Mike Huckabee is smokin' something, and I would like to know why he is not sharing.
Can't be sure what prompted this strange soliloquy, but he seems to think he was "pwning the libs" as the kids say. In reality, he was really demonstrating an unhealthy tendency to fantasize about bizarre ways Trump might use his mouth.
First of all, how would he do that? Would he use a straw? Second of all, why does Mike Huckabee hate us so much that he puts that picture in our heads? Third of all, can Trump really swim to the bottom of the ocean, and if so, when can that be arranged?
Finally, because this was the point Huckadeedoodah was trying (and failing) to make, he thinks if Trump actually did all that, we'd be MAD at him? And for polluting the ocean? I mean, he WOULD be, just with his toxic aura, but we aren't like Republicans, man. We actually DON'T want people to die from this. And an exercise like this would have the added benefit of keeping him off Twitter for a really long time, so, go for it, dude. Just consider getting consent first?
As usual, Twitter brings the content we all pay for.
You do NOT want to see Mike Huckabee’s PornHub search history. https://t.co/ht5DcHE2r6
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 28, 2020
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