilize Iraq and deny terrorists seeking to harm the U.S. a safe haven. Do you feel the Republicans in Congress have stood strong with President Bush on Iraq?
Yes
Room for Improvement
No

7.
Which issue would you like to see the Republican presidential nominee John McCain pursue most aggressively on your behalf?
Cutting spending
Continuing the "Surge" strategy and the War on Terror
Making President Bush's tax cuts permanent
Nominating conservative judges
Securing our borders

8.
Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush's greatest achievement?
Historic tax cuts
Prosecuting the War on Terror
Medicare prescription drug plan
Supreme Court Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito

L.A. Confidential's picture

It's going to be a long slow slog out a hell.

numfar's picture

This just in...Frist is an IDIOT!

News at 11!

Tequila's picture

Experts say the bleak U.S. economic forecast means it will take years for the greenback to recover its value and prestige. Gold hits $1,000
an ounce. California suffers the worst in declining property values. [Not that we had anything valuable to begin with, but still...] China's helping the Sudan genocide. Katrina victims are still
getting screwed.

Bit NOLA's picture

Bush on Afghanistan today:

"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."

"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks," Bush said.

Romantic, you know....

AngryOne's picture

On Thursday, President Bush once again provided fodder for generations of psychology graduate students to come. For the second time in just six months, the same man whose dubious Air National Guard service kept him out of the jungles of Vietnam announced he was "envious" of U.S. troops now on the frontlines in Iraq and Afghanistan.

For the pathetic details, see:
"Bush 'Envious' of U.S Troops in Afghanistan and Iraq."

Ruthless People's picture

Bush's greatest achievement:

Managing not to have EVERY country on the planet hate him. What was that one eastern European country Bush dug up a few months ago? The country that no American president had ever visited before? The one Bush traveled to for a photo op in order to show the world not every body despised him?

Yea, that one.

Tequila @ 3:

Are plastic baby bottles safe?
Did the U.S. forge evidence again?
Our immigration agency in Cali allowed one of its prisoners to die of penile cancer. Speaking of cancer, even a star like Bobby DeNiro has to fight
to get coverage.

Pre-existing conditions is bullshit. You offer insurance, it's a risk business. You take risks and you need to live with them. Fuck Farmers for messing with De Niro. Cancer is shitty enough without having to go to court with some equivocating a-holes over some shit, which was [technically] the truth on DeNiro's part. How does it feel to be a loser on a technicality, asshats?

comsympinko's picture

I tried to answer the loaded questions.

As a responsible physician, I couldn't.

Bill Frist is the most fucked up public figure in the history of the US.

Only a delusional GOP machine cog could possibly abandon everything they ever learned in medicine to play the part of cardiologist diagnosing neurological disorders by video.

This man should have no license to practice legitimate medicine, retail sales or gas pumping.

Or pimping. Or crack dealing.

Fucking savage.

Tequila's picture

China's pulled a Cuyahoga River on the Yangtze. Looks like recession is here.

Don Davis's picture

What we really need is an immigration bill, to deport ... the Mayflower Descendants

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

AngryOne @ 9:

On Thursday, President Bush once again provided fodder for generations of psychology graduate students to come. For the second time in just six months, the same man whose dubious Air National Guard service kept him out of the jungles of Vietnam announced he was "envious" of U.S. troops now on the frontlines in Iraq and Afghanistan.

For the pathetic details, see:
"Bush 'Envious' of U.S Troops in Afghanistan and Iraq."

That is my private fantasy too. I would just love seeing my leg on the other side of the street next to my hand.

Will he enlist after he leaves office?

OHHH! An even better question!

Is he eligable to be called up? IS HE????

L.A. Confidential's picture

Richard D. Fairbank
Chairman and chief executive officer, Capital One Financial Corporation

Richard D Fairbank
Total Compensation
$249.42 mil (#1)

5-Year Compensation Total
$448.58 mil

MoDMaN's picture

Mr. Frist,

Dude! Seriously, learn proper English: Democrat is a noun while Democratic is an adjective. In other words it is highly improper to use a noun as a descriptor of another noun. And to do it three times within eight questions, and twice in one sentence... when the subject of the questions is about Republicans is really telling of your ignorance and stupidity.

To everyone else it's time this piece of sh*t practice was called for what it is.

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

MoDMaN @ 18:

Mr. Frist,

Dude! Seriously, learn proper English: Democrat is a noun while Democratic is an adjective. In other words it is highly improper to use a noun as a descriptor of another noun. And to do it three times within eight questions, and twice in one sentence... when the subject of the questions is about Republicans is really telling of your ignorance and stupidity.

To everyone else it's time this piece of sh*t practice was called for what it is.

English is a hobby for him akin to his dog killing.

ferrarimanf355's picture

Someone in the comments for this YouTube vid sarcastically called this CBS News' best, hard hitting journalism. I agree with the sarcasm.

ferrarimanf355's picture

Dammit, the link didn't show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XjaImfQK6U

EliteLemming's picture

Guns in bars, whooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ron's picture

Hi 2b. Hey did everyone forget about the closed hearing on FISA? They had to be sworn to secrecy. Is that what we can expect from our congress? Don’t we have enough secrecy from this adminstration? Don’t they have a much more important oath to uphold?

You guys left me hanging on the last thread. You can't get rid of me that easily.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Bush can certainly go over to Iraq or Afghanistan as an advisor once he leaves office. If he is THAT committed to spreading "democracy," then he can pursue it as a private citizen.

Of course, it'll be hard to do from his massive ranch in Paraguay.

thepoetryman's picture

You MUST go read Bill Frist’s online “poll” of the VOLPAC constituency.
I did. I will say this for the poll...It is impossible to make a correct choice as the actual answers are nowhere to found. Hmmm? Must be a poll designed by Diebold.

