February 16, 2023

President Joe Biden delivered a press briefing regarding the unknown aerial objects that have been tracked and shot down. This follows three weeks of balloongate and UFO drama that began after an alleged Chinese spy balloon was discovered in our airways.

So, naturally, one reporter had to be a dick and ask the President something completely unrelated to the topic. I don't know the reporter's name, so we'll just call him Dummy Shorts. I have no idea why, but that is his name now. Some Twitter users say that it's Peter Alexander, but if so, that's not his name today.

Dummy Shorts asked the President if his family's business interests compromised him.

Biden smiled and said, "Give me a break, man," and then chuckled.

I have a question for Dummy Shorts. Just before the Jan. 6 insurrection, Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law, made one last trip to meet with the Saudi crown prince. Yes, the bone saw guy. Kushner flew back that day. Slenderman Kushner ultimately ended up pocketing $2 billion in Saudi funds. Let's talk about that, Dummy Shorts.

UPDATE: President Biden called Peter Alexander following the presser to answer his question that he could not hear because it was insanely noisy in the briefing room.

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