The Turkeys of Thanksgiving Future: What would a President Palin turkey pardon look like?
By David Neiwert Thursday Nov 26, 2009 8:00amYou can view this video right here by getting the latest version of Flash Player!
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Watching President Obama make the traditional Thanksgiving Day turkey pardon today, I couldn't help thinking ... what if?
What if the wingnuts' wildest fantasies come true, and they ride back into the White House on the wave of right-wing populism now sweeping them? What would this day look like then?
And then I realized, of course, that we already had the answer.
So I made a little mashup fantasy of the view from Planet Wingnuttia. Enjoy. And Happy Thanksgiving.
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there will be no pardon. sara likes the death penalty for animals, especially when delivered from a helicopter via scoped, high-powered rifle.
http://static.open.salon.com/files/bush_turke...
for Southern Pacific RR back in the '70s there was one hoghead (engineer) they called Gobbler. The reason was that he was gay. Very fitting YS.
Got his phone number?
;)
Nearly snarfed my keyboard!
Um . . . area code and 8675309?
lol
and many miles away.
So how do they feel about our Thanksgiving holiday and customs in Turkey?
Sarah: I'll get back to you with that . . .
*in my best Daffy Duck voice*
"Just another setup by the M$M to make her look ree-dick-ulous!"
If the wingnuts came into power, this site would have been closed down long ago.
Leave Sarah Palin Alone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi7pYuQU3RE
IF palin and the turkey were in each others place in this vid dump, would we be having this discussion?? No..That's a good thing..end.
The turkey would have made more sense speaking into the camera. . .
... WAS the turkey. Just heard a lot of gobbling, couldn't understand a thing that was being said.
http://controlcongress.com/wp/wp-content/uplo...
I saw part of Palin's "interview" with Hannity last night. It occured to me that she sees Obama's tolerance and inclusion of views other than his own as "palling (sp?) around with terrorists," while she will not associate with anyone who differs from her.
I am thankful for this man we elected. He also pals around with Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, foreign leaders, military leaders and ordinary citizens from all walks of life. He even pals around with the homeless. Are they also terrorists? I am so sick of that word.
After the 8 year nightmare that was George Bush, we are truly blessed to have a smart, level-headed man who appreciates diversity. He is not nearly Liberal enough for my taste, but infinitely better than McCain/Palin. She is a really mean-spirited person.
I remember reading a story about Queen Victoria resting in a lawn chair after touring a garden, having either a spot of tea and lady fingers, or a sour mash and a chew, when a goose came running around the corner of the house with a cleaver wielding chef in hot pursuit.
The goose laid its head into Queen Vicky's lap, and she decided it was asking to be spared so she spared its life from that point on.
For the rest of his life he was kept at Crown Expense, which probably cost taxpayer John Bull a lot of crowns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9oyr_MKABY
that it was okay to goose a queen.
John Brown was surprised too.
Couldn't help myself with this...
http://democurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2009/11/co...
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
Especially once the endless loops of mindless X-Mas carols start.
They've been playing in some places since October 31.
America deserves her...!!
Which one is the turkey?
I agree with William S Burroughs.
I prefer Edgar Rice Burroughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUvMEDvE-4I&fe...
Thanks for sharing that piece of wisdom...
Palin News Is Top Story For Only Two Percent Of Public, According To New Study
.. and 98% of the airtime.
Mrs. Oblivious.
One dumb animal standing in front of another one being slaughtered "... just for funnnn, dontchya know?"
But isnt 'what do you have to be thankful for?' one of those East Coast gotcha questions?
then stab it in the back while it walked away... only to write about it later telling everyone that the turkey was comin' right at her!
it was coming after her family!
We here in Alaska want to thank you all for taking our turkey. We are safer now that she is running around America. Please dont send her back.
Why do i have the feeling that the right wing nutjobs are going to use the footage where Obama is pardoning the turkey with his hand, to simulate a nazy type salute????...
What about that BOW to the lowly animal? Also, he was only wearing one flag lapel pin. What a terrist-loving traitor.
Only dumber, more obnoxious, and more dangerous.
...no different than the angry old man and this abjectly unqualified, mean spirited and vindictive, hate spewing no talent who has never done anything wrong in her life, I feel thankful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmDtWz27ueI
Is such a great idea, she probably would not approve of this press conference that was held in D.C. yesterday at The Press Club by Single Payer Action and PNHP:
http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/290273-1
Wow.
This is great.
Glenn Beck, O'Reilly, Karl Rove and Sarah Palin.
All on the same day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
"Pardon me while I decapitate this bird."
It would look like Palin playing flute to a bunch of rats.
Sorry to Palin and to the rats.
President Obama's second holiday pardon just announced.
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/11/2...
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