A state senator running against Lindsey Graham says that teachers should be allowed to carry machine guns in the classroom.

Oh my gosh, finally! Someone who makes Lindsey Graham look good.

South Carolina state Sen. Lee Bright (R), who is challenging Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) in the GOP primary, said on Friday that school teachers should be able to carry machine guns to protect students from gun violence.

Just what this country needs – more machine guns in classrooms.