Alestorm sounds like the perfect name for a pirate-themed metal band. Fortunately, these guys have taken it upon themselves to be that band.
June 16, 2014

If you like over-the-top, heavy metal bands who are constantly overdosing on testosterone, then you've come to the right place. Heck, even if you're just into heavy metal without any gimmicks (if that exists) you could easily get into these guys.

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