What is it with Republican sex with animals?
What is it about having sex with animals that compulsively sticks in right-wingers' heads? It's an obsession with conservatives.
I remember when the freak known as Neal Horsley famously admitted to having sex with farm animals to Alan Colmes a few years ago.
Is it true?" Colmes asked.
"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Horsley:You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
Newshounds has more.. When Horsley ran for Governor, he also said he'd kill his own son in order for Georgia to secede from the Union as a way of ending abortion in his home state. He's one of those Randall Terry type abortion nuts too.
Then you had Rick Santorum and his "man on dog sex" fantasies. Now we have the teabagger elite known as J.D. Hayworth.
Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) primary challenger, former Arizona congressman J.D. Hayworth, warned this past weekend that the same-sex marriage decision handed down by the Massachusetts Supreme Court is so loose in its logic and wording that it could lead to a man marrying his horse...
James Wolcott writes about it in the only way he knows how.
But I think the voters of Arizona should think twice about a man willing to toss away 2000 years of Judeo-Christian values to mate with a horse. "[If] you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could marry your horse,” he told an interviewer from KORN News. I wonder what Mrs. Hayworth thinks of her husband's cavalier attitude about the sanctity of marriage, his willingness to cast it and her aside if the right pony came along that he could make his horse-wife. "A devoted family man, J.D. is happily married to Mary, and they are blessed with 3 children, Nicole , Hannah, and John Micah." Oh sure, now they are blessed; but if J. D. Hayworth insists on giving in to his affections, he may eventually be the proud sire of a second set of children named Flicka, Pegasus, and Phar Lap, whose glossy manes would be the envy of their classmates but would make any future candidacy "problematic," even in a Palinized Republican Party barely distinguishable from your average freak show.
We should keep a list of all animal-sex-loving-Republicans for CNN, don't you think?
for CNN, don't you think?"
Neigh!
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
A traveling salesman roaming the countryside comes across a lone farm house. He knocks on the door and the farmer answers.
The salesman asks "Would you like to buy any of my wares I have for sale?".
The farmer replied "No I don't need any of the items you are selling, but I have been having a problem with some of my animals lately. My horse won't pull the plow like he used to. My Cows aren't making as much milk as they were before. Even the sheep aren't producing as much wool."
The salesman said "Well I have a way with talking to animals. Let me go out there and see what I can find out."
The salesman returns a few minutes later and says to the anxious farmer "Well I talked to the horse and he says his bridal is too tight and when you pull on it you need to let up a little.
I talked to the cows and the cows were telling me that when you milk them, you're squeezing their utters too hard and its painful. So don't pull as much when you're milking them.
Now the sheep were telling me.."
The farmer interrupts and screams to the salesman "Don't you listen to those sheep they're a bunch of LIARS!
Republicans are nasty, repressed, ashamed and angry people.
Unlike you who's always so chirpy and cheerful?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
...humor in the death, destruction, law breaking, poverty and suffering of innocent people worldwide we've all witnessed especially these last few wretched years.
Punk.
Because they're laughing too hard.
"With THAT? Is that all you've got?"
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Hung like a chihuahua.
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Do you have any idea how much money you can get in Georgia for a good stump-broke mule? Heck, you can almost name your own price.
Please don't be too hard on Regressive Georgia farmboys. They learned everything they know about mule love from their daddies and grand daddies. Some even got educated by their mommas and grand mammas.
GWTW was a fun example.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
If they can't do their animals, they'll do their sons. I'm aware of several half-grown boys around town who are known to have anal sphincter problems. Apparently teachers don't care and police don't investigate.
Dead cats are another problem. "The cat's ass" is not just a joke here.
Alabama and Mississippi are worse. We may have more closet bestial congressmen than closeted gays. Of course, in those states they marry their brothers and sisters (and in AL, one father-daughter nuptial). Congressmen, of course, are mostly attorneys, and they can't make retainer money from four-legged divorce clients.
There are a bunch of Stump Broke mares and Jenny Mules for sale. Some even belong to Democrats. It's still a right of passage for farm boys who have no political leanings because they can't vote even if they did. Religious preference is no boundary either.
Which is better a farm boy and stump broke animal or the girl from down the lane in the hay loft? The kids get preached at often enough about going to hell for having sex with girls back when shotgun weddings were a norm.
