GOP reprogramming: Eagleburger now says he loves Palin
By David Neiwert Friday Oct 31, 2008 3:55pmSeems the GOP Ministry of Truth got ahold of Lawrence Eagleburger today and promptly cured him of his temporary insanity yesterday in dismissing Sarah Palin's qualifications:
Eagleburger: You are witnessing something quite unique -- a man who's about to talk to you while he has his foot in his mouth. I made a serious mistake yesterday. I was quoted correctly. I wasn't thinking when I said it -- in fact, I was discussing foreign policy, and this was in that context. And I was just plain stupid. And if I have given the flim-flam artist Barack Obama some success with this, I am deeply apologetic. I did not intend it.
In fact, if you look at this carefully, on the question of experience for example, Sarah Palin has been a governor, she has executive ability, she knows energy issues. Now you tell me what Barack Obama has ever done in the way of executive business, doing anything in the executive field. He has been in the Senate for some two years and he has been there half of the time and seldom votes on issues.
I'm sorry, I made a terrible mistake.
Wonder what technique they used. Waterboarding, perhaps?
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boy, that was a neck-snapping turn around.
what, does he have relatives in "zee old country"?
flim flam, huh. Stay classy, you ignorant ass.
They sure made him eat crow - or rather, in his case, an eagle burger. Mmmm, yummy.
..like oysters, there's always a soaringly bad one in the bunch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y
He should have checked with me. I could have given him a plausible explanation to back out. (Of course, I wouldn't have...)
to school. They cut off the head of his dog and left it in their beds...
I'm not surprised...
All the repugs keep flaunting the fact that bible spice is a gov..
Well...the population of Alaska in 2007 was 676987,the population of Austin,Texas as of 2007-1.6 million.
So I guess if you count governing over vast spaces of wilderness as valuable experience,they are on point.
Tuesday can't get here fast enough for me!
"Bible Spice"
Well played.
I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats.
More GOP projection, but especially scary this time. I mean, talk about a man who was speaking like he had a cage with hungry rats tied to his during his reprogramming!
WHY would anybody willingly belong to this party? Oh wait....
LARRY THE LEPER
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That's what He said. I can't be sure. That's what I HEARD.
Jeez, this is getting sad.
The man has no credibility and drank the neocon kool-aid years ago. He supported the agressive bombing of civilian targets in the former Yugoslavia. The fact that he admits to being stupid is a sign of progress.
Actually, it's the Ministry of Love that reprogrammed him. Probably in Room 101. The Ministry of Love is the home of the Thought Police
The Ministry of Truth is responsible for propaganda, changing past news articles and books to reflect current events (Oceania has always been at war with EastAsia) and to publish newspapers and books with party approved information.
"Wonder what technique they used. Waterboarding, perhaps?"
Maybe sarah gave him a good old fashioned, over-the-lap, bare bottom spanking.
..I'm there!
Seriously, is there anything about the repugs which doesn't involve back/bath rooms and spanking sessions?
Tranparency in government. It's why this Canadian supports Obama/Biden.
Eagleburger won't be able to take his foot out of his mouth until he gets his head out of his ass.
Pathetic.
Thanks, Larry, but I believed you the first time.
the usual technique was used-------
just feed them all the gop crap they
can eat in one helping and then
down this with a good waterboarding.
don't you imagine that all the reichwingneocons
get really dizzy from their incessant spinning?
we could use the Theory Of Relitivity- the faster one travels,the more time/space slows and contracts. So.......RePugs are used to spinning veryfastveryfasstver fasssstfassst faaaaaast. Simple Logic.
This is hilarious. It was like they had electrodes on his nads. McCain's like, "At least I remembered your name as being the third!"
Seriously...do any of these guys get paid to "endorse" a candidate?
Another flip flop from the McBush group...Suprise !!First the truth then a forced retraction...Embarrassing..pitiful...despicable
I made a stupid mistake and while making an excuse for the mistake I'm gonna sound even stupider.