MarcyJ's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 4:

Oh, look i found a list of jokes:

2008 Republican Leadership Survey

1.
Do you remain supportive of the "Surge" strategy in Iraq?
Yes
No

2.
Is the threat of a Democrat Senate majority confirming a Democrat President's Supreme Court nominee a strong motive for you to vote Republican this fall?
Yes
No
Not a top concern

3.
Which of the following domestic issues is most important to you?
Out of control spending
The threat of an open borders policy
Tax increases
A government-financed universal healthcare bureaucracy
Liberal Congress legislating social issues with a Democrat White House
Judicial nominations

4.
The most obvious negative impacts of a Democrat majority in Congress have been felt on the national security front. Of the issues listed below, which is most important to you?
Allowing the "Surge" strategy time to work
Renewing President Bush's terrorist surveillance program
Implementing real border security
Working to halt Iran's nuclear program

5.
From conversations with friends, neighbors, and family who are interested in the issues listed below, which do you believe is most important to the greatest number of voters?
Allowing the "Surge" strategy time to work
Renewing President Bush's terrorist surveillance program
Implementing real border security
Working to halt Iran's nuclear program

6.
President Bush has shown great resolve in his determination to stabilize Iraq and deny terrorists seeking to harm the U.S. a safe haven. Do you feel the Republicans in Congress have stood strong with President Bush on Iraq?
Yes
Room for Improvement
No

7.
Which issue would you like to see the Republican presidential nominee John McCain pursue most aggressively on your behalf?
Cutting spending
Continuing the "Surge" strategy and the War on Terror
Making President Bush's tax cuts permanent
Nominating conservative judges
Securing our borders

8.
Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush's greatest achievement?
Historic tax cuts
Prosecuting the War on Terror
Medicare prescription drug plan
Supreme Court Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito

By some stroke of luck that survey was mailed to me. I had a little bit of fun with the nut job leader of that organization. Ensign is he's name I believe.

And why can't these ass wipes say "Democratic Party" instead of "Democrat Party"? Clearly they don't believe in that whole "we speak English here". "Democrat" noun, as in "I am a Democrat". "Democratic Party", adjective, as in "This is a democratic party er, Country, sorry, that was so yesterday".

Fortunately the nut jobs that still vote for these people are incapable of noticing the bad syntax and grammer. Whatever........

Chris's picture

iFrist? What?

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Yo, Ron, I hear ya. The only reason they called a secret session is to go over the blackmail items the Repigs have on the Dems so the Dems can cave on telecom immunity.

None of which, of course, came from the illegal wiretaps.

Expect telecom immunity within a few days, if not by late Friday afternoon.

Where is John Hinckley when we need him?

L.A. Confidential's picture

L.A. Confidential @ 17:

Richard D. Fairbank
Chairman and chief executive officer, Capital One Financial Corporation

Richard D Fairbank
Total Compensation
$249.42 mil (#1)

5-Year Compensation Total
$448.58 mil

Wonder who he voted for.

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

MarcyJ @ 26:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 4:

By some stroke of luck that survey was mailed to me. I had a little bit of fun with the nut job leader of that organization. Ensign is he's name I believe.

And why can't these ass wipes say "Democratic Party" instead of "Democrat Party"? Clearly they don't believe in that whole "we speak English here". "Democrat" noun, as in "I am a Democrat". "Democratic Party", adjective, as in "This is a democratic party er, Country, sorry, that was so yesterday".

Fortunately the nut jobs that still vote for these people are incapable of noticing the bad syntax and grammer. Whatever........

They know exactly what they are saying. The Republicans are well atuned to subjugating language to suit their needs.

StirFry's picture

EliteLemming @ 22:

Guns in bars, whooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Let's face it. Rednecks, guns, and alcohol just don't mix."

Tequila's picture

Kind of old, but another
example of how Ahmadinejad resembles the Persian equivalent of Neo-cons.

Independentmeans's picture

That was just sickening. How can anyone even write that tripe?

Ruthless People's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 4:

Oh, look i found a list of jokes:

2008 Republican Leadership Survey

1.
Do you remain supportive of the "DEPLETE THE AMERICAN MILITARY OVER A COUNTRY THAT DID NOT ATTACK US" strategy in Iraq?
Yes
No

2.
Is the threat of a Democrat Senate majority confirming a Democrat President's Supreme Court nominee THAT WON'T THROW ANOTHER ELECTION IN THE REPUBLICAN'S FAVOR a strong motive for you to vote Republican this fall?
Yes
No
Not a top concern

3.
Which of the following domestic issues is most important to you?
Out of control spending
The threat of an open borders policy FOR ANYONE WHO ISN'T WHITE
Tax increases FOR THE RICH
A government-financed universal healthcare bureaucracy THAT GIVES THE PEOPLE THE SAME COVERAGE CONGRESS HAS
Liberal Congress legislating social issues with a Democrat White House THAT MOST AMERICANS POLLED ARE IN FAVOR OF
Judicial nominations THAT DON'T THROW ELECTIONS (oops, sorry said that already)

4.
BASED ON OUR REALITY, LIES, SPIN AND DEMAGOUGERY, The most obvious negative impacts of a Democrat majority in Congress have been felt on the national security front. Of the issues listed below, which is most important to you?
Allowing the "MILITARY DEPLETION" strategy time to work
Renewing President Bush's AMERICAN surveillance program
Implementing real border security TO KEEP OUT THE BROWN PEOPLE
Working to halt Iran's nuclear program, SEE ALSO IRAQ'S NUKULAR PROGRAM

5.
From conversations with friends, neighbors, and family who are interested in the issues listed below, which do you believe is most important to the greatest number of voters?
Allowing the "MILITARY DEPELTION" strategy time to work
Renewing President Bush's AMERICAN surveillance program
Implementing real border security TO KEEP OUT THE BROWN PEOPLE
Working to halt Iran's nuclear program THROUGH CHERRY PICKED INTELLIGENCE, LIES AND DECEPTIONS (SEE ALSO IRAQ)

6.
President Bush has shown great resolve in his determination to DEstabilize Iraq and deny terrorists seeking to harm the U.S. a safe haven, THAT IS UNTIL HE LET THEM INTO IRAQ. Do you feel the Republicans in Congress have stood strong with President Bush on Iraq?
Yes, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE GOING DOWN
Room for Improvement
No, THEY'RE GOING DOWN ANYWAY, THE BRAND IS RUINED.

