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That Palin Turkey Guy Loves Photo-Ops

I was looking at that awful video of Sarah Palin babbling cluelessly while that turkey geeker lops off bloody heads in the background, and I realized... I've seen that guy before. So I looked through my photo archives and sure enough, he's ruined several other Republican photo-ops:

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ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Alaskan Where's Waldo?

The only library book sarah doesn't want to ban.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Nikola's picture
LOL

Hilarious.

Pericles's picture

No WONDER the Secret Service has now deemed the White House visitor logs top secret. It had nothing to do with that jackass Abrahmoff. It was to conceal the identity of George Bush's top foreign policy advisor.

Ferrofluid's picture

Or any of those midnight visits.

MountainMan23's picture

Next Monday **Palin Watch** moves to Georgia - the State.

AP: Palin to stump with Sen. Saxby Chambliss

ATLANTA - Georgia Sen. Saxby Chambliss is calling in a closer: Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will join him for four rallies across the state [Augusta, Savannah, Perry and Atlanta] on the eve of his hotly contested Dec. 2 runoff.

It will mark her return to the campaign trail after her bid as John McCain's vice presidential candidate and a chance to show off some political muscle in a state that backed her GOP ticket with 52 percent of the vote. ..

The Palin announcement electrified state Republicans in the closing days of the race.


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

HelenWheels's picture

rethugs tasered themselves when they heard Palin was on her way?

Atomic-Bass-Banger's picture

Reminds me of the Snidely Whiplash cartoon character. You gotta know a guy who drains turkeys all day has a warped sense of humor. Awesome. Thank you Mr. Turkey-drainer.

jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s's picture

Now that turkey killing guy is gonna get his own book deal like Joe the Plumber and Sarah the Shithead.

I'm never in the right place doing the wrong job.

Bobbie's picture

This guy is no Joe the Plummer or Sarah Shithead. Like it or not he had a job to do and he was doing it. He had enough sense to wonder if he should stop but since the Governor didn't mind why should have he? He probably needed to get a certain amount of turkeys dead and thats what he did. Joe the Plumber, indeed. The turkey killer wasn't seeking the lime light, it found him.

Beltman713's picture

At least he's been able to keep his foot out of his mouth, unlike JTP.

IvanRott's picture
LOL

This post is certified LOL-worthy.

raker's picture

The one with the pope made me laugh out loud. It will make a swell hannukah card.

Margeaggedon's picture
HA!

Your post made it lolx2 :D

Margeaggedon's picture

I loled!

John Amato's picture

for the laughs....
I heard that Palin did know the turkey guy was behind her and then they denied it.

Ferrofluid's picture

He once met somebody, whose second cousin twice removed, ate in the same Le MacDonalds as President Nicolas Sarkozy.

phantom's picture

Oh man, I laughed so hard. Classic!

abarts's picture

Bravo! I needed that.

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Very nicely done. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Hehe

cupid1d's picture

Hardest I've laughed in ages...well done Bahahahahaa!

waterboarding for jesus's picture

I love that guy.
Imagine a room crammed with the stupid end of the GOP waiting to hear Moose Girl speak. Hecklers chant "gobble, gobble, gobble" when she rises to the podium ..... hilarity ensues.
You know this day will come.

Mike.K.'s picture

If only the little girl in front was pointing... that would be precious. ;-)

Soapbubble's picture

Is it just me or does he look like a pervert?

Bobbie's picture

What do you expect from a turkey killer? A college degree and an Armani suit while he does his job? He's a working man and I get a little tired of the crappy comments about people who do this kind of work. I've done crappy jobs in my lifetime and that doesn't make me a perverted...just poor. Not anymore thank goodness. Still I have a lot of sympathy for people who end up with the shit end because I know how tough it is to break away. Can you imagine this guys' resume...turkey neck breaker. That would be real impressive for a good clean job. Wonder if Mike Rowe is going to check this guy out for his 'Dirty Jobs' show.

tracypurr's picture

Okay, the photos are defintely funny. But why bust on the working class guy whose just trying to make a buck doing a shitty job that ALL of you are gonna take advantage of? How many of you Bougie A#*@holes, that think it's so funny to ridicule this guy, are eating Tofurkey this year?

centaur's picture

I am.

jazzpotato's picture

LMAO - I just peed a little.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Mmm...making me hungry...

Is the pope checking out pickle's gams?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

CabComb's picture

This kind of humor is so basic, yet sooooo funny. About the guys job though, it always fascinates me that people are shocked to see how animals are slaughtered. It is a very smelly, nasty job to get any poultry from the farm to your table. And don't even think about what is involved with slaughtering something like a hog or cow! If you were there through the whole process from farm to store freezer, you would be glad there are people out there that aren't to squimish to do the job :)

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