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Poor, Persecuted Animal Killer Boo Hoos To Fox News For Sympathy

Vile huntress Eva Shockey is appalled at the insults she received on Facebook over a photo she posted. Fox News shows again how they are on the wrong side of EVERYTHING.

When you kill animals for sport, you are going to get a few people upset by the savagery of your hobby. Yes, sometimes overpopulation of game animals is a problem, but when you post photos of animals that you kill for no good reason, it's inevitable that you'll get some harsh criticism. Eva Shockey grew up in the outdoor industry as the daughter of Jim Shockey. Eva has been in the outdoors and in front of the camera her whole life but only took up hunting after finishing college.

Critics of her hobby called her "sick and psychotic." So, naturally, Eva sought solace for the harsh words she received because of her Facebook posts at Fox and Friends. She was offended by one person who said, kill that worthless little dog instead (of the black bear). Leave it to Fox News to stick up for the girl who murders animals for fun.

Her dad has been an "amazing, amazing, amazing role model." He told her to just rise above the insults. She truly believes hunting is a noble occupation.

We're raising huge amounts of money for wildlife habitats. The populations of bears and humans is growing at a fast rate, and you can't kill the humans, so we need to kill the bears.

Talk about your death panels!

Every day we are shown that the people who run the network are always on the side of malevolence. They are pro-pollution, anti-taxing the wealthy who can afford it, pro-voter suppression, pro-misogyny, anti-healthy eating, pro-discrimination, pro-gun proliferation, anti-science, pro-religious fundamentalism and now pro-animal killing. Is there anything they actually stand for that isn't detrimental?

Fox News says they have a problem with people picking winners and losers. The irony in her statement you can't kill the humans truly escaped the Fox and Friends hosts and guest. By rejecting the Medicaid Expansion, these Republican states (like North Carolina) are picking winners and losers by denying basic medical care. It's practically akin to shooting the humans, but hey, they're good Christians, right? I'm sure this is what Jesus would do.


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