FAUX NEWS ALERT(not a real one) John ONeal, leader of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth was just hired as a political analyst for Fox News. Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO, Fox News Network, in a brief statement said today: "We are ecstatic at hiring one of the bright new voices in the political world today. His reputation is outstanding and he brings a unique sense of honesty into the FNC stable of fair and balanced reporting." An insider said they they may build a 30 minute show around Mr. O'Neal, where he will have an open forum to continually bash Senator John Kerry for the remainder of his life. For now you can see John O'Neal weekly on the "Hannity and Colmes Show."
By John Amato
— November 10, 2004