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The Kiss Of Death

Rick Perry's endorsement of Ted Cruz cancels out Palin's of Trump, right?
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You know how the universe tries desperately to make things even? You know, like if it’s hot somewhere, it’s cold somewhere else? What goes up must come down?

Well, the political balance tilted wildly when Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump so to make up for that

Take that, Sarah Palin!

Look at this and grin …

Perry said he found the senator to be a good listener who respects the Tenth Amendment, “knows what he does not know” and is more conservative than Trump.

And that’s the problem with Rick Perry – he has no clue that he’s a complete certified walloping idiot. And if Rick Perry knows things that Cruz doesn’t know … well, we’d need to water Cruz twice a week.

I think Perry’s observation came about when Cruz and he spent some time together.

Perry: I am the most manly stud in all of Texas.

Cruz: I did not know that.

Perry: I came up one vote short of being Jesus Hisownself.

Cruz: I did not know that.

Perry: I can add and subtract with 70% accuracy.

Cruz: I did not know that.

Perry: I’m endorsing you because the Bushes don’t like me.

Cruz: Well, that I did know.


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