Donald Trump vs Ted Cruz. Not on policy, don't worry. The competition is about whose wife is more appropriate/hotter. I'm sure that's what our founding fathers would have wanted. Check out this week's Presidential Power Rankings!
March 26, 2016

If you thought this election was classy before, well this week took things to another level! Cruz threw the first punch with an ad showing a nude Melania Trump (our future first lady?!). Trump then threatened to reveal the real Heidi Cruz behind the plastic face! Cruz then said that plastic face is better than Trump. So Trump tweeted a photo proving both their wives are plastic! I always thought Presidential readiness was best determined by the wives so I'm finally gettin' my dream! Bein' a woman has so much power. What do you think about this week's Presidential Power Rankings? What's your favorite part about bein' a woman? Please remember to subscribe:!

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