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Open Thread: Reince? It's Okay If You Start Drinking

Parody...but we wouldn't blame him.
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Okay, okay, so the video above is doctored a bit for fun. But really, if you were Reince Priebus, and of course you wouldn't be, but IF, wouldn't you show up for work drunk like, every single day?

How about we pour out a Reince Priebus:

Sour grapes
Bitter tears
1 1/2 oz Johnny Walker Blue (charged to expense account)
Over ice as cold as the bloody hearts of his primary voters

Serve alone, at home, or in the Fox News Greenroom, whatever, who cares. And another thing, Jeb Bush's mother is a SAINT! (yeIling) I forgive you, Megyn Kelly! C'mon, let's call Peggy Noonan and go do Karaoke! You like Wilson Phillips, don't you? (singing) Hold on for one more day!

Hey, at least Reince has thus far avoided bondage themed nightclubs, amirite?

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