September 29, 2017

During a press gaggle a few minutes ago, Donald Trump was pressed on HHS Secretary Tom Price's fate. By now, we know which signals to watch before the fatal job blow is delivered, and sure enough, Trump waved the flag.

"As a person, [Price] is a very fine man," Trump said.

Which means, of course, that that very same fine man is about to be fired. But Donald Trump knows how to play his audience like a fiddle, so he reassured everyone that he would be making an announcement tonight.

He forgot to tell us to tune in!

Price is toast. We all know it. I won't shed a single tear and neither should you.

Update: Price resigned.

Update 2: Just because it's Friday and for the lulz:

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