Did you know that fender bender you were just in happened because of Benghazi? The incredible amount of snow falling in New York is a direct result of Benghazi too.
Are you feeling a little blue today and having trouble getting out of bed? It's that damn Benghazi mess. Is the wicked witch making life miserable for you in the Emerald city? Just click your heels three times and say, "there's no place like Benghazi."
It started with Benghazi. When you kill Americans and nobody pays a price, you invite this type of aggression. #Ukraine
— Lindsey Graham (@GrahamBlog) March 4, 2014
I have tried for over a year to figure out just what the issue with Benghazi is and I just haven't been able to. I thought the "X is just a distraction from Benghazi" thing was more of a liberal joke than anything, but I guess not.
The Benghazi conspiracy is a mystery to almost everybody, but Conservatives believe that if they say it enough times then it will come true. My question is why are they hiding their ruby slippers?