7.
Which issue would you like to see the Republican presidential nominee John McCain pursue most aggressively on your behalf?
Cutting spending BY DOING A 180 FROM BUSH
Continuing the "MILITARY DEPLETION" strategy and the War on IRAQ
Making President Bush's tax cuts FOR THE RICH permanent
Nominating conservative ACTIVIST judges WHO THROW ELECTIONS FASTER THAN THEY THROW OUT THE CONSTITUTION
Securing our borders FROM BROWN PEOPLE

8.
Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush's greatest achievement?
Historic tax cuts FOR THE RICH
Prosecuting the War on THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
Medicare prescription drug plan FOR BIG PHARMA
Supreme Court CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito

Survey needed a little tweeking for accuracy.

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Hell, it all it needs is new questions.

Ron's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 28:

Yo, Ron, I hear ya. The only reason they called a secret session is to go over the blackmail items the Repigs have on the Dems so the Dems can cave on telecom immunity.

None of which, of course, came from the illegal wiretaps.

Expect telecom immunity within a few days, if not by late Friday afternoon.
His family is friends with the Bush family. We need someone else.
Where is John Hinckley when we need him?

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

That's why my name of choice for Republicans is "Republickers" with emphasis on the last 2 syllables. It works great in response to anyone who uses "Democrat Party" because after you use for the 3rd time they just can't stand it.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Hey, Xoites, how are things in Las Vegas?

Ron's picture

I'll come back later.

Ruthless People's picture

#4 "Democrat Congress".

Ruthless People's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

Hey, Xoites, how are things in Las Vegas?

Tacky and gaudy. Oh, you weren't talking to me. Sorry.

tr's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 28:

Yo, Ron, I hear ya. The only reason they called a secret session is to go over the blackmail items the Repigs have on the Dems so the Dems can cave on telecom immunity.

None of which, of course, came from the illegal wiretaps.

Expect telecom immunity within a few days, if not by late Friday afternoon.

Where is John Hinckley when we need him?

hinckley was a bushco hitman.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 28:

Yo, Ron, I hear ya. The only reason they called a secret session is to go over the blackmail items the Repigs have on the Dems so the Dems can cave on telecom immunity.

None of which, of course, came from the illegal wiretaps.

Expect telecom immunity within a few days, if not by late Friday afternoon.
His family is friends with the Bush family. We need someone else.
Where is John Hinckley when we need him?

"Squeaky " Fromme?

Ruthless People's picture

Oooh, I found another one. #2 "Democrat Senate".

cg's picture

His biggest achievement? Resisting the temptation to invade Luxembourg.

scarlet p.'s picture

Dear Doctor Frist, You recently implied it was possible to contract AIDS through tears and that simply touching another persons genitals could result in pregnancy. Is this true?
Signed, Young and Scared

Dear Young and Scared,
When I said that you could get AIDS from tears what I meant was that getting AIDS could make you cry. Also, you CAN get pregnant from simply touching another person's genitals, providing they're ejaculating and you're touching them with your cervix. I hope this clears things up for you. Remember also that whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Yours Truly, Dr. Bill Frist

from http://www.abstinenceonly.com

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

Hey, Xoites, how are things in Las Vegas?

It is March 13. Winter, where i came from. It was 86 degrees today.

I work as a courier. Today i went to the Hilton to pick up four tickets for somebody so they could see Barry Manilow. They handed me a ticket and the receipt. $397.80. You would have to pay me to see that guy!

Later i went into what i thought was a normal business office. There was a 1,700 gallon aquarium (i asked).

Las Vegas' homeless program is free bus tickets out of town.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Tacky and gaudy. Oh, you weren’t talking to me. Sorry.

"Tacky" and "Gaudy" were 2 'dancers' I met there one time.

fil Hussein oaks's picture

“Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush’s {aka Rupublicanasswipe (one word)} greatest achievement?”
1. Lied about WMD.
2. Unilaterally invaded a sovereign nation without provocation and justification.
3. Lied during State of the Union speech re: Niger Uranium.
4. Responsible for pre-9/11 intelligence failures in White House, CIA, FBI.
5. Allowed 9-11 murderers to remain free while diverting precious military and financial resources to his vanity war in Iraq.
6. Lied about Saddam/bin Laden connection.
7. Turned Iraq into a terrorist breeding ground.
8. Lied about nation-building.
9. Opposed creation of 9-11 Commission and Homeland Security Department.
10. Disrespected and alienated the U.S. from French, German and other key allies.
11. Lied to Americans about the real cost of war.
12. Fostered an environment of torture at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.
13. Lined Halliburton’s pockets in Afghanistan and Iraq with fat no-bid contracts.
14. Under-manned and under-equipped our armed forces in Iraq, resulting in unnecessary death and injuries.
15. Ignored the nuclear build-up in both Iran and N.Korea; marginalized Kim Jong Il.
16. Shunned Kyoto Treaty.
17. Lied about effects of man-made pollutants on the environment to support corporate pals.
18. Lied about the insolvency of Social Security.
19. Gave huge cuts to the wealthiest taxpayers.
20. Lied about true cost of health care bill.
21. Lied about Free Trade stand.
22. Bitterly divided the nation along religious, party and sexual preference lines.
23. Guilty of numerous cronyism appointments of Rupublicanasswiped (Homeland Security, Supreme Court, etc)
24. Rewarded failures of Condi Rice and other Republicanasswipes with key promotions.
25. Dreadful energy policies lead to record gas and oil prices.
26. Responsible for the largest debt in U.S. history.
27. Colossal failure of preparedness, rescue and relief during Hurricane Katrina.
28. Fostered a culture of corruption among GOP Republicanasswipes.
29. Allowed Donald Rumsfeld to keep job despite utter failure in Iraq.
30. Presided over the U.S.’s lowest popularity throughout the world.
31. Saw No Child Left Behind fail.
32. Lied last week about Iraqi troop strength during Saturday radio address. Directly contradicted by testimony given earlier in the week by Gen. Abizaid.
33. Colossal failure of preparedness for the transition of Medicare Part D.
34. Allegations of fraud surrounding the 2000 and 2004 elections.
35. Not elected by a majority of the popular vote in 2000.
36. Annoyed and pissed off just about every thinking American except Republicanasswipes for the last 86 months - the motherf'r!

