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Of course, this form of collective bargaining is a mere formality. Without basic medical care, women get UTIs, yeast infections, and all sorts of fun stuff that will prevent them from having sex. Or so I'm told.

So gents, while those of you who oppose funding for women's healthcare aren't literally cutting off your noses to spite your faces, there are anatomical equivalents that you are welcome to plop into that metaphor. Waytogo, geniuses.

Naturally, none of this is meant to exclude members of the LGBT community from this proposed arrangement. And there are lots of ways to help. And, for anyone who may somehow think this an objectifying premise in service of satirical advocacy, our apologies. But at least we aren't the first.

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pissed off patricia's picture

Might I be the first to say the comments on this post should be interesting especially if the reader doesn't read the tags


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

scytherius's picture

For any woman that voted GOP or didn't get out and vote ... I do NOT feel badly for you. Same with old white people who are going to lose their Social Security and Medicare benefits (or have them reduced) ... sucks to be you.

I do NOT feel badly for ANY of those who voted GOP or failed to vote against this monstrosity.

BigD145's picture

For all the GOP voting women, there's Phyllis Schafly and Dr. Hager. Just a short list. I know there's more.

boycottfaux's picture

It was great, I luved it . .

Women who don't get treated give men diseases also; men might want to remember that fact!

To bad this video won't be seen on the MSM. Very powerful . .

Liberal AND Proud's picture

I'm a big fan of those with vaginas.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

glogrrl's picture

Doctor ! (with a bow to Young Frankenstein).


“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”

what assholes the men (and small amount of women) who want to defund Planned Parenthood are.


"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui

BigD145's picture

They can have all the assholes they want after this. Well, maybe.... I'm not sure how many of them will willingly be bottoms.

JohnnyBravo's picture

It puts those GOP cavemen and cavewome in the spotlight.


NOBODY 2012

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture

I am not saying that people who oppose basic funding for women's healthcare can go fuck themselves, but as far as I'm concerned, they won't have any other option.


statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Exkindergartner's picture

That was beautiful! Just beautiful. Period. :)


"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

Ruffmama's picture

.....period! :D

glogrrl's picture

he said "period".....*giggle*


“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”

Patriot Actor's picture

and with it my hardened support....

mannkovsk1's picture

of the puritanical wrong-wing, women have vaginas for one thing and one thing only, never mind the clitorii...


wem

typebad's picture

I mean stop beating around the...uh...uh


So my choice is between spineless and evil?

dumbstruck's picture

I am.


Lower the retirement age.

Thought I should chime in here that Planned Parenthood also has services that men benefit from, in other ways than providing healthcare for women and their parts, so to speak.

PP also has many services geared toward men's sexual health, a few of which I would think should be of great interest to the limp-dicked GOP freaks trying to defund Planned Parenthood's role in women's healthcare / sexual health...

Men’s Sexual Health Services at Planned Parenthood

Services offered at Planned Parenthood health centers vary by location. Some of the services include

* checkups for reproductive or sexual health problems
* colon cancer screening
* erectile dysfunction services, including education, exams, treatment, and referral
* jock itch exam and treatment
* male infertility screening and referral
* premature ejaculation services, including education, exams, treatment, and referral
* routine physical exams
* testicular cancer screenings
* prostate cancer screenings
* urinary tract infections testing and treatment
* vasectomy

I just had a vasectomy there last week, and it was efficient, painless and post-operative symptom-free!

Planned Parenthood is a vital component of this country...the GOP is not!!

http://bit.ly/h6SAaA

I STAND WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD

On February 18, 2011, the U.S. House of Representatives voted to bar Planned Parenthood health centers from all federal funding for birth control, cancer screenings, HIV testing, and other lifesaving care.

It is the most dangerous legislative assault in our history, and it cannot go unanswered. We — Planned Parenthood and the three million women, men, and teens who are at risk of losing access to basic care — need you to stand united with us now.

Sign our open letter to every single representative in the House who voted for this cruel, unconscionable, unthinkable law, and to every senator who still has a chance to stop it.
AN OPEN LETTER TO CONGRESS

To the members of the House of Representatives who voted for the Pence Amendment to H.R. 1:

How could you?

How could you betray millions of women — and men, and teens — who rely on Planned Parenthood for basic health care?

How could you condemn countless women in this country to undiagnosed cancer, unintended pregnancies, and untreated illnesses?

Your vote was not only against those who seek care at Planned Parenthood health centers, but against every one of us who has ever sought care there, and against every one of us who knows that when we are healthy, when we are in charge of our lives, we thrive.

It was a vote against me.

To every senator who will soon consider this legislation:

I stand with Planned Parenthood to say to you: STOP THIS.

I stand with Planned Parenthood and the hundreds of thousands of people from every walk of life and every corner of this country who join me in signing this letter to tell you that we will fight this bill and we expect you to do the same.

I stand with and for the millions of women, men, and teens who rely on Planned Parenthood, and I expect you to do the same.

To every member of Congress, know that we stand together today against this outrageous assault, and together we will not lose.

MedfordTim's picture

For the last week, every YouTube video I've tried to play has the sound muted and no amount of clicking on the lil' speaker will change it. Here and at YouTube. The other embeds play fine - it's just YouTube stuff.

Anyone have any idea what's going on? Or how I can fix it?

Funk-E-Skunk's picture

assuming you're using Windows;
*try deleting your cookies/LSO's... path similar to c:/users/appdata/roaming/macromedia/
*Re-Open Browser.

If that doesn't work, you could try to re-intall the latest version of Flash (Macromedia)

If you're using IE, you should think about switching to Firefox or another browser. Much more stable and secure. Add-ons like Better Privacy can help to wipe up pesky Super-Cookies.

Funk-E-Skunk's picture

Most (R) Reps have a secret affinity "For Those With Kochs."

"The Hardest on Gays get the Hardest from Gays."

Artist formerly known as gempei's picture

...the trouble is, they do, and they keep breeding.

BigD145's picture

of vagina

and breasts

with a side of cleanliness

JohnnyBravo's picture

The heartless and braindead men who don't support a woman's personal rights already have their male hookers to fuck them.


NOBODY 2012

calgarylady's picture

Way to go, ladies!

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