November 25, 2008 07:10 PM
Colbert Christmas Special: John Legend sings for his nutmeg
You know, my kids really love those old Rankin Bass stop action Christmas specials and look forward to watching them immediately after Thanksgiving. But I now have my own favorite Christmas special, thanks to Stephen Colbert and Comedy Central.
I had hoped to find a clip of Willie Nelson as the fourth Wise Man singing about his gift to the baby Jesus of a little pot, but John Legend singing about needing nutmeg was pretty damn funny too.
Serving eggnog without nutmeg is like serving turkey without a duck and a chicken inside it.
Words to live by. More clips over at Colbert Nation. Don't miss Jon Stewart trying to interest Colbert on the Festival of Lights.
Is like a turkey without a chicken and duck inside of it!
Dis-Grace?? I mean, I feel sorry for little Caylee, but for Christsakes--what's it been, woman, like three f*cking months??
We know, her mom is an irresponsible party girl who should not have spawned and probably offed her kid so she could go out and dance and party her brains out...
Why the F*CK must you be on my goddamn TV every night, making big bucks, offering NOTHING to the investigation??
Sorry, I'm buzzed, left my .38 back in FL, and stuck with Motel 6 cable in SoCal, sans ammo...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Of course not. She is so hateable she is running on the closest drawn barrier possible between the line of decency and marketability.
By now I'd say she's just a ghoul on demand. But prob is she's so hateable it's fun to despise her big schnozz and beyond that her total arrogance in impertuity when it comes to world reality.
It's really sad. If someone held the pendelum swinging over her head years ago and said "it's like this or like that"...she picked the wrong colored pill.
Tanqueray. I still thought I was sane...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Did he say "just grab my face and grate it?"
With what?
A throbbing question to ask.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGUsF-Whb1g
First time I have heard of her, and smitten with her voice. I know her part was funny, but I loved the way she sang it, and I look her up and like her version of the BeeGees song. I did remember the "1,2,3,4" song she did while promoting Apples Ipod.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GniAjezD84
)O(
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I missed it!!!!
Stupid addictive video games!!!! Darn you!!! Darn you straight to heck!!!
It's not healthy to lose your temper like that, Mr. Garrison, m'kay?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
But this game is super awesome fan-tabulous...
Assassins Creed...anyone with a PS3...get that game...
Ok...so back to Colbert...they'll re-run that before xmas right?
Last and only video game I played was Pong.
I didn't have enough money for the Ping upgrade.
About 10 years ago I did a Christmas nativity scene cartoon, where you see a devout looking Mary, Joseph, and the Wiseguys and the glowing manger, but you don't see the little nipper, but a voice is coming from therein, "Oy, what's with the gold frankincense and myrrh? I wanted Mortal Combat!"
Strangely enough, my Mary was kinda hott.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Nutmeg sounds like the name of a very very popular serving wench in a Dublin pub.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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