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

The people in Vegas are nice but the planes fly in sometimes at a rate of 2 per minute. It is the ultimate Capitalist Fantasy. Get rich quick and it is the entire economy. That and real estate.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Xoites,

Yeah, it's sometimes tough to adjust to circumstances surrounding one's choice to follow one's heart. My humble advice is to visit the vast natural wonders that are somewhat nearby, i.e. Red Rock State Park (I think that's what it's called) and Death Valley National Park. Nevada has some wonderful natural resources.

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Here is a partial and growing list of George Bush's accomplishments.

Ruthless People's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 48:

Tacky and gaudy. Oh, you weren’t talking to me. Sorry.

"Tacky" and "Gaudy" were 2 'dancers' I met there one time.

Spitzer paid for one and you married the other?

Radically Moderate's picture

#8 his "greatest" achievment?
Leaving office without his hands and feet shackled.

Billy Bob's picture

I tried to take the test, but they didn't have an answer "Cowered in fear during 9/11".

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 51:

Xoites,

Yeah, it's sometimes tough to adjust to circumstances surrounding one's choice to follow one's heart. My humble advice is to visit the vast natural wonders that are somewhat nearby, i.e. Red Rock State Park (I think that's what it's called) and Death Valley National Park. Nevada has some wonderful natural resources.

I have been to Red Rock.

I like Vegas.

Listen, i spent 8 years of my life in DC. If i can survive the hypocrocy there i can live on rocks in Death Valley.

Lake Mead, by the way is almost gone.

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Ron @ 23:

Hi 2b. Hey did everyone forget about the closed hearing on FISA? They had to be sworn to secrecy. Is that what we can expect from our congress? Don’t we have enough secrecy from this adminstration? Don’t they have a much more important oath to uphold?

You guys left me hanging on the last thread. You can't get rid of me that easily.

Sorry Ron, been busy fillin out the survey, editing the letter and forwarding them to Rush and The Dick. Best I could do in a hurry:

Today, I ask that you complete this propaganda 2008 Repiglitheocontard pandering Survey. I intend to share the results with the few not as yet indicted members of the Republican obstructionists in the Congress and the corrupt or easily corruptible candidates VOLPAC athletically supports in the months ahead. There is much teabagging yet to be done.

Our team has tried to make this survey for eunichs. From the answers we invent we will send a reacharound survey to you with 5-6 more detailed perversions of the truth.

Please take a moment now to complete this survey. Your personal information will be kept confidential unless you piss us off, and your answers aggravated with other Contards and forwarded and tossed like a monkey throwing his shit onto key Repedophiles. I will share the results with you a week from today when I get the test results back from the free clinic.

;-}

sassafra's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 47:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

Hey, Xoites, how are things in Las Vegas?

It is March 13. Winter, where i came from. It was 86 degrees today.

I work as a courier. Today i went to the Hilton to pick up four tickets for somebody so they could see Barry Manilow. They handed me a ticket and the receipt. $397.80. You would have to pay me to see that guy!

Later i went into what i thought was a normal business office. There was a 1,700 gallon aquarium (i asked).

Las Vegas' homeless program is free bus tickets out of town.

back in the mid 70's barry manilow actually was quite good. of course he wasn't a headliner back then tho' he was the piano player for a certain red headed nutcase who used to play the "bathhouse" and alternative circuit in new york city. very very hot act and underground draw that made it big, bette midler.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Re: Lake Mead. Seems Edward Abbey was prescient. Ever read " The Monkey Wrench Gang?"

Trittydi's picture

The Re-PIG-lic's world is a scary place. That bunch have their heads so far up their arses that there's no hope for them.
*

Roket's picture

The Bush regimes attempt to squelch the Pentagon Report, which shows there was no link between Hussein and Al Qaeda, has failed.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/rapidreport/2008/03/report-shows-no.html

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

sassafra @ 58:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 47:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

Hey, Xoites, how are things in Las Vegas?

It is March 13. Winter, where i came from. It was 86 degrees today.

I work as a courier. Today i went to the Hilton to pick up four tickets for somebody so they could see Barry Manilow. They handed me a ticket and the receipt. $397.80. You would have to pay me to see that guy!

Later i went into what i thought was a normal business office. There was a 1,700 gallon aquarium (i asked).

Las Vegas' homeless program is free bus tickets out of town.

back in the mid 70's barry manilow actually was quite good. of course he wasn't a headliner back then tho' he was the piano player for a certain red headed nutcase who used to play the "bathhouse" and alternative circuit in new york city. very very hot act and underground draw that made it big, bette midler.

Ahh, connected.

I have real problems with his Coke commercials and his ego and my total disinterest and unconnectedness to anything he has written that is popular.

L.A. Confidential's picture

America is going broke and the rest of the world knows it.

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

Didn't Bette Midler just replace Celine Dion in one of the casino acts? Always liked her bawdy act....

Has she "gone Hollywood?"

David N's picture

comsympinko @ 12:

I tried to answer the loaded questions.

As a responsible physician, I couldn't.

Bill Frist is the most fucked up public figure in the history of the US.

