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Donald Trump Is BUILDING A WALL FOR OUR UTERUSES!

Donald Trump wants to punish women for getting an abortion. Ted Cruz punished women by having affairs with them. And John Kasich is still running. Here's your weekly Presidential Power Ranking!

Donald Trump wants to punish women for gettin' abortions. Thank goodness he's building a wall to protect me from myself. So grateful he's makin' things so great already. Oh, don't forget good ol' Ted Cruz is tryin' convince America he likes his wife. And John Kasich is apparently still running for President. Which scandal was your favorite in this week's Presidential Power Rankings? And how high does a uterine wall need to be?! Please remember to subscribe: www.youtube.com/newsynews!

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