Olympic Sissy Men

Have you ever wondered why there are no women's ski jump events in the Olympics? OK, it's not something you've probably given much thought to becaus

Have you ever wondered why there are no women's ski jump events in the Olympics? OK, it's not something you've probably given much thought to because it hasn't crossed your radar, but now that you're aware of it---guess why?

It makes no sense: we can fly through the air on snowboards, do back flips on the moguls, yet we can’t ski jump? What’s up with that? Especially since men’s ski jumping has been an Olympic event since the 1920s.

It seems the issue is a hot topic this year and via this MSNBC.com video I finally have my answer. Although some very thin and lame excuses have been floated around, what it seems to boil down to is that the European men don’t want to be shown up by a bunch of girls, one of whom holds the record on the actual ski jump used at the Vancouver games.

Yes that’s right, Lindsey Van beat the men’s record on the exact same ski jump the men will be sliding down to claim their Olympic medals this week. I ask you: how f**ked up is that?

This quote cracked me up:

In 2005, Gian Franco Kasper, FIS president and a member of the IOC, said that he didn't think women should ski jump because the sport "seems not to be appropriate for ladies from a medical point of view."

Oh my God are we still having that same argument? Seriously? In this day and age? What does Gian Franco Kasper think is going to happen? Vaginas scattered all over the hill? Menstrual blood on the start bar? Boobies flying through the air?

OMG, what punks. I think men have a few parts that could feel ... ummm ... a tad uncomfortable from jumping.

Free the Women Ski Jumpers now.

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