Only a delusional GOP machine cog could possibly abandon everything they ever learned in medicine to play the part of cardiologist diagnosing neurological disorders by video.

This man should have no license to practice legitimate medicine, retail sales or gas pumping.

Or pimping. Or crack dealing.

Fucking savage.

Tidbit
I used to work for a heart Surgeon who told me he was the one who invented the chest spreaders for open heart surgery , 30 years later I meant another heart surgeon who confirmed this .

Proud2bHumble's picture

StirFry @ 31:

EliteLemming @ 22:

Guns in bars, whooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Let's face it. Rednecks, guns, and alcohol just don't mix."

Unless you lock em in and open the taps till they run out of ammo. That makes a fine mixer....

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 59:

Re: Lake Mead. Seems Edward Abbey was prescient. Ever read " The Monkey Wrench Gang?"

No, i never even heard of it.

When i went to see it i was thinking i might see some trees. Nope, nothing but a pond in the middle of the desert.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 37:

That's why my name of choice for Republicans is "Republickers" with emphasis on the last 2 syllables. It works great in response to anyone who uses "Democrat Party" because after you use for the 3rd time they just can't stand it.

That shit is funny - and true. They can ladle it out, but when ya shovel it back at 'em they lose their little fuckin minds, lol.

;-}

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Hey site monitors - is anybody else having the problem of not having the "quote this comment" tab and the choices of bold, italic, etc. appear on the screen or is it just me?

[It's anyone using IE7. I suggest Firefox-Sitemonitor]

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Proud2bHumble @ 68:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 37:

That's why my name of choice for Republicans is "Republickers" with emphasis on the last 2 syllables. It works great in response to anyone who uses "Democrat Party" because after you use for the 3rd time they just can't stand it.

That shit is funny - and true. They can ladle it out, but when ya shovel it back at 'em they lose their little fuckin minds, lol.

;-}

Oh, Geeze!

You just gave me the idea that would save our country!

A magnifying glass drive for the Republicans!

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 47:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 38:

Hey, Xoites, how are things in Las Vegas?

It is March 13. Winter, where i came from. It was 86 degrees today.

I work as a courier. Today i went to the Hilton to pick up four tickets for somebody so they could see Barry Manilow. They handed me a ticket and the receipt. $397.80. You would have to pay me to see that guy!

Later i went into what i thought was a normal business office. There was a 1,700 gallon aquarium (i asked).

Las Vegas' homeless program is free bus tickets out of town.

I was a pedicab driver and bike messenger in Honolulu. I pedaled my ass all over town. Other asses too.

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Proud2bHumble @ 66:

StirFry @ 31:

EliteLemming @ 22:

Guns in bars, whooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Let's face it. Rednecks, guns, and alcohol just don't mix."

Unless you lock em in and open the taps till they run out of ammo. That makes a fine mixer....

Pass the ammo

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 69:

Hey site monitors - is anybody else having the problem of not having the "quote this comment" tab and the choices of bold, italic, etc. appear on the screen or is it just me?

Usually on Open Thread i have that problem, but not tonight.

Proud2bHumble's picture

Almost all the homeless in Honolulu flew in...

StirFry's picture

I take my hookers to Mt. Charleston right outside of Vegas.

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StirFry @ 75:

I take my hookers to Mt. Charleston right outside of Vegas.

I have a lot to learn, where is Mt. Charelston? The place is surrounded by mountains but i don't know their names.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 1:

"Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush’s greatest achievement?"

A. Not invading Japan.

B. Surviving grade school.

C. Concealing his psychosis.

D. Refraining from masturbating in public.

E. showing he didnt know the history of his own TANG (or any ANG) squadron the 147th who WERE in Vietnam unlike Mr.AWOL

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ferrofluid @ 77:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 1:

"Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush’s greatest achievement?"

A. Not invading Japan.

B. Surviving grade school.

C. Concealing his psychosis.

D. Refraining from masturbating in public.

E. showing he didnt know the history of his own TANG (or any ANG) squadron the 147th who WERE in Vietnam unlike Mr.AWOL

This is obviously another list that needs to grow.

2b?

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"The Monkey Wrench Gang" is a novel about 4 environmental acitvists who plot to blow up the Glen Canyon Dam - an abomination that totally changed the Grand Canyon ecosystem. It's a fun read. But Abbey's other works, such as "Desert Solitaire" and "Down the River" detail the beauty of desert country and the threats to it. While the books are now a few decades old, the spirit of Abbey's feelings are absolutely contemporary. He has a great sense of humor that brings his points home, too. Well worth reading, especially now you're living in hte desert.

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I can't think of one real positive thing Bush has done as President.

Not one.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 79:

"The Monkey Wrench Gang" is a novel about 4 environmental acitvists who plot to blow up the Glen Canyon Dam - an abomination that totally changed the Grand Canyon ecosystem. It's a fun read. But Abbey's other works, such as "Desert Solitaire" and "Down the River" detail the beauty of desert country and the threats to it. While the books are now a few decades old, the spirit of Abbey's feelings are absolutely contemporary. He has a great sense of humor that brings his points home, too. Well worth reading, especially now you're living in hte desert.

I will try to find him and give him a read. I have been neglecting getting to really know this place. I have been too busy learning how to get around.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 78:

ferrofluid @ 77:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 1:

"Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush’s greatest achievement?"

A. Not invading Japan.

B. Surviving grade school.

C. Concealing his psychosis.

D. Refraining from masturbating in public.

E. showing he didnt know the history of his own TANG (or any ANG) squadron the 147th who WERE in Vietnam unlike Mr.AWOL

This is obviously another list that needs to grow.

2b?

If it gets a positive up or down, ok, I'll keep it... ;}

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I was a pedicab driver and bike messenger in Honolulu. I pedaled my ass all over town. Other asses too.

Hmmm... how much did you get for your ass (that you were peddling?)

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 76:

StirFry @ 75:

I take my hookers to Mt. Charleston right outside of Vegas.

