McCain Offers His Wife Up To Topless Biker Babe Beauty Contest

Oh, you think we're making that up? CNN, my friends: McCain felt so comfortable at the [Sturgis Motorcycle Rally] event that he even volunteered his

Oh, you think we're making that up? CNN, my friends:

McCain felt so comfortable at the [Sturgis Motorcycle Rally] event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

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But hey, "Chip" is a whole lot nicer than that other C-word he called her in 1992. We wish her a little luck, too, on the "Miss Buffalo Chip" part.


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