Because Donald Trump is heading for a monumental loss that could be unrivaled in modern history, it's time for him to burn it all down.
And burn it down, he's doing.
We begin with Danney Williams, the alleged "love child" Bill Clinton supposedly fathered. Never mind that Mr. Williams' paternity was ruled out with a DNA test conducted using Monica's blue dress. Never mind that Mr. Williams is a criminal and apparently also a deadbeat dad. Never mind all of that, because he filed a paternity suit against Bill Clinton today just ahead of the debate. He also is doing his "first exclusive interview" with none other than Alex Jones.
By the way, the Drudge Report first reported the sad news that Bill Clinton did not father Danney Williams.
Meanwhile, over at Breitbart, they've got a nice lady who says Bill Clinton sexually assaulted her in the 80s. Apparently at a television station. It's on their front page. I won't link it, but Raw Story has some details and also some very interesting comments.
Folks, Bill Clinton is not running for office, no matter how hard they try to tell people he is.
Over in LaLa land, Roger Stone is going on about the moon landing being something staged. Because why not toss as much noise as possible ahead of a debate where you're sure to look like an utter buffoon when it's over, right?
Roger Ailes has even jumped ship. This could be for the stated reasons, or it could be because Steve Bannon wanted alpha male status and managed to force him out.
Honestly, at this point it almost seems like Trump is that guy who desperately needs a 72-hour psychiatric hold but has family fighting over custodianship.
I think I'll let The Boss sum up what's happening here:
Yep, he's burning it all down now.
Update: It is now reported that Trump has also invited Sarah Palin to attend tonight's debate, as if that will somehow rattle Hillary's cage. Are there even words left to describe how ridiculous this is?