I have a lot to learn, where is Mt. Charelston? The place is surrounded by mountains but i don't know their names.

North on 95.
http://www.inetours.com/Las_Vegas/pages/Las_Vegas_Map.html
Watch out for Sasquatch.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 28:

Yo, Ron, I hear ya. The only reason they called a secret session is to go over the blackmail items the Repigs have on the Dems so the Dems can cave on telecom immunity.

None of which, of course, came from the illegal wiretaps.

Expect telecom immunity within a few days, if not by late Friday afternoon.

Where is John Hinckley when we need him?

His brother will prob arranging another dinner date with Neil bush, if McCain attains godhood and ascends to the WH.

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Good, i bet the suggestions will top the McCain list. We know so much more about Georgie Poo.

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George bush said he'd go to afganistan if he were younger and didn't have his current job.
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/latestnews/index.php?id=11090
I read what he said in this article and thought if I was one of the people he was talking about I would be very pissed off.
I thought his comments were extremely insulting to the people who are there.

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F. Surviving numerous unpublicized snack attacks.

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StirFry @ 84:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 76:

StirFry @ 75:

I take my hookers to Mt. Charleston right outside of Vegas.

I have a lot to learn, where is Mt. Charelston? The place is surrounded by mountains but i don't know their names.

North on 95.
http://www.inetours.com/Las_Vegas/pages/Las_Vegas_Map.html
Watch out for Sasquatch.

95 goes to Reno. How far north?

tr's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 80:

I can't think of one real positive thing Bush has done as President.

Not one.

he didn't kill the thanksgiving turkey. at least i don't think he did.

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Proud2bHumble @ 88:

F. Surviving numerous unpublicized snack attacks.

You better convert to numbers, dude. :)

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Jon Stewart is such a swell guy [/snark]. He had Perino on the show tonight. At one point, Perino said [paraphrased] "Sometimes people like Helen Thomas would ask a question that's not based on facts and .....".

Jon sat there and grinned like an idiot without challenging her on the pandering she's been doing on behalf of the tool in chief. All he did was ask her if she was ever told to avoid sensitive topics like Iraq. That's it? That's all you could muster, Jon?

I've been watching that show since back when Kraig Kilborn was the host, but no more. Ever since the Oscars Stewart has gone centrist with righti leanings. I guess when it comes to his pocket he's more than willing to walk all over his so called ideals, whatever is left of them in hope Hollywood would throw him another bone.

My other pet peeve with Jon is the blatant favoritism he shows toward Hillary. Well, I'm not watching his show any more.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 83:

I was a pedicab driver and bike messenger in Honolulu. I pedaled my ass all over town. Other asses too.

Hmmm... how much did you get for your ass (that you were peddling?)

With two asses behind me staring at mine, $40/hr. Emptyin' my sack all over the place was base on how fast I came and how far it went.

:}

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 89:

StirFry @ 84:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 76:

StirFry @ 75:

I have a lot to learn, where is Mt. Charelston? The place is surrounded by mountains but i don't know their names.

North on 95.
http://www.inetours.com/Las_Vegas/pages/Las_Vegas_Map.html
Watch out for Sasquatch.

95 goes to Reno. How far north?

As I remember , about 30 miles from downtown. its a good break from the desert.

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Radically Moderate @ 54:

#8 his "greatest" achievment?
Leaving office without his hands and feet shackled.

theres still time for that. be patient.

McDuff's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution,

Thanks for looking up the Orwell docu on Netflix the other night. I usually rent from Blockbuster, but they don't carry it. Netflix saved me the headache.

Proud2bHumble's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 86:

Good, i bet the suggestions will top the McCain list. We know so much more about Georgie Poo.

I may cut the McLucifer list off at 666 for luck.

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StirFry @ 94:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 89:

StirFry @ 84:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 76:

North on 95.
http://www.inetours.com/Las_Vegas/pages/Las_Vegas_Map.html
Watch out for Sasquatch.

95 goes to Reno. How far north?

As I remember , about 30 miles from downtown. its a good break from the desert.

Thank you i will have to check that out. :)

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 91:

Proud2bHumble @ 88:

F. Surviving numerous unpublicized snack attacks.

You better convert to numbers, dude. :)

Thought of it, but wanted the founding father's ok, lol.

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McDuff @ 96:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution,

Thanks for looking up the Orwell docu on Netflix the other night. I usually rent from Blockbuster, but they don't carry it. Netflix saved me the headache.

You are welcome.

I recommend Netflix, for one thing it saves gas.

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tr @ 90:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 80:

I can't think of one real positive thing Bush has done as President.

Not one.

he didn't kill the thanksgiving turkey. at least i don't think he did.

was that the plastic one he used to hide the MREs the troops ate in Iraq that Thanksgiving?

Proud2bHumble's picture

McDuff @ 92:

Jon Stewart is such a swell guy [/snark]. He had Perino on the show tonight. At one point, Perino said [paraphrased] "Sometimes people like Helen Thomas would ask a question that's not based on facts and .....".

Jon sat there and grinned like an idiot without challenging her on the pandering she's been doing on behalf of the tool in chief. All he did was ask her if she was ever told to avoid sensitive topics like Iraq. That's it? That's all you could muster, Jon?

I've been watching that show since back when Kraig Kilborn was the host, but no more. Ever since the Oscars Stewart has gone centrist with righti leanings. I guess when it comes to his pocket he's more than willing to walk all over his so called ideals, whatever is left of them in hope Hollywood would throw him another bone.

My other pet peeve with Jon is the blatant favoritism he shows toward Hillary. Well, I'm not watching his show any more.

He's generally always softballed the interviews. Might be a ViaCom thing.

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The thing I like about Nevada is its disregard for what is sometimes considered "moral." North of Vegas is a little town named Beatty, and in the 1980s the local Little League team was sponsored by..........the local whorehouse!

God Bless America.

tr's picture

how many americans did mccain kill in vietnam?