Larry E
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He has three sons, all of whom are named Lawrence Eagleburger, though they have different middle names. Odd, isn't it?
is 'odd' in someway.
Son: Lawrence Scott Eagleburger ("Scott")
Son: Lawrence Andrew Eagleburger ("Drew")
Son: Lawrence Jason Eagleburger ("Jason")
http://www.nndb.com/people/340/000023271/
Are you sure it was not Darrell?
Or George? (George Foreman)
For 24 hours Eagleburger broke free and voiced his true opinions but the cult leaders found him and reprogrammed his mind and he is now right again. Come back to the light Larry!!!!
how many countertop grills has he sold?
George Foreman has Larry beat there.
YOU cannot resist THE DARK SIDE...ooooohoooosh Coome to Me and we'll RULLE The Galaxcy! ooooooooooooooooohhoooooooosh
Obama has hypnotized him > along with the other millions he's spoken to during the campaign!!
We should all be thanking the stars that we're still alive.
I'm pretty sure it required watching BillO's 'Factor' with his eyelids stapled to his forehead.
/Clockwork Orange?
Eagleburger: ‘I Fear Palin Will Prepare Eagle Burgers’
I'm thinking they used a power drill to the skull to insert the accepted talking points into his head.
You made your "terrible mistake" when you decided to back a douchebag like McCain and now you want to pretend the truth didn't slip accidentally out of your cry-hole. Too late.
From Neocon Headquarters:
Larry's neocon chip became corrupted and an unfortunate event occured. The Collective regrets this and has taken corrective action to insure that this never happens again. Larry has been re assimilated, his programming rewritten and rest assured that he has been restored to droid status where he will never be a danger to anyone except himself and the nation.
Resistance is futile, and rest assured that Larry will NEVER speak out of line again.
Thank you,
The Collective Fuhrer
"flim flam artist"?????
fuck you...
the only flim flam artist is the one who is talking
today, studs terkel died...i feel sad
i will rejoice when eaglefucker kicks off
hope its soon
And Tony Hillerman died some days ago too....
I feek sad about Studs too--he was an unapologetic progressive who spoke truth to power---rest in peace my friend--you helped make the difference.
You keep trying to un-shoot that gun, buddy.
'Izz Herr Doktor Henry Kissinger goink to havv to Choke A bitch?'
With apologies to Dave Chappelle and Wayne Brady.
He was Kissinger's 'chief' assistant wasn't he? And Henry, Henry was salacious. He was enamored of him some Sarah P.
I've always heard hem referred to as a Kissinger 'protege', but maybe he's to old for that term now.
What a classless jerk. I just cannot wait until this election is over, and really, really, really hope Obama wins by a landslide so all of these asswipes can eat crow. Then I can't wait for the blame game....Palin is sure to be included.
"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark mustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother." - 1984
Winston didn't last long after this either, Eagleburger.
Notice he just couldn't use the full memes. Executive "ability" instead of experience. Energy "issues" instead of expert.
There's still a chunk of Larry's soul still in there.
Not much, but a chunk...
"Uh I was against Palin Before I was for her"
Eagleburger is 78, just six years older than McCain, and yet look at how addled he is. McCain: Same. Old. Same. Old.
Hmm, I wonder what REALLY happened with Paul Wellstone's airplane.
Killers, liars, thieves.
That was one of the creepiest interviews I've ever seen. Eagleburger's tone of voice had a hysterical quality that almost sounded like somebody in a hostage situation. Did somebody threaten his family?
You know how Rethugs are. Anyone who goes off reservation gets threatened and called a traitor and gets death threats. Look what happened with Gen. Powell
The one comparison beefburger should make and that will completely solve his problem...Obama has a brain, the redneck from Alaska does not. End of problem.
They eat Eagleburgers in Alaska, don't they?
That was scary to listen to. It almost sounds like a man in fear for his life. He was stumbling all over himself trying to apologize to the McCain camp. I can't help but think back to the man Dick Cheney shot in the face apologizing to Dick Cheney for Dick Cheney shooting him in the face.
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