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Open Thread - Go For Broke, Mister President

Seriously, the job now is to make the right as fake-outraged as possible. Because Freedom.
Open Thread - Go For Broke, Mister President

If I were President Obama I would adopt a bulldog and name it Breitbart. If someone asked me I'd say "Saint Peter told me in a dream that Andrew picked one lifetime here over eternity in Hell."

I would also have the dog audited by the IRS and tell the same media "because it's what Nixon would have done."

Drop Mic.

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