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Landslide winner of the "vote for your favorite Carrie Prejean LOLcat" balloting at my tiny blog. Open thread below...

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Executive Producer of The Professional Left Podcast. On staff at Crooks and Liars since 2007. Master's degree from Harvard. Happy wife of Driftglass. Mother of three geniuses. Obsessive knitter. Blogs at http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com. .
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jamzz94549's picture

I've heard that she has like 7-8 more sex tapes floating around out there??? Wouldn't watch them myself...might lose my sight looking at that horrid biatch!

MsJoanne's picture

Radar Onlne says 8 solo sex tapes and 30 naked pics (full kitty shots, in some). Meow!

Hypocritical bitch!

miss_kitty's picture

Ahem...

MsJoanne's picture
Uhm

Whoopsie?! :-)

dadams's picture

we should give her a hand or two,
but then she is already handy
in the self-help area.
maybe she could klap for us..........

Mr. Green Jeans's picture

"I like it rough"


"Let's talk dirty to the animals"

Geazer's picture

Is that the name of her tape?


"Trust no one, Mr. Mulder." - Well-Manicured Man

miss_kitty's picture

no happy ending

:(

Andy K's picture

...Doggy Style, but Snoop's people threatened legal action. To the schnizzle, and all that.

miss_kitty's picture

I assumed she only did it in the missionary position.

Mugsy's picture

"I'm Still Standing". Hit song by famed gay singer Elton John.

I'm sure THAT is what she had in mind.


* There are two types of Republicans: millionaires and suckers.
"Mugsy's Rap Sheet": Recording history for those who seek to rewrite it.

Mean, bigoted, self righteous, boring and dumb. Carrie, please keep your clothes on...and STFU.

constituent's picture

prejean..... is another creep hoping to be hated in order to be loved.

...placing Sara Palin as the GOP's main hope for 2012. It was hilarious. I think the poor man does everything he can to piss off that Hotel Housekeeping Magazine cover girl wife of his Mary Matalin before bedtime to prevent from having to do her.

ron's picture

Prejean for vice.

Tax the Rich's picture

Palin/Prejean 2012! Four tits, no brains!


Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.

MsJoanne's picture

Would the slogan be PP in the GOP?

fastfeat's picture

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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

JohnnyBravo's picture

Still Stupid. Seriously, who could take her seriously...

Oh yeah.


NOBODY 2012

dadams's picture

guess she won't be doing any tv ads for
home depot or lowe's hand tools.........

constituent's picture

Published: Friday, 13 Nov 2009 | 6:16 AM ET Text Size
By: CNBC.com
The oil market is well supplied, with inventories at record levels globally, and the market continues "to be a bit soft," but prices are getting a big boost from the dollar's fall, Exxon Mobil CEO and Chairman Rex Tillerson told CNBC Friday.

"Inventory levels are at historic highs levels — especially in the U.S.," Tillerson said. But "a foreign exchange effect" is keeping prices higher, despite the amount of oil available
"If you put the price of oil, which is priced in dollars around the world, and if you look at what some of the currency effects are with the weak dollar — in our view that is contributing about $20-25 a barrel to the price," he said.

The weakness in the dollar is one of the key reasons for this year's move higher in commodities, analysts told Reuters. The greenback's weakness makes dollar-priced commodities like oil and gold more attractive as a physical hedge for investors, analysts said.

Analysts told CNBC higher oil prices and a weaker dollar could affect the global economy's fragile recovery.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/33905331

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture

Daniel Yergin is one of the analysts, at Reuters here

My take is that he is largely a captured party.

---

More credible reporting can be found from the Guardian UK

Key oil figures were distorted by US pressure, says whistleblower

Terry Macalister 11/09/09 here

Energy security body calls for 'urgent' review of impact of oil shortages

Terry Macalister 11/15/09 here

Colin Campbell is a highly regarded and credible authority on petroleum depletion. His response to the Guardian UK pieces can be found here

Essentially, the IEA and the EIA have engaged in less than fully transparent reporting.


statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Floridiot's picture

another spec bubble, or a run on euros? There is always a motive for pieces like these. The billionaires love it.

researcher's picture

the woman has a perfect physical body

but then the intellect thing

whoops

hard to have it all in this life very hard

no pun intended

miss_kitty's picture

Didn't you hear? The tits are fake. The Donald bought them. Sorry to bust your bubble.

Amitola's picture

last I knew, the Brain is part of the Body.


