Bill O'Reilly was hawking his Obama interview everywhere in the world and Colbert had enough. He stole Bill O's microwave oven back in 2007 because it is a historic artifact and he's now auctioning it off.
Colbert: The Superbowl was ten days ago and America was still buzzing over the embarrassingly lopsided victory of Bill O'Reilly over President Obama in the pregame interview. Everybody's talking about it from Bill O on the O'Reilly factor to Bill O'Reilly and anywhere there is a camera.
...These were signed by Bill O'Reilly, everything this man touches is historic. And that's why tonight I'm excited to announce I'm auctioning my historic Bill O'Reilly artifact.
...Historians can debate who came on top, but only one of us came away with the other's microwave oven.
Colbert 1, O'Reilly 0.