Donaldd
can't say NO...
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Animal Rights.
are in the back woods. You can't really bring your donkey home with you when you have to bring it up the elevator.
ive done alot of dumb things in life
but being attracted to animals isnt one of them
this has nothing to do with being a fool...and everything to do with being a total freak
Before politics becomes important. I grew up next door to a girl in Iowa who got caught working a horse at 16. Worst part was my mom was trying to get me to marry her later O_o! Anything to keep me in Iowa. Mom and I don't talk a whole lot these days.
Goodnight, Frau Blücher
New Republican policy:
Encourage bestiality. It will definitely reduce the number of abortions.
I can see the slogan now:
Abortion? Republicans say "Neigh"!
"[If] you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could marry your horse.”
Shoot, given some of the women I've known in the past -- and some that I have read in here -- I'd a whole lot rather marry my darling little filly Lula Fay than 3/4 of the women who have crossed my path over time.
After all, a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
You are a republic party guy. And don't flatter yourself. You'd be lucky if Lula Fay didn't head for the hills when she saw that glint in your eye.
me-oww!
noone gives a tiny candied rat's ass what t's like you "think".
"Honestly noone gives a tiny candied rat's ass what t's like you "think"."
Which is why, more and more, I find the Republican Party getting my ear.
You sound like a lifelong Republican.
Don't look back.
humans hit you in the ass on your way out.
keep hanging around with them and they'll also get your wallet and your good name.
"keep hanging around with them and they'll also get your wallet and your good name."
Sorry, but that is already happening to me with the DEMOCRATS. In one of my e-mail accounts, hardly a day goes by without my getting 5 or 6 mooches for money from the Democrats. That is one reason that the Republicans are really beginning to look good to me. I am on a limited income and have better uses for my money.
Given all the closeted Republicans, I think I know why they profess such disdain for bestiality.
isn't it rape unles the animal gives you consent?
it all makes sense now. The reason the GOP is so incoherent is because they all have Gonorrhea!
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They actually have hoof and mouth disease.
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Have you seen their wive's faces?
http://uglyrepublicans.com/republicans/United...
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aren't you? :P
I've never seen change without a fire
Isn't that Steve King's thing?
Cats are velvety.
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
:S
I've never seen change without a fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo
The truth will set you free but can you handle the truth?
... the King of Subtlety:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rws_7mLTqj8&fe...
(But that's ok ... I'm not even going to post on THIS thread ... oh ...CRAP ...!)
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The truth will set you free but can you handle the truth?
I love those songs, luwslips and real_earl!
sexual relations between two healthy, consenting adults comes up, their minds go to straight to sexual relations where someone can't consent or wouldn't want to consent anyway. I'm not sure I want speculate why this is.
I've never seen change without a fire
because they've never experienced sexual relations between two healthy, consenting adults.
They are pitiful.
I've never seen change without a fire
They played this game in the Victorian era. Magazines that were dependent on titillation to draw an audience, but ostensibly for teaching purposes of the evil of young girls or boys running away, winding up in brothels, usually becoming very successful whores and then thrown to the gutter, with the hero being a young minister seduced by the whore.
And the whores are the bad guys.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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I've never seen change without a fire
The bigger question is: What is it with sex and conservatives?
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It all comes down from the whole Puritan thing. Sex is not for pleasure, at least for the rabble. For the upper crust, you can do whatever you want, to who/whatever you want, just don't get caught. Also, it's a perveived way to command control over people.
Perveived?
That's a Freudian slip for you.
They like "forbidden fruit".
I have never seen so many sexual "outings" and perversions and extreme pre-occupation with sex as I have in the Rethuglican party. The hypocrisy alone is overwhelming. They all seem to be sex addicts. Calling Dr. Drew!
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
because thier projection is fucking huge.
Huge about them.....if you get my meaning. And it would explain the RW obsession with horses.
They hate everything...especially each other. Bestiality is just part of the self torment.
Animals can't tell them how sexually inefficient they are.
It's mainly a red state thing , particularly in the Southern red states , if you ever visit a red state you'll notice that the animals are all very nervous .
where men are men and sheep are nervous. (home of Darth Cheney).
