The Pledge Of (GOP) Allegiance


On this 4th of July weekend, I wanted to remind everyone to pause for a moment, put down those Cokes, and join with those other Kochs in reciting our sacred psalm of patriots.

So please rise. Hand over heart. Ready. Begin:

I pledge allegiance
To the Bathtub
Of the United Slates of Norquist.
And to the Republicans,
For which it scams,
One Corporation,
Under Fraud
With Liberty & Tax Cuts for All....
corporate jet-owning billionaires.


Happy Birthday #235, Americorp, Inc.!

Winter Donation Drive
Via snail mail:
P.O. BOX 66310
Los Angeles, CA 90066


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