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

mikerush's picture

courtesy of DuPont.

rocketgeek's picture

It's all aftermarket -- kinda like a beater Honda with a giant wing on the back and a bunch of decals.

odanny's picture

Yea, Yea, Yea! How appropriate her delusional fantasy of persecution is summed up in a book title by one of the worlds greatest gay musicians


Radix Omnium Malorum Avaritia

Tequila's picture

In honor of our current "with friends like these" times, some political strips from Dan Wasserman and Tom Tomorrow. More traditionally homophobic organizations get sued for sexual abuse of children. China learns how to FOX News Obama's speech about political net neutrality.
It also learns how to tea-bag townhall meetings. Dunno who Ken Ober was, but R.I.P.. Americans continue to be selfish entitled assholes about health care reform. Forty-nine million Americans go hungry. Global warming helps predatory jelly fish kill our catches. So far, thirty detainees have had their cases thrown out of court for lack of evidence. Oh, and the Brits might have raped a few, too. Speaking of the Brits, they and the Aussies liked to ship poor children to work in colonies. Obama tells Myanmar to free Suu Kyi. L.A.'s City Council rejects a ban on medical marijuana. Don't have sex here, though, unless you want the clap and syphilis. What a surprise. We overpaid on bailing out AIG.

Bull O'Really on the Constitutional requirements of trial by jury:

"I don't care about the Constitution."

~~~

Ann Coultergeist on why we should not legalize marijuana:

"You can drink alcohol without getting drunk, but you don't let that genie out of the bottle. I mean, there are a lot of problems with alcohol, so you don't want two of them [escaped genies]. Moreover . . . everybody I know who needs pot because they're going through chemo or whatever, or they just like it, have no trouble getting it, and don't get busted."

~~~

WORST CAMPAIGN WEBSITE EVER!

~~~

Washington Times editor, Wesley Pruden, on Obama:

"[He has] no natural instinct or blood impulse for what . . . America [ ] is about. He was sired by a Kenyan father, born to a mother attracted to men of the Third World and reared by grandparents in Hawaii, a paradise far from the American mainstream."

~~~

Rash Limbo on Going Rogue:

"Truly one of the most substantive policy books I've read."


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

He READS? There must be a lot of pictures in Palin's book

Karen's picture
And

Heh, and even if there are, it probably is one of the most substantive policy books he's ever read.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

miss_kitty's picture

we know he's not a liar...

:P

Tequila's picture

Man, you know you're a shitty debater when you can't win against Cheech and Chong!

Karen's picture

Seriously, her argument is that we should not legalize marijuana because it's easy enough already to evade the law? And her proof is that Cheech and Chong didn't get caught? Right after a segment that discussed Chong's conviction for marijuana use?

It's such spectacular stupidity all the way around.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

miss_kitty's picture

bongs. 3 years for glassware.

And then there's this guy, who surrendered to US officials. Heinous, and a true waste of money.

Karen's picture

Oh, the Emery case is just sickening. Especially since the U.S. government arrested him on Canadian soil.

Recreational drug use should not be a crime. It is a consensual act that, on its own, does not affect the rights non-consenting other people. It's that friggen' simple, but our insane response to the demand for drugs has been to exacerbate the problem, make it dangerous for everyone, ruin lives and whittle away at Constitutional protections. There should be a drug to cure that kind of self-destructive stupidity.

Oh, and, yeah, I guess I should have said that Chong was convicted for marijuana-related activity. :)


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

miss_kitty's picture
Hey

people could have been using those bongs to mellow the harsh of their tobacco...I think the DOJ's conclusions were cheeky, to say the least... :)

Tequila's picture

Old and posted before, but Newsweek explains why the legalization of marijuana and gay marriage are inevitable.

surfjac's picture

nuff said.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

ron's picture

Pus Phlemball.

Amitola's picture

that should be Phlegmball.


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

fastfeat's picture

"America is a Great Nation, due to our Diversity; but ONLY WHEN, This Diversity is VOLUNTARY."

-Delete first comma, change semicolon to comma, delete last comma.

-What's up with the Rather ODD use Of capitals?

-If "diversity IS voluntary", is there really then a need to build that wall along the Mexican border? I mean, they Mexicans will likely go home when their "diversity" has been implanted in many states, right?
________

"...more better jobs..."??

-Hey fuckwit, looks like you might want to invest in "more, better schools" as well...
________

If the focus of your 'anti-crime' plan is to chiefly to "end inmate privileges" and "death penalty appeal limits," go with that. 'Cause any criminal knows that they weigh even potentially shittier jail conditions before holding up that liquor store...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

gonf's picture

Needs to be fired, just like Dobbs.


Is it the 21st century yet?

sixandseveneights's picture

Senator Dobbs?

My favorite question. Bill O: "Is Obama the devil?" Is Bill O a falafel abusing asshat?....oh, wait. Nevermind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnIhOx2sV4k&fe...

sixandseveneights's picture

Miss Teen South Carolina has more on the ball than this chick.

miss_kitty's picture

My dog has more on the ball than this chick, and she hates balls.

ron's picture

She has to lick someone else's.

miss_kitty's picture

and I was referring to tennis balls. They bore her silly. and if I had a guy dog, he wouldn't have balls to lick. Keeping an animal intact is super uncool, ron...