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
I was in the Navy with a rancher from Montana. He used to brag about calling his sheep "Montana whores". He was also a big admirer of Richard Nixon. Probably coincidental.
run over.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
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Perverts. They're all sociopathic perverts.
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I thought he was trying to be snarky about a certain Clydesdale heiress. ;)
isn't! ;)
I've never seen change without a fire
I'm sure he's in a nice stable relationship!
;-)
divhorse! ;)
I've never seen change without a fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y
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he have sexual congress with a horse. Then he wouldn't be riding her.
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
Why should she be saddled with him!
I've never seen change without a fire
hu, 03/18/2010 - 17:05 — cognitive dissident
I'm sure he's in a nice stable relationship!
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Horsley only became interested in that winsome mule after being inspired by that classic work by Cervantes, DONKEY HOTE
Those southern boys will tell after a few drinks that those farm animals were asking for it.
We should keep a list of all animal-sex-loving-Republicans for CNN, don't you think?
Hey...whatever works for ya, Johh. ;o)
I don't judge. LOL.
"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."
Someone that is always trying to steal something from you always think that everyone else is trying to steal from them.
Because they did it they think everyone else does also but it's not so!
today, with Rush Limbaugh attacking that little boy whose mother died, telling him that the bill was coming too late to save the boy's mother anyway.
It was very telling, and it showed that that self-absorbed piece of shit thinks that everyone is just as self-absorbed as he is, and he can't get his rotten brain and heart around the simple truth. That precious little boy knows that the passage of HCR can't bring his mother back, but he knows how much it will hurt other children to lose their parents for no good reason, and so he wants the bill to pass so that other children won't have to go through what he's going through. He said it himself.
You're right, you know, conservativism is a mental illness!
I've never seen change without a fire
I think they doth project too much.
I'm not suggesting he do it, but "I guess he could" blow his brains out to make America a better place.
..and his book, "The Apprentice". It includes descriptions of a girl getting raped by a bear, and hunters copulating with a dead deer.
yeah. sick stuff.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apprentice_(book)
Hopefully everyone has Googled the Franklin Cover-Up too.
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Speaking of critters, about a week ago it was all over the internet how some presumably teenaged air-headed girl sent Universal Studios a letter denouncing their The Wolf Man remake as a rip-off of Twilight.
The thread seems to be dead now, but I've made several remarks and here's my most recent, and I just want someone to read it.
(She made fun of the silver bullet way of killing the beastie).
Although the 1941 movie The Wolf Man standardized the silver bullet, it had been used in some German vampire legends too. Most legends like Peter Stubb had them donning a special wolf belt, girdle or robe, and smearing some kind of magical salve on themselves. If one wanted to be a werewolf they could bathe in a river where wolves drink, or drink water from a wolves footprint (urine?), or eat the brains of a wolf.
In other words, it was all very deliberate, and had nothing to do with moon curses.
There were ancient Greek legends of the Gods turning people into wolves like Lycaon and I believe others as well, but no indication whether it went back and forth or not. But it was definitely a curse.
Pausanias the Greek geographer from the 2nd century CE described werewolves in the South of France. They were either cursed or volunteered for such service for seven years.
In a recent translation of Beowulf a footnote had a reference to a Saxon belief in the canis cephalis, a Latin phrase for dog headed people from somewhere around the 8th century..
Even Christian saints had the power to curse people into animal forms like wolves, "Omnes angeli, boni et Mali, ex virtute naturali habent potestatem transmutandi corpora nostra."
Silver was identified with the moon. But as y'all can see there were little reference to the moon in the earlier legends, other than some vampire. However the 18th century French legend of Bete Du Gevaudan, silver bullets was featured. Presumably this is where Universal got it 70 years ago. Usually vampires and werewolves were killed with bullets consecrated by priests, but no mention of the metal was made.
However, Emily Gerard, Mrs de Laszowska's book Transylvanian Superstitions influenced Bram Stoker and she mentioned the varkolak and they vrykolaka which blurred the distinction between werewolves and vampires. So Stoker's Dracula looked like a cross between Mark Twain and a werewolf. In the Broadway play by Hamilton and Balderston, at least a couple of times Dracula is referred to as "the werewolf."
http://www.getthebigpicture.net/blog/2010/2/1...
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I've read a few horror novels in my time, and I still have to say the original Dracula was by far the scariest. Stoker's Dracula a cross between Twain and a werewolf?
