October 02, 2009 12:00 PM
Guess whose election Bill O'Reilly thinks they should investigate. Yep -- Al Franken's
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Now, there were dozens of close elections around the country in districts where there was a significant minority turnout, often with the help of ACORN organizers. But guess which one Bill O'Reilly considers the one most worth investigating.
Al Franken's. Of course.
Bill couldn't have an agenda, could he?
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
And Agenda?
BOR?
Pshaw!
BOR is a lying liar who tells lies! Nuff said.
Oh for god's sake! Stick an acorn up Bill's ass and tell him to grow an oak in his butt.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
are extremely difficult to pull up.
That said, have you got any particular species in mind? As a person knowledgeable about trees, I would suggest Quercus suber, AKA Cork Oak, which is the tree that gives us cork.
me-oww!
growing out of bor's backside...
Might I suggest this lovely little tree?
http://www.sfrc.ufl.edu/4h/poisonwood/poisonw...
We got PLENTY to spare here in the Keys.
Perfect Miss Kitty! He can grow a cork right in his butt and when the tree dies he stays corked forever. I think that's a plan!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
he really doesn't need a cork. He's already full of Sh*t.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Yeah but if he's corked there will come a day when he either explodes (try not to think what that will look like) or he just shuts the hell up and rolls away.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
"grow an oak in his butt"
"cork"
Thanks. Ahhh, I needed that.
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
Why hasn't anyone ever figgered out to drive a wooden stake through a vampire's ass?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Okay sorry. That wasn't a very lady like thing for me to say, it just popped out.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I was thinking something even less polite.
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gapin maw for a minute!
Voter Fraud?
Are you fuckin serious?
After the agonizing months of vote counts and recounts.
there was ample time for an investigation.
and NOW you want one...
You're a fuckin jackass BOR!
Bill-O didn't say jack about "fraud" while Coleman kept Franken from his rightful seat for MONTHS.
NOBODY 2012
Because if poor blacks are going to rig an elction for someone, it's going to be a rich Jew.
I'm just saying, there's not a lot of trust, historically, between blacks and Jews in the US, even if we're not supposed to acknowledge it.
Isn't he the one who had all funding for ACORN pulled...even though there are no ACORN offices in Minnesota?
The Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now has a very diverse membership of low and moderate income people of all races. It is not just an oganization made up of "poor blacks". We should support this organization and focus on the positive things it does to help those in need and fairly address issues that could use improvement.
How about we investigate how far your head can go up your own arse?
And then go bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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That made me laugh out loud for real!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Fair and balanced. Well Bill, you pay for it, mkay? Because the US doesn't have the money for frivolous activity on your say so.
me-oww!
Is a pig's ass pork?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does the bear shit in the woods?
Does the frog have a watertight asshole?
Is O'Reilly a complete moron?
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I prefer, Does the Pope shit in the woods
And if no one's there to hear it, does he make a sound?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
is my favorite...
How about Do priests **** altar boys?
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Bless?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
On who's perspective - man or boy.
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Good one. Never heard it.
btw, I heard the other one as, "Is a pig's pecker pork?" It has a better cadence.
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
Does the pope make a sound worth hearing?
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Does O'REILLY make a sound worth hearing?
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"Does the pope shit in the woods" was huge in my house growing up. Of course JP II made it a resounding YES by going camping...
me-oww!
We might ALL be related, lol!
so yes, it makes a sound
Well like when he's a knockin' up 13 year old virgins,
"Oh Me...oh Me....OH MEEEE!!!
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Fri, 10/02/2009 - 13:19 — ysbaddaden
I prefer, Does the Pope shit in the woods
And if no one's there to hear it, does he make a sound?
YES. I believe it makes the sound bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TcC_ni0ojo
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I really am starting to question the American Loyalty of these Racist Nazi Christians (RNC), I do believe we now need a complete investigation of the Racist ANTI AMERICAN Butt heads of Faux Noise nitwit Imitation Hate mongering Misinformed Net Work. To be expanded to the likes of the CLOSET QUEEN hannity, the Racist Nazi limpbaugh and there Right Wing Hate America Support groups. We should also DEMAND the reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine since these Nazi Racist HAVE NO comprehension of fair-play.
I hadn't heard that one before - GOOD!
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There should be a full investigation of the allegation that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
Yeah, like whey the hell it took them so long due to republican obstructionism.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Of course he hopes someone will pick this up and run with it. They won't of course. He'll probably never stop mentioning it though -- happy to tar Franken with the same vile lying bush that they used to violate Acorn.
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Dear BillDoh O'Liely,
So three trials and recounts isn't enough?
Oh, I see...
... Keep retrying the case until YOU get the desired result?
But that is exactly what the 'Liely was spitting out at his viewers 8 months ago.
Oh...
... IOKIYR?
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Starve the WAR Beast...
... Feed Americans.
Whatsamatta? The pervert can't get over the fact that it is now Senator Al Franken...
Yeah, it makes his butt feel funny every time he hears the words, Senator Franken. I suggest he have a bur-ectomy.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
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FOXPRAVDA IS NOT A NEWS STATION...
... FOXPRAVDA IS A POLITICAL STATION!
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Starve the WAR Beast...
... Feed Americans.
I was just watching Imus being interviewed on Neil, I have a great big head, Cavuto. Imus was asked what the thought of Beck. Imus said he liked him a lot. The I man has been sucked so far down that he's kissing up to the dumbest son of a bitch and most insane son of a bitch to ever find a tv camera.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
everything he thinks is true...
and it says so....
in the Paris Business Review.
