This is what these clowns on The Five have been reduced to.
During yet another segment on Fox where they're singing the praises of Trump suck-up Bill Maher, the segment took this bizarre turn when host Greg Gutfeld shifted the conversation from Maher praising Trump for supposedly being responsible for a reduction in crime rates, to hookers in New York City.
PERINO: But while the president cracks down on crime, the New York Post is reporting that prostitution is booming in New York City as arrests plunge 60 % since Mayor Zohran Mamdani has entered office. What's going on there?
GUTFELD: What? With the prostitution. Well, it's something that a lot of people aren't talking about in terms of quality of life issue. And I don't know if we have photos of what's going on in that area, but how overweight the hookers have become. Have you noticed that?
WATTERS: I have!
GUTFELD: It's insane. It's like, I worry. I worry... I mean, I'm not a big fan of the sex trade, but it does seem that if you're gonna' sell your body, you should make it appealing for the customer.
You don't understand the capitalistic tendency. I mean, come on. It's something to look into. I find it, you know, kind of sad. If I lived in that neighborhood, I wanted to look as nice as possible.
Which was followed by Gutfeld attacking Democrats for supposedly having their cognitive dissonance in overload because they'll supposedly never accept that Trump's done anything right.
The responses were not kind.
Why would you two be paying attention to the hookers?
Is something you would like to share with us today? pic.twitter.com/CGm48o58X1— The Fact Checker (@jonathanfg97120) September 28, 2026
1. I didn't know the mayor was in charge of that
2. Why are they looking at so many hookers?
3. How many hookers do they visit?
4. Are any of the ones they hired missing?— TheAIPromptologist (@AiPromptologist) September 28, 2026
Fox News needs an R rating. Seriously.
Gutfeld: “Something people aren’t talking about… how overweight the hookers have become. Have you noticed that?”
Watters: “I have.”
Gutfeld: “It’s insane.”
This is supposedly prime-time television.
Not political commentary or news.…— Bucky (@BuckyNoseBest) September 28, 2026
@JesseBWatters is well versed in hookers
— Cassidy🐝 (@Cassi0piea) September 28, 2026
I haven't noticed because I am not soliciting prostitutes. What an odd thing to discuss. Do these people have no internal voice questioning them?
That internal check...hmm maybe I shouldn't talk about how obese prostitutes are these days. pic.twitter.com/AHFiGkQJMh— Monty (@SteelManX) September 28, 2026
There's something very wrong when Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Waters have to base their opinion of how bad New York City is by the weight of the hookers on the street. It makes you wonder just how they'd know the difference.
— Ray Loewe (@rloewe65) September 28, 2026
FOX is the channel for not only bullshit reporting but apparently the channel for pedophiles and perverts because no normal person would watch this garbage.
— Sodamncoolsmom -No fuqs left to give (@sodamncoolsmom) September 28, 2026
Is Gutfield trying to be the Pete Hegseth of the sex industry? Does he want sex workers doing pull ups?
What gives him expertise on their level of fitness?
Finally, WTAF? https://t.co/0EejG5hDzH— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) September 28, 2026