Dracula, Chapter 2:
"Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache, and clad in black from head to foot, without a single speck of colour about him anywhere...
"His face was a strong, a very strong, aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils, with lofty domed forehead, and hair growing scantily round the temples but profusely elsewhere. His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth. These protruded over the lips, whose remarkable ruddiness showed astonishing vitality in a man of his years. For the rest, his ears were pale, and at the tops extremely pointed. The chin was broad and strong, and the cheeks firm though thin. The general effect was one of extraordinary pallor.
"Hitherto I had noticed the backs of his hands as they lay on his knees in the firelight, and they had seemed rather white and fine. But seeing them now close to me, I could not but notice that they were rather coarse, broad, with squat fingers. Strange to say, there were hairs in the centre of the palm. The nails were long and fine, and cut to a sharp point. As the Count leaned over me and his hands touched me, I could not repress a shudder. It may have been that his breath was rank, but a horrible feeling of nausea came over me, which, do what I would, I could not conceal."
So the Count had the bushy white hair, mustache and eyebrows of Twain, but his clothes were the inverse, instead of being all white they were all black.
The heavy unibrow, pointed ears, pointed fingernails and hair in the palm of his hands are the traits of the werewolf
Or someone who masturbates in his coffin.
The darkest his hair ever seemed to get in the book when he found blood a'plenty was iron-gray. So when Jonathan Harker grew desperate enough to try to leave the castle and scale the cliff, he wrote, "I knew I must reach the body for the key, so I raised the lid, and laid it back against the wall. And then I saw something which filled my very soul with horror. There lay the Count, but looking as if his youth had been half restored. For the white hair and mustache were changed to dark iron-grey."
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It should be noted Mark Twain was touring the London Lecture circuit at the time, and Stoker moved in theatrical circles, working for Sir Henry Irving, so there's a strong chance they met.
http://www.sikhspectrum.com/112007/images/twa...
Many have written that Stoker based his Texan Quincy Morris on a younger Twain, but very few, if any noticed the resemblance between the Count and Twain. They usually say the count was patterned after Sir Henry Irving.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons...
What's interesting is that in this particular picture Sir Henry Irving and Christopher Lee (Hammer Studios Dracula) look very similar:
http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/0...
And seeing that Christopher Lee was a cousin of Ian Fleming I find it conceivable he was considered for the part of James Bond.
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Here's a cover from 1902, I don't know what the illustrator was thinking:
http://www.draculas.info/_img/gallery/dracula...
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http://gothlupin.tripod.com/vbela.html
http://kindlerama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008...
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Lol, you are sooo naive. Republicans like sex with EVERYTHING!
Though top on their list for carnal lust is animals: underage boys, other people's wives, and strange men in airport bathrooms, hold a special affection for them also.
But more to the point, this is one of the main reasons why Republican/Conservatives hate Government. Because Government has a nasty way of putting one in jail for extreme sexual perversion.
they certainly love f*cking everyone else over.
Good one . U R right .
http://digg.com/politics/GOP_Rep_Ending_Don_t...
a republican and a democrat were walking down a shady country lane one day when they passed a male dog happily going to town licking it's crotch.
the republican said to the democrat, "i wish i could do that.".
the democrat replied, "go ahead, i don't think he'll mind.".
I'm all for it as long as they're married!
Don't knock 'till you've tried it !
that, when it's grinding meat, is warm and wet and vibrates.
They're perverts. They prove that more every day.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
i remember this from a ways back - it's still hilarious!
Love and marriage, love and marriage,
Go together like Hayworth, a horse, and carriage,
This I tell ya brothers,
Ya can't have one without the others...
I've never seen change without a fire
Kinsey reported something like 1 in 13 men and 1 in 30 women. Looking over a crowd with a hundred women a guy generally doesn't want to dwell on the thought that maybe three of them have jerked off a dog for chuckles. And vice-versa.
I guess the sociology degree in me just wonders whether the discrepancy has normalized some since Kinsey as America has become less rural but homes still have dogs.
is what most Republicans grew up with, and what they prefer.
Maybe the looks of their women are so close to their chosen animal friends...........
I know a few republicans like this for real.
Long term stable relationships are a Republican core value.
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