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ferrofluid @ 101:

tr @ 90:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 80:

I can't think of one real positive thing Bush has done as President.

Not one.

he didn't kill the thanksgiving turkey. at least i don't think he did.

was that the plastic one he used to hide the MREs the troops ate in Iraq that Thanksgiving?

Shit yeah! That has got to get on the list too, Hugh's List

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

Matt Hussein in Texas's picture

With two asses behind me staring at mine, $40/hr. Emptyin’ my sack all over the place was base on how fast I came and how far it went.

LOL w/ beer spewing out of my nose and onto my keyboard.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 103:

The thing I like about Nevada is its disregard for what is sometimes considered "moral." North of Vegas is a little town named Beatty, and in the 1980s the local Little League team was sponsored by..........the local whorehouse!

God Bless America.

I am afraid to ask.

What was their name?

Proud2bHumble's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

He vacationed a lot.

McDuff's picture

Proud2bHumble @ 102:

McDuff @ 92:

Jon Stewart is such a swell guy [/snark]. He had Perino on the show tonight. At one point, Perino said [paraphrased] "Sometimes people like Helen Thomas would ask a question that's not based on facts and .....".

Jon sat there and grinned like an idiot without challenging her on the pandering she's been doing on behalf of the tool in chief. All he did was ask her if she was ever told to avoid sensitive topics like Iraq. That's it? That's all you could muster, Jon?

I've been watching that show since back when Kraig Kilborn was the host, but no more. Ever since the Oscars Stewart has gone centrist with righti leanings. I guess when it comes to his pocket he's more than willing to walk all over his so called ideals, whatever is left of them in hope Hollywood would throw him another bone.

My other pet peeve with Jon is the blatant favoritism he shows toward Hillary. Well, I'm not watching his show any more.

He's generally always softballed the interviews. Might be a ViaCom thing.

That could also be it. I don't know. If memory serves me right, he used to grill guests who sold us the whole "We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight'em here" shtick, but lately, he's been a disappointment.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 107:

With two asses behind me staring at mine, $40/hr. Emptyin’ my sack all over the place was base on how fast I came and how far it went.

LOL w/ beer spewing out of my nose and onto my keyboard.

Sorry about your keyboard...no charge for the money shot, lol.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

I can't think of anything. He's not even a good tap dancer, but I bet he's great at binge drinking.

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Proud2bHumble @ 109:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

He vacationed a lot.

LOL :)

If he had any ambition at all we would be dead by now.

You have a point.

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No problem xoites.
I used to live in Vegas when i was a kid when the "Silver Slipper" was still around.

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

One year, three months vacation and counting.

Summer is comming. :)

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A positive for Bush?

Er....he awakened many a comatose American to the internal threats of dictatorship?

He proved, without doubt, that ANYONE can be president, no matter how skilled or intelligent they are.

He fucked the country up so bad that any simple success by his successor will be seen as a major improvement.

Whew! That took some thinkin'....

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McDuff @ 110:

Proud2bHumble @ 102:

McDuff @ 92:

Jon Stewart is such a swell guy [/snark]. He had Perino on the show tonight. At one point, Perino said [paraphrased] "Sometimes people like Helen Thomas would ask a question that's not based on facts and .....".

Jon sat there and grinned like an idiot without challenging her on the pandering she's been doing on behalf of the tool in chief. All he did was ask her if she was ever told to avoid sensitive topics like Iraq. That's it? That's all you could muster, Jon?

I've been watching that show since back when Kraig Kilborn was the host, but no more. Ever since the Oscars Stewart has gone centrist with righti leanings. I guess when it comes to his pocket he's more than willing to walk all over his so called ideals, whatever is left of them in hope Hollywood would throw him another bone.

My other pet peeve with Jon is the blatant favoritism he shows toward Hillary. Well, I'm not watching his show any more.

He's generally always softballed the interviews. Might be a ViaCom thing.

That could also be it. I don't know. If memory serves me right, he used to grill guests who sold us the whole "We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight'em here" shtick, but lately, he's been a disappointment.

I hear ya re the interviews, but he still does plenty of damage (the good kind) with the rest of the show to the younger demo that might not otherwise get any info at all re the fucktards runnin this circus.

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StirFry @ 114:

No problem xoites.
I used to live in Vegas when i was a kid when the "Silver Slipper" was still around.

I have no idea when you left but i can assure you the place has changed.

Since Tuesday.

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Well, that's it for me tonight. I'm off to bed. Good night.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 113:

Proud2bHumble @ 109:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

He vacationed a lot.

LOL :)

If he had any ambition at all we would be dead by now.

You have a point.

I usually wear a stovepipe hat so no one'll notice. "Must consume mass quantities!!"

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Onward! McDuff!

Sleep well. :)

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 103:

The thing I like about Nevada is its disregard for what is sometimes considered “moral.” North of Vegas is a little town named Beatty, and in the 1980s the local Little League team was sponsored by……….the local whorehouse!

God Bless America.

I am afraid to ask.

What was their name?

Don't know, but I HOPE it was somthing like the "Beatty Ball-whackers" or the "Beatty Johns."

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Proud2bHumble @ 120:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 113:

Proud2bHumble @ 109:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

He vacationed a lot.

LOL :)

If he had any ambition at all we would be dead by now.

You have a point.

I usually wear a stovepipe hat so no one'll notice. "Must consume mass quantities!!"

Baseball caps always worked for me.

Proud2bHumble's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 115:

One year, three months vacation and counting.

Summer is comming. :)

You are quite the multitasker, but you better get her out of there before your fiance gets home.

;-}

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Later McDuff, sleep well. I promise not to put you on the list. ;}

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Proud2bHumble @ 124:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 115:

One year, three months vacation and counting.

Summer is comming. :)

You are quite the multitasker, but you better get her out of there before your fiance gets home.