I don't know what the problem is. Bill O'Reilly is extremely fair and balanced and is only looking out for the "folks". I sleep better at night just knowing he's on the case. Recounts and all that nonsense don't mean shit, Al Franken should not have won. He's a Democrat. "Fuck it, we'll do it live!".
Or is that jealousy?
BOR couldn't get elected dog catcher without help from Fox Noise.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
He's jealous of Beck....they all want a piece of the action now. Maybe this will get them all pointing different directions, diluting the Fox/RNC News message.
IMO we should investigate the tax-exempt status of churches that preached a political message. Hey, Alan Grayson.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFVrBzuyhFA
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at that Press Club dinner (?--it's on YouTube) while Al cooly ripped him a new one right in front of everybody. That was a supreme moment of which BOR deserves to have many more. Hahahahahahaha.
You should find and link that. Sounds highly amusing.
Here ya go
This is only a small part of the one I was talking about but you get the idea.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I think that was on c-span's channel about books. Bill and Al were in the same speaking group. Bill about blew a fuse while Al calmly and verbally cut his throat. It was indeed a thing of beauty and I think that moment will haunt Bill for the rest of his life. That's why he's raising so much hell about Al being elected.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Al v Billo.
The second part can be found on this page.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Thank you so much, mudshark
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
You just made my day, possibly my week and maybe next week as well. If I wake up in a bad mood I'm sooooooo watching that again. You rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMM7NRdwrnc&NR=1
(I skipped around) Billo and Laura I. keep talking about China and yada yada yada communism and such...mostly drivel... they need to realize that China does hold our debt in their hands. All courtesy of GW Bush and Company.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Oh that crazy Billo, still carrying a torch for the Lizard People I guess.
I think he liked the platform they were running on to turn us all into cold blooded bug eaters.
http://flashgordonmovie.googlepages.com/lizar...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBC1H-t9Q0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlOfmU4Sa44
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
is it because you don't want the world to know about our true ruling overlords?
If we're all so-fired up for investigations, Bill, then let's investigate Andrea Mackris statements, and get that truth out there.
(sound of O'Reilly wetting his pants).
Wouldn't it be rich if The Big Giant Head went after Letterman?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
Mika on Morning Joe went after Letterman this morning. I guess she doesn't know anything about her co-host's history.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
wanted Florida count every single vote when bush stole the election. Can anyone verify?
I am sick to death of these neocon SOB's like Oreally who use their bully pulpit to drum up the fanatics for his superficial calls to arms.
And that reminds me...did the surgeons ever remove that 12" dildo from O'Reilly's anus? You know...the one he used on himself while masturbating during those harrassing phone calls to women on his staff. Just wondering...
"Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?" - General Jack D. Ripper
What about the elections that were influence by those right wing groups that were CONVICTED of Voter registration fraud remember those. Did we redo those elections?
Investigated.
I'm not satisfied that the public has gotten the whole story.
There seems to be some kind of cover up.
Billo used per week in his vibrator either.
Bill's shrewd enough,calculating enough, to come right out at the beginning and state how much he despises Franken,which serves nicely in the interests of making him seem fair and objective.
Of course that's an absurd notion on it's face.
Bill is as petty and vindictive as they get.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
STUPID. Every one knows Bill despises Franken for:
a) being smarter than he is;
b) being funnier than he is; and
c) being a US Senator.
Plus, he's now saying that one of the most high profile, most investigated, longest lasting election processes EVER was stolen by a civic group?
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
Coleman's foot dragging antics were of course,an utter disgrace.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
O'LIEly is probing for a way out of his personal nightmare. He should take Beck's lead and break out the Vapo-Rub.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
Bill O is.
In Florida in 2000 in that building where the votes were being recounted, they managed to get the recount stopped.
on what premise again? Because they were mad as hell?
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
John Bolton.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
I'm not watching the video. Such a sore, sore loser Bill-O the Clown is.
NOBODY 2012
You know what will happen? All these teabagger types will hate Al Franken because O'Reilly tells them to. Then Cal Thomas will back up Billo's hatred with scripture. Then hatred of Al Franken will become a religious conviction. Soon right-wing Christians everywhere will hate Al Franken, (if they don't already) and Al Franken will become the latest anti-Christ. Fox news has the most spiteful, vindictive, vengeful Christians in the country. Bill O'Reilly, the Grand Inquisitor, following his Catholic forebears.
Where is the criticism of a former failed vice president candidate of the republican party making money in communist China?
They paid her not to wink at them?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
BOR's cartoon show gets wackier every day. I just wish an anvil or safe would fall on his head so I could get some laughs.
These people have no shame. None at all. So far senator Franken has been doing an outstanding job for his state compared to the nut job Bachmann who incites people to kill. Shame on fox news, the republican arm network.
Southern Yankee
Just ignore these people already. Are we gonna waste our valuable time responding to idiotic time wasting filler like this or focus on the prize of healthcare?
Ignore at your own peril.
Unlike the crazy person on the street corner, these are the crazy bastards who have all the money and bribery power in Washington.
These are the little Goebels who have made the corporate fascist states of america a reality, and the living hell-hole it has now become.
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
China owns our ass BEEOTCH!
Frank Zappa - Make A Jazz Noise Here
Minnesota's senatorial contest between Al Franken and Norm Coleman was the most thoroughly investigated,checked,rechecked,recounted,mashed, diced,blended,chopped and squeezed. Al Franken won fair and square.
Jeanne
BOR and Fox pravda should be investigated for perpetrating a fraud.
Billo still can't stand the fact that his lawsuit against Franken was literally laughed out of court. Even the judge mocked them - and it was unintentional. That's how freaking stupid these Fox zombies are.
No conflict of interest here? Naaaaaah, just another day at the conservatard office at fascism headquarters (Fox), in New York City.
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
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