That Palin Turkey Guy Loves Photo-Ops
By Bob Cesca Wednesday Nov 26, 2008 4:56pmI was looking at that awful video of Sarah Palin babbling cluelessly while that turkey geeker lops off bloody heads in the background, and I realized... I've seen that guy before. So I looked through my photo archives and sure enough, he's ruined several other Republican photo-ops:






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Alaskan Where's Waldo?
The only library book sarah doesn't want to ban.
Hilarious.
No WONDER the Secret Service has now deemed the White House visitor logs top secret. It had nothing to do with that jackass Abrahmoff. It was to conceal the identity of George Bush's top foreign policy advisor.
Or any of those midnight visits.
Next Monday **Palin Watch** moves to Georgia - the State.
AP: Palin to stump with Sen. Saxby Chambliss
rethugs tasered themselves when they heard Palin was on her way?
Reminds me of the Snidely Whiplash cartoon character. You gotta know a guy who drains turkeys all day has a warped sense of humor. Awesome. Thank you Mr. Turkey-drainer.
Now that turkey killing guy is gonna get his own book deal like Joe the Plumber and Sarah the Shithead.
I'm never in the right place doing the wrong job.
This guy is no Joe the Plummer or Sarah Shithead. Like it or not he had a job to do and he was doing it. He had enough sense to wonder if he should stop but since the Governor didn't mind why should have he? He probably needed to get a certain amount of turkeys dead and thats what he did. Joe the Plumber, indeed. The turkey killer wasn't seeking the lime light, it found him.
At least he's been able to keep his foot out of his mouth, unlike JTP.
This post is certified LOL-worthy.
The one with the pope made me laugh out loud. It will make a swell hannukah card.
Your post made it lolx2 :D
I loled!
for the laughs....
I heard that Palin did know the turkey guy was behind her and then they denied it.
He once met somebody, whose second cousin twice removed, ate in the same Le MacDonalds as President Nicolas Sarkozy.
Oh man, I laughed so hard. Classic!
Bravo! I needed that.
Very nicely done. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Hehe
Hardest I've laughed in ages...well done Bahahahahaa!
I love that guy.
Imagine a room crammed with the stupid end of the GOP waiting to hear Moose Girl speak. Hecklers chant "gobble, gobble, gobble" when she rises to the podium ..... hilarity ensues.
You know this day will come.
If only the little girl in front was pointing... that would be precious. ;-)
Is it just me or does he look like a pervert?
What do you expect from a turkey killer? A college degree and an Armani suit while he does his job? He's a working man and I get a little tired of the crappy comments about people who do this kind of work. I've done crappy jobs in my lifetime and that doesn't make me a perverted...just poor. Not anymore thank goodness. Still I have a lot of sympathy for people who end up with the shit end because I know how tough it is to break away. Can you imagine this guys' resume...turkey neck breaker. That would be real impressive for a good clean job. Wonder if Mike Rowe is going to check this guy out for his 'Dirty Jobs' show.
Okay, the photos are defintely funny. But why bust on the working class guy whose just trying to make a buck doing a shitty job that ALL of you are gonna take advantage of? How many of you Bougie A#*@holes, that think it's so funny to ridicule this guy, are eating Tofurkey this year?
I am.
LMAO - I just peed a little.
Mmm...making me hungry...
Is the pope checking out pickle's gams?
This kind of humor is so basic, yet sooooo funny. About the guys job though, it always fascinates me that people are shocked to see how animals are slaughtered. It is a very smelly, nasty job to get any poultry from the farm to your table. And don't even think about what is involved with slaughtering something like a hog or cow! If you were there through the whole process from farm to store freezer, you would be glad there are people out there that aren't to squimish to do the job :)
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