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Which Republican Is Bernie Sanders' Desert Island Pick?

This, and other bern-ing questions answered during Bernie Sanders' appearance on Ellen.

Via Wonkette:

Now it’s time for the fun part, where we play Truth Or Dare with Bernie, and if we lose we have to spend seven minutes in the closet doing sex things with Donald Trump. But LAME, Ellen doesn’t even give him an opportunity to do dares, and instead he just answers questions about what kind of panties he’s wearing (briefs) and whether he’s ever been in handcuffs. (Yes, the one time, during a “civil rights demonstration.” Is THAT what the 73-year-old Jewish social justice kids are calling it these days? Ellen’s face right then is like WHATEVER, BERNIE.)


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