I long for someone in the Administration to out or plame Karlsputin Rove as the mastermind of pushpolling in Texas to insinuate that Gov. Ann Richards was a lesbian; and in the South Carolina primaries to say Mr. McCain was the father of a ‘colored baby’; and also past disgrace to disgusting having destroyed Max Cleland’s career by suggesting that he was ‘soft on Saddam Hussein’ with $200,000 of advertising in Georgia.

Mr. Rove is an official with zero scruple – there is no scruple or ethical pebble in his shoe. Of course I suppose the reason why Karlsputin Rove couldn’t walk in Mr. Cleland’s moccasins is because Mr. Cleland who did go to Vietnam got both his legs blown off in combat and can’t wear moccasins any more.

You might object hither & yon that my acid remarks about Mr. Rove are ad hominem-- but that would assume he was hominem rather lizardem. Anyone who euphemizes dead children as ‘collateral damage’ is lizardem to me.

I’m going to sleep with visions of Karlsputin frogmarching in my head. I long to spring from my bed to see what is the matter. Away to the CNN I fly like a flash, I clik the remote and throw up the sash. And finally my teeth end their 5-year gnash, For Karlsputin’s being frogmarched Across the White House Grass.

Sometimes hallucination get you through the night . . . America’s dark night of the soul. 

Reader Kevin C. says, "George Bush will never fire Karl Rove...that would be like Charlie McCarthy firing Edgar Bergen."
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Sometimes hallucination get you through the night . . . America’s dark night of the soul.

Reader Kevin C. says, "George Bush will never fire Karl Rove...that would be like Charlie McCarthy firing Edgar Bergen."