;-}

Don't get me in trouble and i may just introduce you to Summer.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 80:

I can't think of one real positive thing Bush has done as President.

Not one.

Sadly, that is his great legacy. And everyone has to pay for it world over...

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Dana Perrenoh ssfricken hot man... She wanss merto dude... i'm goin' o'err thurrr... shit here comes the flo...ugh...orr...

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 122:

Matt Hussein in Texas @ 103:

The thing I like about Nevada is its disregard for what is sometimes considered “moral.” North of Vegas is a little town named Beatty, and in the 1980s the local Little League team was sponsored by……….the local whorehouse!

God Bless America.

I am afraid to ask.

What was their name?

Don't know, but I HOPE it was somthing like the "Beatty Ball-whackers" or the "Beatty Johns."

Beatty Offers?

xoites Hussein defends Constitution's picture

Sex in public. In this case masturbation...

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EliteLemming @ 128:

Dana Perrenoh ssfricken hot man... She wanss merto dude... i'm goin' o'err thurrr... shit here comes the flo...ugh...orr...

Wipe that up, will you please?

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EliteLemming @ 128:

Dana Perrenoh ssfricken hot man... She wanss merto dude... i'm goin' o'err thurrr... shit here comes the flo...ugh...orr...

ssok, ssok, I fell on my gun...

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That is an interesting observation though. The right finds these beautiful articulate automatons to sell their shit.

The poor and uneducated are always at a distinct disadvantage because they are out gunned at all levels.

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 126:

Proud2bHumble @ 124:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 115:

One year, three months vacation and counting.

Summer is comming. :)

You are quite the multitasker, but you better get her out of there before your fiance gets home.

;-}

Don't get me in trouble and i may just introduce you to Summer.

I hear she just goes on and on, endlessly, lookin for the perfect ride. The more board she gets, the longer the ride. I'm waxing on now...I used ta hang ten, now I don't get in at all, so sad and dry, this...lol

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EliteLemming @ 128:

Dana Perrenoh ssfricken hot man... She wanss merto dude... i'm goin' o'err thurrr... shit here comes the flo...ugh...orr...

Uh Oh, yoga break.

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p2b -

The "Beatty Offers?" Now I gotta go pee!!

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Proud2bHumble @ 97:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 86:

Good, i bet the suggestions will top the McCain list. We know so much more about Georgie Poo.

I may cut the McLucifer list off at 666 for luck.

Here , Here !

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Proud2bHumble @ 134:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 126:

Proud2bHumble @ 124:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 115:

You are quite the multitasker, but you better get her out of there before your fiance gets home.

;-}

Don't get me in trouble and i may just introduce you to Summer.

I hear she just goes on and on, endlessly, lookin for the perfect ride. The more board she gets, the longer the ride. I'm waxing on now...I used ta hang ten, now I don't get in at all, so sad and dry, this...lol

Wax?

I think i see your problem.

EliteLemming's picture

oooh look, a nickel!

Proud2bHumble's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 133:

That is an interesting observation though. The right finds these beautiful articulate automatons to sell their shit.

The poor and uneducated are always at a distinct disadvantage because they are out gunned at all levels.

I think its more face and hair with her. Not much in the guns department. Chute, who knows?

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EliteLemming @ 139:

oooh look, a nickel!

Where?

That's mine!

I can prove it.

What is the date?

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xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

I actually can think of one. And only one. He did increase funds to Africa to battle AIDS and other diseases. Of course he also hampered the programs by forcing them to teach abstinence, which is a proven failure. But Bush's increases in aid have had some positive effect. Sure, the effect could easily have been 10x as good but it's clear the bar for success is fairly low.

Of course Bush fans would say that his greatest achievement is giving a hot freedom injection into the fertile valley of the Middle East.

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Matt Hussein in Texas @ 136:

p2b -

The "Beatty Offers?" Now I gotta go pee!!

I'm on a Spring roll. Time to spread my seeds willy nilly, or my willy nilly seeds - I always forget...

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ok , p2b ,
Mclibermann sr.

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When I was growing up in Ocean City, MD, we used "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax" on our surfboards. Didn't insure luck with the ladies, though. (I proved there was such an animal as a "surf geek.")

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David N @ 137:

Proud2bHumble @ 97:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 86:

Good, i bet the suggestions will top the McCain list. We know so much more about Georgie Poo.

I may cut the McLucifer list off at 666 for luck.

Here , Here !

What What!?

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Roark77 Hussein @ 142:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 106:

Seriously, folks, can't anybody come up with one positive thing Bush has done as President? I can't, but nobody can be all bad. Can they?

I actually can think of one. And only one. He did increase funds to Africa to battle AIDS and other diseases. Of course he also hampered the programs by forcing them to teach abstinence, which is a proven failure. But Bush's increases in aid have had some positive effect. Sure, the effect could easily have been 10x as good but it's clear the bar for success is fairly low.

Of course Bush fans would say that his greatest achievement is giving a hot freedom injection into the fertile valley of the Middle East.

There are so many negatives with that, including the fact that as far as i can tell he never followed through with the money he promised. It was a big gesture, but not much of a commitment.

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David N @ 137:

Proud2bHumble @ 97:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 86:

Good, i bet the suggestions will top the McCain list. We know so much more about Georgie Poo.

I may cut the McLucifer list off at 666 for luck.

Here , Here !

Where Where?

Proud2bHumble's picture

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 138:

Proud2bHumble @ 134:

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 126:

Proud2bHumble @ 124:

Don't get me in trouble and i may just introduce you to Summer.

I hear she just goes on and on, endlessly, lookin for the perfect ride. The more board she gets, the longer the ride. I'm waxing on now...I used ta hang ten, now I don't get in at all, so sad and dry, this...lol

Wax?

I think i see your problem.

Dr. Shredder says I'm dehydrated.

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EliteLemming @ 139:

oooh look, a nickel!

Don't bend over! Don't bend over!! Ahhh, sorry dude, but you offered, lol.

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