Rudy claims that when he went to take his infamous trip to Ukraine, George Soros drove a car out onto the airport tarmac chasing after his plane to try and block it from taking off. pic.twitter.com/1jSD1cuavW

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) March 23, 2023

Imagine believing it really happened 🤦‍♂️

— Republicans against Trumpism (@RpsAgainstTrump) March 23, 2023

WIFE: “I found a pink bra in the backseat of your car. Are you cheating on me?”

HUSBAND: “oh wow, I totally forgot to tell you! So yesterday I was stuck at a red light, when all of a sudden philanthropist George Soros pulls up next to me and throws that pink bra into my car!”

— @WorldsBest (@WorldsMostHumb1) March 23, 2023

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

— ⓘ Qpublican f*ckery detected (@adelpreore) March 23, 2023

Was Hillary in the passenger seat and Hunter in the back?

— SleePercell (@PercelSlee) March 23, 2023

Are there people out there thinking “I can totally see George Soros racing out on the runway in his car and playing chicken with Rudy’s plane”?

— Dave (@hvyhttr_Dave) March 23, 2023

Alex, I’ll take “things that only happened in Rudy’s alcohol-filled brain” for $1,000.

— Andy Cohen ☮️ (@AC_Californian) March 23, 2023

I think Rudy Giuliani has been inhaling too many of his own farts. His mind has turned to absolute mush. Pretty incredible how Republicans have decided to vilify a highly successful, 90 year old, Jewish survivor of the Holocaust. Bullhorn antisemitism right there. pic.twitter.com/gaA6Fis12d

— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) March 23, 2023

In fairness it’s not as if Rudy has any reputation or standing left to lose.

— JN Hansen (@hansen_jn) March 23, 2023

Wow, Soros 007

Has anyone given Rudy a wellness check lately? 🤪 I think hair dye might have affected him in some way.

— Frank Marin (@FrankRiveraMar1) March 23, 2023