;)

ron's picture

You have to have some sympathy for the guy dog.

miss_kitty's picture

"Life's a 12 pound black yapping--SHUT UP!!!--bitch"

ron's picture

OL

sixandseveneights's picture

"Still Standing"

Yea, If you prop the bed up perpendicular to the floor she's still standing.

baby jesus's picture

baby jesus loves Carrie

baby jesus loves the train wreck of conservatism

miss_kitty's picture

we miss your gentle countenance. It's been ages. where the hell have you been?

baby jesus's picture

baby jesus has been very busy ignoring humanity, especially those without health care

but baby jesus is always watching

Tequila's picture

And they took her child away.

bibimimi's picture

Miss Tranny California makes good.

Karen's picture

Trans bigotry, empirically wrong, unfunny.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

ron's picture

now selling at $4.99 a copy. Goin Maverick was already taken.

fastfeat's picture

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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

It was a typo

Supposed to be

Goin Rouge.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

fastfeat's picture

HE though Palin would run/is qualified to be President.

Fill in with your own joke...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

StellaMartin's picture
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Karen's picture

Seriously, does it pay well to sit up at night, register on C&L, and post commercial advertisements?


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

fastfeat's picture

That their mommies cook for them in the morning after being freed from the basement.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Tequila's picture

Obama says a revised economic approach will help increase U.S. exports and create jobs while helping bring about higher living standards in China.

More here.

darkjedi's picture

Baby yo, hey! May I call you? My name is Ja

Karen's picture

Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

called:

Catastrophe: The NEW American Life. Thanks GWB!


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture

Where is there a Palin-free zone?

From Joan Walsh here to the style de rigueur piece from Celebrity Fitness and Health Examiner On the Newsweek cover here


statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Amitola's picture

Miss Sarah and Dickie Morris....now, that's quite a pairing! Let the toe-sucking begin!


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

Tommy T's picture

I'm fond of my Alan Shore-styled imagining of the meeting where the lawyer for the pageant drops the bomb:

http://www.first-draft.com/2009/11/today-on-t...

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Doesn't this silly pudendum realize beauty pageant winners are a dime a dozen?

At one time it meant something you were born with, hardly an achievement, and now it's the art of manucfacture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiFfUnimUH4


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

surfjac's picture

..one of w's goals in Afghanistan must have been the guarantee of the largest Opium crop ever and now we get to pay the price:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/29/eve...
Teen Heroin Use - and Deaths - On the Rise
Heroin Is Cheaper than Ever and Pure Enough to Snort, Spurring Tragedies Like the Death of Honor Student Natalie Ciappa

Speaking of w, isn't it time he be charged with War Crimes?
You know, there's a lot of jokes about the w liberry including no pretzels in the snack cart. Maybe they should plant some poppies in the window boxes. Just a thought!


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

Floridiot's picture

rules for corporations over people again

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/16/scotus.re...

rocketgeek's picture

That's a pretty thin case to hang that statement on... refusing to cancel a trademark in continuous use for 76 years is in no sense an outrageous or activist decision, even if the trademark in question is offensive.

My take is that it was a well-rehearsed set-up gone horribly wrong. First of all, why Larry King? Everything about Prejean shouts Fox. And the word "inappropriate"? Even Larry was dumbfounded by that one. It made no sense.

I think Carrie was preped to voice that particular objection at some point when King said something - anything - that could be spun as sexual. They were, after all, addressing sex tapes and nude photos. I can visualize her handler off stage communicating with her overlord via headset. Carrie pulled out the magic word at the first question she didn't want to answer. She followed through with the rehearsed removal of her mic, and then waited obediently for her handler to give her the hand signal to leave the set. Hand signal didn't come, because handler was busy arguing with overlord (WTF just happened? You didn't get what we wanted!!!), so Carrie sat there with her glazed look and fake smile . . . not understanding her mistake and waiting for her doggie treat.

They probably had the Faux News stories all written, planning the airing of the clips over and over, ad nauseum. The focus leaves Carrie's (several) sex tapes and lands squarely on the backs of "dirty old man" Larry King and (by association) the Librul Media . . . leaving Prejean the victimized innocent young thing and allowing the Becks, Hannity's, Limbaugh's and O'Reilly's to come to her rescue. Mission accomplished.

Fail.

fastfeat's picture

Exactly my thoughts when I first saw her reaction. It wasn't to argue with or object to King. Rather, the whole incident looked like a choreographed pageant move.

Personally, I don't give a f*ck about this twit. I'd rather do it with a $20 hooker than put in the extra strokes and time it would take to do the same fantasizing about Prejean. And no cleaning of the sink required either...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

fitley's picture

I know Andy Warhol is dead but couldn't you have picked a picture where he didn't look dead? That's creepy.

nickjacket's picture

all grillwork
no engine

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