October 16, 2015

Via Wonkette:

Now it’s time for the fun part, where we play Truth Or Dare with Bernie, and if we lose we have to spend seven minutes in the closet doing sex things with Donald Trump. But LAME, Ellen doesn’t even give him an opportunity to do dares, and instead he just answers questions about what kind of panties he’s wearing (briefs) and whether he’s ever been in handcuffs. (Yes, the one time, during a “civil rights demonstration.” Is THAT what the 73-year-old Jewish social justice kids are calling it these days? Ellen’s face right then is like WHATEVER, BERNIE.)

Can you help us out?

For nearly 20 years we have been exposing Washington lies and untangling media deceit, but now Facebook is drowning us in an ocean of right wing lies. Please give a one-time or recurring donation, or buy a year's subscription for an ad-free experience. Thank you.


We welcome relevant, respectful comments. Any comments that are sexist or in any other way deemed hateful by our staff will be deleted and constitute grounds for a ban from posting on the site. Please refer to our Terms of Service for information on our posting policy.