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Return Of What The Hell?

Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina had some sweet deal going on, eh?
Return Of What The Hell?
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Way back on August 1st of last year, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I told you about how Ted Cruz’s SuperPAC gave Carly Fiorina’s SuperPAC half a million dollars. We both wondered why he would do that. The best we could figure is that Ted thought Carly could effectively attack Hillary Clinton better than a man could.

When it turned out that Fiorina was a 15 minute wonder – she made the grown-up debate one time and only because Donald Trump said she is ugly – we wondered why Ted didn’t ask for a refund.

Well, come to find out, maybe it’s because he has a crush on her.

Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign is vetting Carly Fiorina as a potential running mate, THE WEEKLY STANDARD has learned.According to a spokeswoman for Fiorina, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO and one-time presidential candidate is being vetted by Cruz’s campaign.

Hey, at least give Ted this – when you are the most soulless man on the planet, it is difficult to find someone equally as soulless.


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